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Clan Discussion / Re: THOT PATROL RELOADED - LOCK THE OLD THREAD

« on: January 08, 2018, 02:22:17 PM »

Out in the West Texas town of El Paso
I fell in love with a Mexican girl
Nighttime would find me in Rosa's cantina
Music would play and Felina would whirl

Blacker than night were the eyes of Felina
Wicked and evil while casting a spell
My love was deep for this Mexican maiden
I was in love but in vain, I could tell

One night a wild young cowboy came in
Wild as the West Texas wind
Dashing and daring, a drink he was sharing
With wicked Felina, the girl that I loved

So in anger I
Challenged his right for the love of this maiden
Down went his hand for the gun that he wore
My challenge was answered in less than a heartbeat
The handsome young stranger lay dead on the floor

Just for a moment I stood there in silence
Shocked by the foul evil deed I had done
Many thoughts raced through my mind as I stood there
I had but one chance and that was to run

Out through the back door of Rosa's I ran
Out where the horses were tied
I caught a good one, it looked like it could run
Up on its back and away I did ride

Just as fast as I
Could from the West Texas town of El Paso
Out to the badlands of New Mexico

Back in El Paso my life would be worthless
Everything's gone in life; nothing is left
It's been so long since I've seen the young maiden
My love is stronger than my fear of death

I saddled up and away I did go
Riding alone in the dark
Maybe tomorrow, a bullet may find me
Tonight nothing's worse than this pain in my heart

And at last here I
Am on the hill overlooking El Paso
I can see Rosa's cantina below
My love is strong and it pushes me onward
Down off the hill to Felina I go

Off to my right I see five mounted cowboys
Off to my left ride a dozen or more
Shouting and shooting, I can't let them catch me
I have to make it to Rosa's back door

Something is dreadfully wrong for I feel
A deep burning pain in my side
Though I am trying to stay in the saddle
I'm getting weary, unable to ride

But my love for
Felina is strong and I rise where I've fallen
Though I am weary I can't stop to rest
I see the white puff of smoke from the rifle
I feel the bullet go deep in my chest

From out of nowhere Felina has found me
Kissing my cheek as she kneels by my side
Cradled by two loving arms that I'll die for
One little kiss and Felina, goodbye

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Off Topic / Re: What Are Your Non-Video Game Hobbies?

« on: January 08, 2018, 02:13:37 PM »

I just throw around the word gringo whenever I'm in a Spanish lobby and people get pissed

Admittance to trolling?

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Gallery / Re: some guns i am making

« on: January 08, 2018, 02:11:59 PM »

Model is good, hands are very ew

hands look fine as long as the models arent 12 feet long

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Add-Ons / Re: True quake-like playertype

« on: January 08, 2018, 02:05:14 PM »

i would not  know of this, badspot hid the music subforum from me after I posted the forbidden frequency

yeah no worries im shadowbanned from the music board so i couldnt post it either

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Add-Ons / Re: True quake-like playertype

« on: January 08, 2018, 01:54:45 PM »

if you want the loop i used... well... your welcome

WTF vro i already made this

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Suggestions & Requests / Re: /command chat replacer that replaces all "the"'s to "le"

« on: January 08, 2018, 01:07:16 PM »

Here you go. Code's a bit different than the example I posted. Use "/le <player name>" to toggle Le Chat mode. Only admins can use it.

you have any idea how to get rid of the client message spam whenever someone says "the"

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Clan Discussion / Re: THOT PATROL RELOADED - LOCK THE OLD THREAD

« on: January 08, 2018, 01:04:20 PM »

thot patrol Graphics Interface Format of the week

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Games / Re: Blockhead player model for VRchat

« on: January 08, 2018, 12:51:57 PM »

OT but vrchat is already being used to clickbait horny teenagers



don't be surprised if vrchat becomes the next garry's mod with youtubers like vanoss milking the forget out of it

ok

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Suggestions & Requests / Re: pop team epic

« on: January 08, 2018, 11:35:37 AM »

madman fists compatibility with popuko

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Off Topic / Re: Dog is gonna have puppies (MASSIVE UPDATE)

« on: January 08, 2018, 02:00:03 AM »

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Creativity / Re: Drawings Megathread

« on: January 08, 2018, 01:49:27 AM »

idea: kill every elder scrolls fan

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Off Topic / Re: Dog is gonna have puppies (MASSIVE UPDATE)

« on: January 08, 2018, 01:43:58 AM »

so are we just going to ignore this

I think I understand why there is an attraction to inflation, but I personally don't share it. From my understanding, it's because the girl's belly is expanding in size due to an external action, right? Usually in inflation though the girl is literally being "inflated" by air/water, and that simply weirds me out. I know how uncomfortable it feels when you have air stuck in your stomach or you drink too much water, so the idea/"special interest" does not appeal to me that much.

When a girl is pregnant though and has a baby inside of her big bulging belly, that is attractive to me. There's something... no, someone... meaningful inside that nice female tummy :)
Gosh, I almost feel like I sound like a straight version of Emo Freak.

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Creativity / Re: Drawings Megathread

« on: January 08, 2018, 01:42:57 AM »

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Creativity / Re: Drawings Megathread

« on: January 08, 2018, 01:42:23 AM »

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Drama / Re: Deus Ex - flaming, stuffposting

« on: January 08, 2018, 01:36:16 AM »

khaz is a martyr ban him and ill activate the thot patrol habitual problem user black ops trolling unit