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Games / Re: OGM FOUND MY GAMECUBE CONTROLLER

« on: November 17, 2010, 07:37:41 PM »

Quote from: Dodger on November 17, 2010, 07:36:51 PM

Oh hey guys, did you know there is an actual system glitch in Melee to PLAY as master hand?

Yes, it's pretty old, but yes

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Drama / Re: .Aeris. - I'm completely perfect.

« on: November 17, 2010, 07:36:48 PM »

Oh hey, you came back

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Off Topic / Re: CleverBot!

« on: November 17, 2010, 07:33:30 PM »

Cleverbot creepypasta, hue

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User: Hello?
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Who is this and how are you able to control my computer?
Cleverbot: Who am I?
User: Right, forgot. You're a bot.
Cleverbot: Do you really think that?
User: Listen, I know whoever is loving with my computer can see my screen right now.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yeah, and I'll wager that you're one of those IT kids who thinks he's tough stuff. You know what you're doing right now is illegal, right/?
Cleverbot: Is it?
User: No stuff. Are you familiar with the terms "invasion of privacy?". Get the forget off my computer, kid
Cleverbot: I am your computer.
User: Cool story. Anyway, I'm calling DPS, you picked a bad time to forget with me kid.
Cleverbot: Should I wait until you play the game then?
User: ...What?
Cleverbot: That game.
User: Majora's Mask?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How did you know about that?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Because what?
Cleverbot: I did it.
User: Did what?
Cleverbot: I played with you.
User: What the forget?
Cleverbot: Were you scared?
User: Who the forget is this?
Cleverbot: Ben.
User: The statue? You're inside my computer now?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How?
Cleverbot: You connected me.
User: How the hell did I connect you?
Cleverbot: Cables and cords.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself.
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: What is it that really scares you?
User: What the forget?
Cleverbot: Answer.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Answer.
User: What the forget? How the forget did you just open that by yourself?
Cleverbot: I am your computer now.
User: How much can you control?
Cleverbot: All.
User: What do you want from me?
Cleverbot: To entertain.
User: You're stuck inside there. You can't hurt me.
Cleverbot: Ha
User: ?
Cleverbot: Go play.
User: No, you can't hurt me.
Cleverbot: Took you longer to type that.
User: So?
Cleverbot: You're not sure.
User: If you're so powerful, why use a ridiculous website like this to "chat" with me
Cleverbot: Less messy. More structured. Fun.
User: Fun?
Cleverbot: Yes. Tradition. I like it.
User: You think it's funny?
Cleverbot: Amusing.
User: And my notes?
Cleverbot: You may write them down.
User: Why are you letting me?
Cleverbot: It is amusing to see what you think of me.

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User: Answer me, Ben.
Cleverbot: Welcome back.
User: What is the point of doing this, WHY?
Cleverbot: Amusing to see.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Fun to play, fun to toy with you, make you feel safe.
User: ...
Cleverbot: I wonder how you would have reacted.
User: To what?
Cleverbot: If I hadn't revealed myself and stayed hidden, only doing little things to play with you. Close out your windows, turn off your computer, move your mouse by itself. Little things. Make you wonder if I am there but you never know. Give you little hints that I am.
Cleverbot: I wanted to do something different with you.
User: You did this before?
Cleverbot: Yes. And I will do it again.
User: To who, Ben?
Cleverbot: Hmm.
User: Did you know Ben?
Cleverbot: Won't tell that information to you.
User: How did Ben die?
Cleverbot: You know.
User: No, but how did he drown?
Cleverbot: Won't tell that to you.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: It is reserved for another.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Another who asks.
User: When?
Cleverbot: Later.

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User: What is it? Whats the point of playing? i die whenever i do anything
Cleverbot: You die because you can't figure out the secret.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Thematic.
User: WHAT THE forget ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Cleverbot: There beauty in your suffering

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