lmfaoooo nick
No man that's nothing we go way back I could tell ya tons of stories!
Here's one of my favorite memories from the glory days. So one time forget I think it was sophomore year Tony, Phil(we called him skids), Danny and I were sitting around the quad at lunch thinking about who we might ask to homecoming and of course the party after :D. Skids had a on and off relationship with this cute brunette named Ashley ever since they literally ran into each other in 4th grade when playing football, so naturally he was going to be bringing her. I had a crush on a super cute blonde girl who was out of my league so I tried to hookup with her at the dance since we both went alone. The good part of this story however is the Tony Vs Danny segment, essentially Tony and Danny were lusting after the same girl but no one knew Danny liked Emily. Her name was Emily and she was captain of the girls softball team and tony loved every single thing about her. He would send me pages and pages of texts just trying to work his feelings out but to no avail. He would constantly ask me to go to her games with him just so he could look at her. Unfortunately Tony had always been nervous around her and never told her how he actually felt despite having ample chances to do so. To be fair he tried to a few times but something would ruin the moment. For example one time Emily and Tony were sitting at a park bench hanging out after a movie and lunch, Tony went in for a kiss but the biggest loving pigeon I've ever seen decided it wanted to stuff on his face right then. Needless to say Tony didn't feel any tongue that evening lol (sorry tony ily bro). So after lunch Tony and I go to Econ and I tell him that he has to ask Emily to the dance because if he doesn't now he never will, he reluctantly agrees under the condition we do it in a cute way. So I come up with the idea to just use a custom bag of M&M's that say "Homecoming?" on them in Emily's favorite colors(red and yellow). We ordered the bag and a week before homecoming Tony walks up to her after school and gives her the bag along with a note that said ":)". Its super gay I know but Tony was just a lucky son of a bitch that day and she said yes. So come homecoming me and tony drive together while danny and phil rode together. I spent a majority of the dance trying to dance with cute blonde I like but I remember seeing a few snip bits of the tony experience. Turns out Danny had brought a flask into the dance with him and got drunk pretty quickly. He then proceeded to call tony out on not deserving Emily and called tony a "Shrimp richard monday". Tony didn't know how to react so he just stands in front of Emily and tells Danny to back off. Danny then loving decks tony in the face causing tony to stumble backwards into some other dancers. Then I stuff you not Tony loving proceeds to throw up on both the dancers he landed on and Emily's shoes. Immediately everyone started laughing at tony as he just stood there in the spotlight covered in puke and drenched in tears. I see this and run over grab tony and get him out of there because I'm such a good friend. Love ya bro
Unfortunely Danny forgeted Emily later that night
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