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Clan Discussion / -
« on: March 12, 2018, 07:49:59 PM »
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Off Topic / The Day the Snowflakes Attacked - A YouTube Tragedy
« on: March 08, 2018, 12:11:25 PM »
The Day the Snowflakes Attacked - A YouTube Tragedy


Youtube's new "video safety" program, or as it really is, the Feelings Censor, has been used to shutdown content that goes against the opinions or feelings of the person who reports it. This causes the video to be demonetized, kept out of regular viewer's sidebars(non subscribers, non-youtube account, etc.), and makes you click an agreement button everytime you want to watch it.

If you like conent like this ,this or this. Congratulations, you mindless basic bitch, you've finally got the "no hurt feelings" youtube you always wanted.

But if you like to use your brain for something other than a pants-rack then you should be loving angry, afraid or at the very least concerned. But hey, maybe you're feelings are hurt too, maybe youtube is hurting your feelings by making a video that say's they exist to "give people a voice" but ultimately end up creating a system that silences you if you have the wrong voice. Maybe you're so hurt you'd like to report the video for hurting your feelings. Well if you do this you're a hypocrite and I can't agree or condone those actions. However YouTube probably won't listen until it hits them where it hurts, the cash.

If a youtuber you watch regularly has experienced this, feel free to post their videos as well.


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Games / [B63] Heroes of Hammerwatch | A Slightly Simpler Sequel
« on: March 07, 2018, 08:23:45 PM »



"Heroes of Hammerwatch is a Hack and Slash game with generated dungeons, tons of items, skill and with persistent heroes, for single or cooperative play. Taking place in the world of Hammerwatch!"




Characters & Classes
Characters and classes in a quick summary, describing attributes, abilities and recommended usage. Not all characters are unlocked immediately, some must be found in the dungeons.

Paladin

The Paladin is the high health tank character of the game,
good for the front lines when you're protecting other players.
Unlocked
Priest

The Priest is the healing class character, with poor health but
great healing abilities this character should be left in the back
to reinforce other players.
Locked
Ranger

The Ranger is a mid-range class with decent health and average
damage, keep your distance and this character will be great for
guarding.
Unlocked
Sorcerer

The Sorcerer is similar to the Ranger, but rather than attacking with
force this class attacks using magic. Keep your distance and this character
can be used to clear paths unseen.
Unlocked
Thief

The Thief is a melee class character, with poor health. Similar to the ranger
this character, with above avarage attack strength, can attack at a distance
but can also deal damage close up if need-be.
Locked
Warlock

The Warlock is a tank type class with incredible health, but with poor instant
damage, however this character can deal damage through poison, but it is
recommended you treat this meat shield as front-line protection.
Unlocked
Wizard

The Wizard is a ranged class character with the strength of a Paladin
but the health of a Priest this character should be treated with care,
kept in the back, dealing deadly damage at a distance.
Locked



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Does anyone else hear an intense blood curdling scream before they wake up every morning?


I'm asking for a friend.
Quote from: A Friend
Every morning, just a few seconds before I wake up, I hear the most god awful blood curdling scream. It sounds like "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
and then I hear a thud and I wake up.


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Off Topic / How did I not find out about AtPunk sooner?
« on: February 22, 2018, 08:29:58 AM »
How did I not find out about AtPunk sooner?


Some of this stuff sounds like something you'd hear at the credits of a movie or a Triple A Game title, and the last one I linked here almost sounds like something out of Disney.

What the hell is going on?!

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Off Topic / What are the blockland forum's thoughts on Islam?
« on: February 01, 2018, 07:47:32 PM »
What are the blockland forum's thoughts on Islam?


I know several people have their thoughts on specific topics. But in particular I know that Islam is a polarizing religion.

But I'm very interested in what the BLF things of Islam.

Vote in the poll.

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Off Topic / Burger King - A World Without Whopper Neutrality
« on: January 26, 2018, 09:08:20 PM »
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A World Without Whopper Neutrality


Burger King has just created a Pro-Net Neutrality advertisement.
Is the internet saved?

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« on: January 12, 2018, 06:49:34 PM »

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Off Topic / Is peanut butter jelly time still cool!?!
« on: January 09, 2018, 12:20:39 PM »

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General Discussion / [~New Builds~] Saving Blockland | Our Survival Guide
« on: December 24, 2017, 10:07:11 AM »
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Get Building, and get building good, I recommend investing some time into reading this guide if you aren't too good at building.  And don't get discouraged, I'm an awful builder myself, but I was able to build this map, in only two days. If you're stuck, look at some images online for reference, this will help you speed up your building process.

Also, make sure your saves ONLY use default bricks, this will be important for new users to get right into the game without downloading massive amounts of other content to get your save working. Keep in mind there are two types of saves.

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We need Single Player saves for people who don't find the servers listed online to be interesting or fun, this is a fail safe for possible failures in future parts of this guide. If you find your save is taking too long to make, it is likely you're trying to make a large map. Focus on building small enclosed areas with lots of detail over large and empty maps.

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Saves for online use are also very important. We need these so new players can create, edit and invest themselves into our game, just as we have. We also need this so that players can invest themselves into learning the game without using the tutorial. Tutorials are boring to play through, and our Tutorial doesn't cover all the aspects of the game. By creating multiplayer maps that are fun to play, newer players will find themselves editing your maps and using them for their own creations, before moving on and making their own.

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Unfortunately, since we really can't do much here in the traditional sense, we will have to get creative. Blockland is a very unique and fun game, I mean this. But due to how the game is marketed, which is not at all, not many people know about it. So what should we do? Upload videos about Blockland, as often as possible. These don't have to be much, they just have to show the game in action, and try to focus on items made from part one if you can. Also, if you have the money, Buy the game and gift it to people who you know don't own it, get people to play it.

[Steam Version here!]

If you're feeling a bit more creative we need some new types of videos under the following categories:

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A video that in five minutes or less, shows off all of Blockland's unique features, and multiplayer capabilities. It should have some good music, and be easy to understand.
Example

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Videos or content that show new or veteran players how to do things, or what to do for various things. How to create simple addons, recommended saves, how to run a server, how make a good avatar, recommended add-ons etc.

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It's not going to be easy, and no doubt we will have people in the forum who who strike back against this, and go down the easy "Blockland is dying" route and give up. These forumers aren't worth your time or mine, ignore these comments, or you will end up trashing our chance to save this game.

Remind yourself and others of accomplishments that have been done as this project goes along, and keep in mind that we are making a difference.

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If you're not up to giving away your builds, then host a server with a new and innovative idea. Try to avoid old game modes like Falling Bricks and Death Run. Try something new like an Arcade Building server or something else that, while it is still a game, takes advantage of Blockland's unique ability for Users to create anything they like. That is why the old City RPG gamemode was so fun, it was a game where you had a direct impact on what the server looked like. So create a server that has creativity with a purpose. AVOID FREEBUILDS,
TDMS, DMS, and RPs!


Freebuild servers are open and blank servers to screw around in, and they have no purpose for the player to build, no motivation. Without motivation, the player will get bored and move along to some other game.

TDMs and DMs are overblown and overdone. Almost Every game supports a DM type gamemode or is the purpose of the entire game, we need to exploit this game's unique game mechanics.

RPs, if I need to say anything about these that most people don't already know, RP's are the lazy user's Freebuild Server. It's a Server where users can build, and also pretend to do whatever, but these usually create unneeded tension and attention, and also it makes the game look bad, avoid this.


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As we continue along improving this game, remember why you're doing it. I'm certain you have your reasons if you find yourself motivated as I have. But my reason is because I want to see the block land I found when I joined back in 2009. A large game with limitless possibilities for fun and to explore my imagination.

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Off Topic / Autism is not exclusive to the Left
« on: December 19, 2017, 08:45:36 PM »
Autism is not exclusive to the Left

RED ALERT: AUTISM WILL CLEAR THE PLANET IN 15 MINUTES


*yawns*
Wha-?

Holy forget...
Gotta love the tribal characture that all Indian FCC Chairmen only drink from Reese's Cups and have Teeth the size of Jupiter...





Everyone who opposes me is the left, The Autist's Guide to online political discussion.

First, Irony or not, you said it you loving dipstuff.
Second of all, it's not all "Liberals spewing hate over net neutrality".
We conservatives got in on the action too.
Also nice "Dur Hur B42015" argument.


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Forum Games / The 12 Days of FCC
« on: December 14, 2017, 12:47:22 PM »
The 12 Days of FCC

Under Request:
someone make a separate thread for the 12 days of FCChristmas this is gold


On the 1st day of Christmas, the FCC gave me...

A bunch of internet fees!
On the 2nd day of Christmas, the FCC gave me...

Two blocked websites,
and a bunch of internet fees!
On the 3rd day of Christmas, FCC gave to meeee...

Three price tiers,
Two blocked websites,
and a bunch of internet fees!
eh i'll continue anyway

on the 4th day of christmas the fcc gave to me

four turtled speeds
three price tiers
two blocked websites
and a bunch of internet feeees


Latest Verison:

on the 9th day of Christmas the FCC gave me

nine websites only
eight rooster-blocked downloads
seven corporate shills
six isp bills
five packages
four turtled speeds
three price tiers
two blocked websites
and a bunch of internet feeees




Continue!

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Off Topic / Riddle Thread
« on: December 02, 2017, 09:42:02 PM »
Riddle Thread

Yesterday I begged for an end to today.
Today's end brought yesterday.
Here I stay In yesterday, begging for an end to today.
Who am I?


Riddles are changed daily.

Winners:
tomorrow?
tomorrow comes today

*MELODICA ACTION*

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