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Messages - carolcat

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Off Topic / Re: i bought a house
« on: December 01, 2021, 12:13:13 PM »
I got a house inspection and there is a black mold like substance on a few planks in my attic. Inspector said it isn’t a huge deal because nobody lives in the attic and there is no signs of water
phew, he didn't see me when he checked the attic. time to keep dripping water on my mold pets

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Off Topic / Re: I made food :O
« on: December 01, 2021, 12:08:52 PM »
man i could go for some indian food right about now tbh

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Off Topic / Re: Is 97 a good score
« on: November 18, 2021, 12:55:13 PM »
you said this like there are people who do devil worship to get good at bowling
i might consider doing it so that i can enjoy bowling for once in my life

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Off Topic / Re: What do you want for Christmas?
« on: November 18, 2021, 12:47:31 PM »
i just want cherry blossom themed pretty things :hawyee:

I just impulse bought a 36x1" super flexible carrot thing which I plan to get entirely in my ass. It was $170 and I paid $35 shipping so it'll get here on friday and I can spend the weekend with an inhumanly large phallus snaking around in my insides and bulging out of my abdomen every time I sit down. I'm not gonna eat anything starting thursday night so I'll be empty and won't run into any obstacles. I already own an 18" which I can see poke out under my ribcage when I use it, so this is not new for me, but this new one should be flexible enough to bend down and fill my entire large intestine, maybe more. I wish it had a plug style narrow bit at the end but it doesn't so I'll just pull my undies up super tight to hold it in.

I'm shaking with anticipation. I need my belly full of rubber rooster.
i believe in you

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Off Topic / Re: A traumatizing incident involving a home appliance.
« on: November 15, 2021, 12:06:19 PM »
Dude basically picked me up like a cigarette and flicked me into a loving washer and started it fast as forget, tf was I supposed to do?
just don't be so washing machine tub sized? duhhh

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Off Topic / Re: neopets is having a neopocalypse
« on: October 22, 2021, 11:21:36 AM »
man, maybe it's a good thing i lost interest in neopets like a decade ago, huh.

crypto nerds looked at closed species adopts and thought "how can we make this worse"
that's literally all it is lmfao. also, the other day i saw a screenshot of a twitter post where someone printed out an NFT and was like, "i'd like to see someone right click and save as a physical nft! how has no one ever thought of this before?"

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Games / Re: [spoiler thread] deltarune chapeter 2
« on: October 22, 2021, 11:16:32 AM »
just watched a playthrough of the snowgrave path, and jesus h christ that is actually significantly more disturbing than the genocide path in undertale.
i've been meaning to watch a playthrough of the snowgrave path bc i've been reading a lot about it and the fandom makes so much good art abt it (when they aren't focused on turning spamton into loveyman) but i haven't gotten around to it yet. very disturbing and intriguing turn that makes me wonder how future chapters will build on it though

beat spamton neo first try, but used all my items and nearly died doing so
he was pretty interesting with his talk of freedom and heaven. and how that affects kris. makes me want to theorize
the "heaven are you watching" line or whatever it was gave me chills the first time i watched a playthough (watching jerma985 play it, which has given me the deltarune brainworms hardcore). the whole scene with spamton neo in general. it's so good

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Off Topic / Re: anyone even drink baja blast?
« on: September 18, 2021, 01:42:45 PM »
it's pretty good but i don't really drink soda anymore

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Off Topic / Re: Favorite sport?
« on: September 18, 2021, 01:42:01 PM »
i like to play tennis, but i think gymnastics, basketball, and figure skating are my favorite to watch

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Off Topic / Re: geese thread
« on: July 19, 2021, 05:21:18 PM »
is that the goose cleaning himself?

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Off Topic / Re: car thread v3
« on: July 19, 2021, 05:20:26 PM »
i'm a woman and i would love it if men thought i went to gay clubs on the weekends. maybe they'd leave me alone and stop trying to run me over with their camaros.

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Games / Re: steam deck
« on: July 18, 2021, 12:29:40 PM »
and damn fast, too

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Off Topic / Re: car thread v3
« on: July 18, 2021, 12:11:16 PM »
how much should i bid on a non running rx7 fc na miata
5k. fight the absurd miata price increases. give me hope to buy an NA for cheap soon.

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Off Topic / Re: Swimmers Ear
« on: July 17, 2021, 01:09:14 PM »
Put alcohol in your ear and tilt your head. Wait a minute and then thrust your head to the other side, expelling the alcohol. Source: I’m a former swimmer
but are you a former swimmer with ears

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i once, by accident, scratched a huge strip of skin off the nose of a friend of mine with my thumbnail. it bled for like 30min

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