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The sunset pulls a fast one on me and charges me, weilding a Flaming Naginata. I summon Yuki Nagato and Liam Neeson and they transmorph into an F-14, which I command to bombard the Sunset with lols(I forgot to mention this F-14 is full of lols). The sunset is thrown backwards, interfering with Earth's polar axis. FAST FORWARD 14 YEARS slow pan down to a Sixteen year old high-school teenage schoolgirl who is Knocked backwards by THE SUNSET. Didn't see that coming, huh?

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Off Topic / Re: Would you have love with the above user for $100?

« on: February 26, 2011, 12:46:47 AM »

Quote from: Joker Card on February 26, 2011, 12:45:38 AM

lovey.

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Creativity / Re: Community Story

« on: February 26, 2011, 12:45:31 AM »

Quote from: JAW959 on February 26, 2011, 12:12:58 AM

I lean against the wall of the cell and contemplate my options, I have enough rope here to hang myself, I would save that for the most desperate of last resorts.
Turning to the remote controlled car I had smuggled in deep inside my star fish I formulated a plan, using my fingernails and the very cell itself I pry open the RC car, I look on the circut board, looking for just the right piece... There! I had found it, a plot device, just as I remembered was perched on a small capacitor, removing the plot device from it's silicon prison I held it above my head, my scream pierced the heavens as I channeled Thor, god of thunder. I felt a weight in my right hand, it felt heavy yet I needn't strain to lift it. The mighty Mjöllnir, the hammer that could crush cities, and still fit comfortably in one's tunic. Grasping Mjöllnir I smashed down the door effortlessly, the guards were quick of course but not fast enough to avoid my terrible strikes, I crushed their skulls and cursed their families with effortless swings.

Mjöllnir evaperated instantaneuously upon making contact with my next obstacle- a Giant Boar made entiely out of guns. the Gunboar, I presume. I backed up, but it was too late, as the boar had already sensed my presence. Slowly taking out my Portal gun, I schemed to teleport the Nuclear Warhead in the corner of the room on top of the boar. There was a 50-50 chance the warhead would go off. But none fear, I was already nestled inside a refridgerator.
To make a long story short, I'm currently sailing into the stratosphere in a quickly deteriorating kitchen appliance. I grab the handle and...

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Off Topic / Re: Why do people produce photographs depicting themselves in grayscale so often?

« on: February 26, 2011, 12:09:23 AM »

Maybe their Monochromiphiles.

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**Off Topic / Re: My friend's a @#!*% idiot**

« on: February 24, 2011, 09:03:32 PM »

There are a lot of Black Ops fans at my school, yes, but my friend did gift me the Humble Indie Bundle.
Words can not describe my happiness I feel towards him. Like, he's a cool dude. He's my man for weird internet stuff and talks about 4chan and interesting things.My friend Sean is my go-to guy to rage about animoo and talk about tvtropes, which we do often. Malik is my pokemon man, and there's a select few people who like Halo more than Call of Duty, including me. So yeah. I don't hate everyone in my school.
There's still parker though. He's an... IRL troll...

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