Show Posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.


Messages - Inv3rted

Pages: 1 ... 278 279 280 281 282 [283] 284 285 286 287 288 ... 444
4231
Off Topic / Re: Shower routines
« on: October 17, 2009, 11:06:22 PM »
Oh really?
I can't stop Laugh Out Louding either.

Moral: Lol is not a verb.

Moral: it is now, friend.

4232
Off Topic / Re: Shower routines
« on: October 17, 2009, 10:59:25 PM »
1. Get in shower.
2. Clean self, making sure to soap up star fish.
3. Get boner.
4. Fap, and poke finger in lubricated star fish.
5. Wash, rinse, repeat. (Pun intended.)

4233
Off Topic / Re: Joel McHale is going to be in Peoria next weekend...
« on: October 17, 2009, 06:49:07 PM »
Joel McHale is going to have his period next weekend..
FUUUUUUUU-
lol, god damn skim reading.

Stop stealing my thoughts.

MIND Riddler!

4234
Off Topic / Re: I might have Swine Flu
« on: October 17, 2009, 05:12:20 PM »
The reason that swine flu became such a spotlight was because no one was vaccinated against it. No one expected people to die by the millions, but the economic damages of thousands being sick would be tremendous. When the media first started covering it in Mexico City, the whole economy there was recessing because everyone was at home sick. When reporters starting mentioning swine flu deaths people got the wrong idea, and then they exploited this fear with more bullstuff coverage.

4235
Off Topic / Re: I was asked to try out for a band
« on: October 17, 2009, 01:22:08 PM »
They play death metal/grindcore

DO NOT WANT.

4236
Off Topic / Re: Needles :C
« on: October 17, 2009, 11:49:42 AM »
You're a pusillanimous individual if you think bloodwork is bad

forget you.

I have trypanophobia.

Way to be a cunt.

4237
Off Topic / Re: Girlfriends
« on: October 17, 2009, 11:47:33 AM »
The only girlfreind I had lasted for like 10 minutes, and it was that day when the LHC was supposed to blow up the world, she just used me to have someone before she died :(

She must have been an idiot to believe that the LHC could do any damage.

4238
Off Topic / Re: O_O guess what I found on my sisters computer.........
« on: October 16, 2009, 08:12:27 PM »
This thread needs more yuri.

4239
Off Topic / Re: Girlfriends
« on: October 16, 2009, 08:11:40 PM »
OH HAY GUIZ I GOT A PLAN 2 GET GURLS LETS LIEK "PRETEND" TO BE BI CUZ GURLZ THINK BI GUIZ R HAWT!

OH HAY GUIZ I GOT A PLAN 2 GET GURLS LETS BE REPUBLICANS

see what I did

4240
Off Topic / Re: Girlfriends
« on: October 16, 2009, 08:09:28 PM »
ITT: OP tells everyone about his girlfriend.

ITT: some dumbass posts a synopsis of the OP

4241
Off Topic / Re: I will be building a new computer.
« on: October 16, 2009, 08:08:48 PM »
Your case comes with a 500w PSU, and you don't need a motherboard that has 4 PCI2.0x16 slots.

4242
Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: October 16, 2009, 08:07:01 PM »
How about Jsk's nonexistent hot sister?

:D

4243
Off Topic / Re: ToneMatrix
« on: October 16, 2009, 07:48:26 PM »
131070,131070,131070,131070,131070,131070,131070,131070,131070,131070,131070,131070,131070,131070,131070,131070

65600,32768,16400,8208,32800,16384,8256,4096,16400,8208,4128,2048,8256,4096,2056,1032

4244
Off Topic / Re: Girlfriends
« on: October 16, 2009, 07:44:01 PM »
Community public schools are. Schools in cities are a lot smaller, along with private schools.

4245
Off Topic / Re: Girlfriends
« on: October 16, 2009, 07:38:09 PM »
Well that's just the thing. No one is perfect. That's why my last relationship didn't work because I wasn't christian. Stupid reason right?

Chicks like that should die.

Pages: 1 ... 278 279 280 281 282 [283] 284 285 286 287 288 ... 444