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Off Topic / Re: how do i kill a ghost

« on: January 19, 2019, 05:11:22 PM »

moaning and then he sprays me with acid

oh hm. it sounds like he's built up a resistance to the usual course of vacuum treatment. you'll have to pick up one of those floor shampooers instead. unfortunately, this is the more expensive option, but hopefully it should do the trick! it usually does when you encounter vacuum-resistant spirits.

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Off Topic / Re: how do i kill a ghost

« on: January 19, 2019, 04:02:40 PM »

i tried it but all he does is make weird noises

like what kind of noises?

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Off Topic / Re: checking in

« on: January 19, 2019, 04:01:55 PM »

things have slowed down a lot

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Off Topic / Re: Boo is dead (Furling is crying in his sleep now)

« on: January 19, 2019, 04:01:08 PM »

rest in peace. may he mega huge rooster rape his tiny pinky back door and get aids in a better place :(

no no the dog is dead not furling

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Off Topic / Re: how do i kill a ghost

« on: January 19, 2019, 04:00:47 PM »

go to walmart and get like a handheld vacuum. every time he messes with you, hold the vacuum up threateningly and it should do the trick

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Off Topic / Re: Unicorn Armpit Hair (New Beauty Trend)

« on: January 19, 2019, 02:17:59 PM »

why'd they have to pick like, the worst example of it for the headline image smh

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Off Topic / Re: Annoying Orange's Wall accounts for 0.11% of gov't spending in 2019

« on: January 15, 2019, 12:43:49 PM »

giving a horse to everyone in the USA would account for 0.02% of the budget

there is literally no excuse to not agree that giving horses to everyone should be a thing and i will shutdown the government for months until you cave to my demands

i second this. give me my horse

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Off Topic / Re: Q: Are We Not Men?

« on: January 15, 2019, 12:34:56 PM »

no im a woman

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Off Topic / Re: eat stuff alabama

« on: January 08, 2019, 10:31:53 PM »

alabama is a stuffty state tbh

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Drama / Re: figure - ?

« on: January 08, 2019, 12:50:58 PM »

and nothing of value was lost

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Off Topic / Re: i was at a party and the floor collapsed

« on: January 07, 2019, 10:21:45 PM »

sucks for the people who owned the airbnb home tho, but at least only one person got hurt and that no one was killed

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Off Topic / Re: got my truck stuck in ditch today. AMA (UPDATE PG2)

« on: January 05, 2019, 02:08:38 PM »

my car almost got stuck in some mud last night but luckily i'd parked the back half on the pavement and my car has some AWD lock button that you're supposed to use when u get stuck, so i was able to get out just fine

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Off Topic / Re: day discussion topic i guess [day 908]

« on: January 05, 2019, 12:34:23 PM »

nice bowtie on a stick

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Gallery / Re: "Hartman Gothic", Spraycan on paint pixel

« on: January 04, 2019, 11:19:52 PM »

ayyy that's cool af. it's even on a lil easel thing. love it

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.

« on: January 04, 2019, 11:17:23 PM »

it's ya girl