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Off Topic / Re: The Blockland memorial brick.
« on: December 30, 2016, 09:55:16 PM »
Baddy got his first SSI check and he spent it on a brick
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Off Topic / Re: night discussion topic i guess [night 224]
« on: December 30, 2016, 09:47:51 PM »
By now, Jake’s two-incher had grown to its full length, and was throbbing fit to burst. Jake could not wait any longer, and neither could Finn. Jake penetrated Finn’s virgin bootyhole with gusto, and began pumping. “Oh my gosh, Jake”, moaned Finn, “That feels so algebraic!” Jake said nothing, and continued pounding. Being twelve years old, Finn did not have much of a wiener to speak of. Nonetheless, he began massaging the spot where a snake should be, crying out in pain and pure ecstasy while he did so. They did this for about twenty-six minutes, before Jake suddenly stopped. “What’s the matter, buddy?” Finn questioned, “You run out of juice so soon?” “Nah, man, I just had a great idea. You remember my stretchy powers? The ones that make me grow HUGE?” “Yeah,” Finn answered cautiously. Suddenly, Jake’s two-inch long rooster EXPANDED into Finn’s ass. It grew, and it grew, and it grew! Finn began screaming. But not because he was in pain, but because his body was now being filled with Jake’s BEAUTIFUL genitalia. Jake continued to grow, until his doggy lipstick was three hundred feet long, and as wide as a city block.”Jake, you really are a true bro!” Finn screamed out, barely able to speak. “Thanks dude.” Jake said and smiled. He knew that now, Finn and himself were now inseparable friends. Nothing could ever come between them. And with that heartwarming moment, Jake continued.Jake kept pumping, and grunting, back and forth, in and out of Finn’s backside, his doggy balls slapping on what was left of Finn’s body. “B-bro, I think I’m about to cum!” exclaimed Finn. “Let’s cum together, as one, as true bros! HYAAAAAA~!!!” And they did. Jake released his load all inside Finn.So forcefully, in fact, that some came spurting out of his mouth. Jake’s jizz flew so far, he even reached Lumpy Space, hitting the Lumpy Space Princess in the face. Jake shrank down to his original size and exited Finn. Finn’s body has been wrecked beyond recognition by Jake’s large phallus, and he now resembled a large pancake made out of flesh with a boston creme filling. “W-we did it, Jake. We really did it.” whispered Finn. He had not much time left in the world. Jake recognized this and pulled in closer. “Yeah, buddy, we did.” choked Jake, fighting back tears at the realization that Finn was going to die. Finn raised his hand and made a fist. Jake did the same, and bumped it against Finn’s. And with that final heartwarming moment, Finn passed on.
-Albert Einstein
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Off Topic / Re: Debbie Reynolds, Carrie Fisher's mother, dead at 86
« on: December 30, 2016, 09:39:18 PM »Even Jesus?Idols dying is a good thing
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Off Topic / Re: Azealia Banks has apparently been sacrificing chickens in her closet for 3 years
« on: December 30, 2016, 09:35:51 PM »how many chickens did she sacrifice anyways?The closet's completely covered in blood enough for her to need to use power tools and this has been going on for 3 years, so probably dozens, if not over a hundred
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Drama / Re: dirtymurphy - persistent stuff disturber and/or actual neo-national socialist
« on: December 30, 2016, 07:15:05 PM »authoritarianism is wrong.[citations needed]
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Off Topic / Azealia Banks has apparently been sacrificing chickens in her closet for 3 years
« on: December 30, 2016, 06:53:18 PM »307
Off Topic / Re: 2017 WORLD POLITICS & DONALD Annoying Orange MEGATHREAD
« on: December 30, 2016, 06:34:08 PM »Anyone who has authority to make decisions on foreign policy has most likely received proof of the alleged election rigging. It is likely that the choice to abstain from showing evidence may stem from them trying to investigate a solution before whatever vulnerabilities can be further exploited, if there are any.It's not like the president is part of a political party who has been pushing a narrative that russia has been helping their political enemy to try and gain votes, and is now using it to de-legimitize him now that they've lost the election.
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General Discussion / Re: Boss Battles
« on: December 30, 2016, 11:44:47 AM »
fart head (BLID: 165538) was stalling the game for 5 minutes by running away from a slower boss and not fighting back
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Off Topic / Re: [NEWS] Prostitution under the age of 18 is now legal in California.
« on: December 30, 2016, 09:16:33 AM »
does clone know yet?
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Off Topic / Re: help your man jonny make a gamin computer
« on: December 29, 2016, 11:09:59 PM »
Commodore 64 with 64kb RAM and a 320x200 HD display
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Off Topic / Re: robert l. hulseman, creator of party/solo/red plastic cups, is dead at 84
« on: December 29, 2016, 09:59:30 PM »2016 strikes again.This year clearly wasn't his cup of tea
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Off Topic / Re: Furry Megathread - Furry Things Here
« on: December 29, 2016, 09:55:55 PM »oh hey it's that thing
You lookin for a good time bby?
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Off Topic / Re: Annoying Orange: Don’t Blame Russia For Hacking; Blame Computers Making Life Complicated
« on: December 29, 2016, 09:52:15 PM »
Protip: if the CIA had actual evidence of hacking, it would go straight to congress and action would be taken immediently, not taken to the press.
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Off Topic / Re: Furry Megathread - Furry Things Here
« on: December 29, 2016, 09:49:37 PM »aaa
AAAAAA
AAA
what is that
that is terrifying
Don't think you can control yourself around me, huh?
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Off Topic / Re: Furry Megathread - Furry Things Here
« on: December 29, 2016, 08:51:58 PM »
T-Tch! S-Shut up! It's not like I like you or anything