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Off Topic / Re: a friend of mine committed Self Delete
« on: November 11, 2016, 08:14:31 PM »

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but on the other hand
I guess Annoying Orange is a Muslim
Where is the Birth Certificate?

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Games / Re: Banjo Kazooie - That Rare Platformer
« on: November 11, 2016, 08:07:08 PM »
I hate this game. I hate "Collect all the objects" games. And now im an N64 outcast. If i try to join a gaming club when they say "What games do you hate?" when i say banjo-kazooie they kick me out the door or window.

I wouldn't put any n64 platformer game in 7 or higher out of ten on the controller alone if I could. The Hori minipad thankfully makes this issue a bit more bareable. Other than that I feel that Banjo Kazooie is very Linear, and Tooie looks to be full of backtracking. This thread will be me brown townizing the gameplay and my thoughts on what could be improved.

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Games / Re: Banjo Kazooie - That Rare Platformer
« on: November 11, 2016, 06:14:44 PM »
this thread would've been relevant in 1999
Well then why dont you remove it so you can put Shaders and Shadows in instead?
There is more to this thread, as you will see
Don't worry your little head, interesting it will be.

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Games / Banjo Kazooie - That Rare Platformer
« on: November 11, 2016, 06:07:13 PM »


Banjo Kazooie is one of the most well known platformers out there, and since I just finished playing the game 100% I decided to make a thread dedicated to the game, it's pre-sequel, sequel and fan games. Banjo Kazooie is a playformer featuring a Bear and a Bird, named Banjo and Kazooie respectively. In Banjo Kazooie you have to collect three main items, Music Notes, Jiggies, and Jinjos. Upon collecting all of the needed items you face Gruntilda, the evil witch who kidnapped your sister, first in a board game and then a climactic battle. Banjo Kazooie has one of the most diverse soundtracks I have heard in a game. Most games make each world have a single theme, this one has it for each environment in a level.

The Collectables:

Jinjos
     
There are five of these little creatures in each level, upon collecting them, usually they drop a Jiggy. These creatures make a whistle sound whenever you are near them, and they have five various colors.
Jiggies

There are 10 of these in each world, these are used to finish puzzles in the overworld and open levels.
Music Notes

There are 100 of these in every world, and I hate them so loving much.


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Off Topic / Re: [NEWS] burning american flag is now treason
« on: November 11, 2016, 04:13:45 PM »
Holy stuff.
Source?

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Off Topic / Re: Post election salt thread
« on: November 11, 2016, 02:57:34 PM »

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I tried to make everyone happy, it failed. So forget it. I say what I think, people get triggered.
I don't know what to do now.

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if you have to lie to get them to like you then they're probably not worth liking in the first place
Ftfy

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Forum Games / Re: Ban the User above you
« on: November 11, 2016, 02:40:46 PM »
User was banned for not being able to read english.

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Literally 0 people here find you funny. Nice backpedal regardless. "Oh that's not seriously what I think! It was clearly a joke!"

It wasn't a joke, it was more of a farce, in an attempt to get people to like me, because this forum is made up of SJWs and a few people who have brains. It was such a bad post it became a CopyPasta.

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You literally said you hated Donald Annoying Orange and Milo and said you were voting for Hillary Clinton. I think you are the most handicapped person on this forum.

That wasn't for real, that was a post I made as an attempt to get people to like me, but as time has proven, no one will like me so forget it. Might as well say what I mean.

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I think you got muslim and hillbilly mixed up. Somehow.
I think you got comedy and disappointment mixed up. Somehow.

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oh my god the loving irony right now is so pungent

I'm sorry, I'm not a Leftist so IDGAF about these 'generalisations'.

The Hypocrisy had nothing to do with the joke, I got a laugh out of it myself. I'm just saying from the posters POV it was a very Spiteful comment, but it was so funny too. Pointing out their Hypocrisy makes it succulent. Its not Hypocritical for me because it has nothing to do with the joke itself, but rather the point being made in the comment.

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Off Topic / Re: Death Predictions for 2016
« on: November 11, 2016, 02:23:12 PM »
The Regressive Left

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