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so did you just stare at it or did you have a photo or somethingI had a photo on my phone while I furiously jacked off and I came a truckload
that's so metait is
being loveually attracted to yourself must make procrastination really easywhenever I stare at myself in the shower I get a half chubber
No, I didn't because I get packs of 5 condoms at the clinic down the street. I don't pull out and get on my knees and pray.your like 16 wtf are you using those condoms for
Pull-out methods are stupid and whoever uses it is a moron. You can get condoms for free from hospitals and you have a wide variety of contraceptives to use to avoid pregnancy.i'm sure you have had to use condoms for your bitch
no i just found it on the internet.whoever posted that posted it to imgur fairly recently
Might do it. Sounds like a nice door brick to makeCan you also make a orange and blue portal teleporter brick?
SO HERE I AM IN THE VIETNAM JUNGLE i dive out my helicopter and the heat was hot then next thing i knew the charlies were all through the bushes then i pull out my ak47 then yell out "jayerd the subway guy" then i throw a grenade and then use the ak47 as a pillow then 100 ninjas and out of no where said i had to kill jackie chan proceed to the next vietnam as you see vietnam had 9 vietnams at the time and all of them had one jackie chan you had to kill to proceed so i gave up and went home from the vietnamese war there was no way i was gonna fight 9 jackie chans in the end it was the best summer i ever had and it was also how i became spider man ya see son back when i was spider man i was in metropolis city it was there i saved mary jane and i also walked into a wallmart and found illuminati headquarters and it turned out all 9 jackie chans were in it and thats how i saved christmas.
