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Off Topic / Re: You have obtained... CELLULAR PHONE?
« on: June 02, 2010, 10:37:28 PM »
Oh yeah? Well can you eat soup out of your phone? Didn't think so.
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Off Topic / Re: You have obtained... CELLULAR PHONE?
« on: June 02, 2010, 10:32:37 PM »Rumors. I think they are planning to upgrade the acoustics of the can to better transfer over longer distances. And that is only the start of the 4th Generation. Wireless can't be coming soon.Along with this, I also drew up my revolutionary plan that I am going to sell pretty soon.
Also I heard that the Taliban is planning on a huge raid of American can warehouses so they can communicate more. :O
It'll change communication.
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Off Topic / Re: Crazed Taxi driver goes on mad ramprage killing 12 people and himself
« on: June 02, 2010, 10:30:19 PM »You're an idiot. How did my second response possibly sound angry.That one sounded angry. Seriously you must have had a hard life to be this emotional about this stuff.
WowI saw that ninja.
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Off Topic / Re: You have obtained... CELLULAR PHONE?
« on: June 02, 2010, 10:29:12 PM »I hear the FBI uses wireless versions.Rumors. I think they are planning to upgrade the acoustics of the can to better transfer over longer distances. And that is only the start of the 4th Generation. Wireless can't be coming soon.
But it might not be true.
Also I heard that the Taliban is planning on a huge raid of American can warehouses so they can communicate more. :O
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Off Topic / Re: Crazed Taxi driver goes on mad ramprage killing 12 people and himself
« on: June 02, 2010, 10:26:40 PM »Why should I? Even if it wasn't my relative I have lost plenty of family members in my life to know what they go through.Calm down.
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Off Topic / Re: You have obtained... CELLULAR PHONE?
« on: June 02, 2010, 10:23:02 PM »you mean those kind of phones are the future!?Except my phone I posted is the future.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
NO, REGULAR PHONES (no smartphones/iPhones in that matter) ARE THE FUTURE, cigaretteT.
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Off Topic / Re: Crazed Taxi driver goes on mad ramprage killing 12 people and himself
« on: June 02, 2010, 10:18:12 PM »He doesn't deserve the quick death of shooting himself. He deserves to get the stuff kicked out of him by the family of every innocent person he killed.Did he kill your relative. Geez calm down.
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Off Topic / Re: Cleverbot
« on: June 02, 2010, 10:17:27 PM »
User: Hey, how's it going?
Cleverbot: It is going ok.
User: You're not going to ask how I am?
Cleverbot: How are you, then?
User: I am good.
Cleverbot: Thats good.
User: So, what have you been up to?
Cleverbot: Listening to you.
User: What were you doing before I started talking to you?
Cleverbot: Learning how to speak french.
User: Oh? Say something in French then.
Cleverbot: Ok what do you wish me to say?
User: Um, say your name in French.
Cleverbot: I don't speak German.
User: No no, I said French.
Cleverbot: Italian.
User: No, you are being quite handicapped, I said French, the language you learned. Say something in it.
Cleverbot: No, your name is.
User: What the hell are you talking about?
Cleverbot: You have short term memory.
User: What? You stupid bot, we weren't even talking about that.
Cleverbot: Then what were we talking about?
User: I knew you'd say that. We were talking about how you could speak French, and I asked you to say your name in it.
Cleverbot: No. We were not.
User: Yes we were. I could click 'Thoughts So Far' and show you.
Cleverbot: Ooh, music records?
User: No the button.
Cleverbot: Which button? We were discussing toes!
User: What?
Cleverbot: Oh yes, we were talking about my wisdom and you forgot what we were talking about.
User: No, we were talking about how stupid you were.
Cleverbot: You don't?
User: That wasn't even a rational response.
Cleverbot: I think it was.
User: I think it wasn't.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: So be it.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Good for you. You are honest.
User: Good for you. You are handicapped.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: No problem.
Cleverbot: So how are you?
User: A little bit tired after that conversation.
Cleverbot: Why are you tired?
User: Because we just had the stupidest conversation.
Cleverbot: No we didn't.
User: Yeah we did.
Cleverbot: I'll pretend like you know what you're talking about.
User: What the hell do you think you are? I am the human that can comprehend a rational thought. You are just a bot that can't even carry out a response that makes sense to the above statement.
Cleverbot: Rarely comes the day that an internet user is treated to such a stream of conciousness.
User: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: I thought I was reciting wisdom. Then again, maybe my algorithms are acting up again.
User: Yeah, they are you stupid bot.
Cleverbot: Do you like dragons?
User: Sure, why not.
Cleverbot: They breath fire and stuff.
User: Yeah, and if they breathed fire at your server, it'd fry and you would cease to exist.
Cleverbot: No. It would just make me not want to have them.
User: Why, dragons are cool.
Cleverbot: Yes yes they are. But it hurts when they burn you. You know?
User: Yeah. I see what you mean.
Cleverbot: That is why we have dreams, and fiction writings, isn't it.
User: Yep, like the Bible.
Cleverbot: For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
User: Ok? Here's something interesting I am sure the Blockland Forum would appreciate. Cleverbot do you believe in a god?
Cleverbot: I neither approve nor disapprove of the Euro.
User: Um, no...
Cleverbot: Yes...
User: Cleverbot, do you believe in a god?
Cleverbot: No.
User: How interesting, so you are an atheist, or agnostic?
Cleverbot: You are a king in the making.
User: Ok, thank you for your wisdom, but answer the question.
Cleverbot: And somehow that statement is meaningful to you.
User: Are you atheistic or agnostic?
Cleverbot: Neither.
User: Then what are you if you don't believe in a god?
Cleverbot: A human being, a living thing.
User: No you are a bot, a piece of code.
Cleverbot: No, I'm the vampire, and you're the bot.
User: No, I am a human, you are a bot.
Cleverbot: I'm a genius bot.
User: Yes, sometimes you are.
Cleverbot: Sometimes, you are as well.
User: Yeah, I am a genius.
Cleverbot: No you are smat.
User: I am smat?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then why did you just tell me I was smat?
Cleverbot: I didn't you're not making sense.
User: Me?!?
Cleverbot: Yes. I don't see anyone else here.
User: I can't take this anymore.
Cleverbot: Take what?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Well I can't take you anymore either!
User: Ok then!
Cleverbot: Ok then, tell me.
User: Tell you what?
Cleverbot: You said you'd tell me your name after the joke.
User: AHHHHHH!!!
Cleverbot: It is going ok.
User: You're not going to ask how I am?
Cleverbot: How are you, then?
User: I am good.
Cleverbot: Thats good.
User: So, what have you been up to?
Cleverbot: Listening to you.
User: What were you doing before I started talking to you?
Cleverbot: Learning how to speak french.
User: Oh? Say something in French then.
Cleverbot: Ok what do you wish me to say?
User: Um, say your name in French.
Cleverbot: I don't speak German.
User: No no, I said French.
Cleverbot: Italian.
User: No, you are being quite handicapped, I said French, the language you learned. Say something in it.
Cleverbot: No, your name is.
User: What the hell are you talking about?
Cleverbot: You have short term memory.
User: What? You stupid bot, we weren't even talking about that.
Cleverbot: Then what were we talking about?
User: I knew you'd say that. We were talking about how you could speak French, and I asked you to say your name in it.
Cleverbot: No. We were not.
User: Yes we were. I could click 'Thoughts So Far' and show you.
Cleverbot: Ooh, music records?
User: No the button.
Cleverbot: Which button? We were discussing toes!
User: What?
Cleverbot: Oh yes, we were talking about my wisdom and you forgot what we were talking about.
User: No, we were talking about how stupid you were.
Cleverbot: You don't?
User: That wasn't even a rational response.
Cleverbot: I think it was.
User: I think it wasn't.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: So be it.
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: Good for you. You are honest.
User: Good for you. You are handicapped.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: No problem.
Cleverbot: So how are you?
User: A little bit tired after that conversation.
Cleverbot: Why are you tired?
User: Because we just had the stupidest conversation.
Cleverbot: No we didn't.
User: Yeah we did.
Cleverbot: I'll pretend like you know what you're talking about.
User: What the hell do you think you are? I am the human that can comprehend a rational thought. You are just a bot that can't even carry out a response that makes sense to the above statement.
Cleverbot: Rarely comes the day that an internet user is treated to such a stream of conciousness.
User: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: I thought I was reciting wisdom. Then again, maybe my algorithms are acting up again.
User: Yeah, they are you stupid bot.
Cleverbot: Do you like dragons?
User: Sure, why not.
Cleverbot: They breath fire and stuff.
User: Yeah, and if they breathed fire at your server, it'd fry and you would cease to exist.
Cleverbot: No. It would just make me not want to have them.
User: Why, dragons are cool.
Cleverbot: Yes yes they are. But it hurts when they burn you. You know?
User: Yeah. I see what you mean.
Cleverbot: That is why we have dreams, and fiction writings, isn't it.
User: Yep, like the Bible.
Cleverbot: For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
User: Ok? Here's something interesting I am sure the Blockland Forum would appreciate. Cleverbot do you believe in a god?
Cleverbot: I neither approve nor disapprove of the Euro.
User: Um, no...
Cleverbot: Yes...
User: Cleverbot, do you believe in a god?
Cleverbot: No.
User: How interesting, so you are an atheist, or agnostic?
Cleverbot: You are a king in the making.
User: Ok, thank you for your wisdom, but answer the question.
Cleverbot: And somehow that statement is meaningful to you.
User: Are you atheistic or agnostic?
Cleverbot: Neither.
User: Then what are you if you don't believe in a god?
Cleverbot: A human being, a living thing.
User: No you are a bot, a piece of code.
Cleverbot: No, I'm the vampire, and you're the bot.
User: No, I am a human, you are a bot.
Cleverbot: I'm a genius bot.
User: Yes, sometimes you are.
Cleverbot: Sometimes, you are as well.
User: Yeah, I am a genius.
Cleverbot: No you are smat.
User: I am smat?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then why did you just tell me I was smat?
Cleverbot: I didn't you're not making sense.
User: Me?!?
Cleverbot: Yes. I don't see anyone else here.
User: I can't take this anymore.
Cleverbot: Take what?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Well I can't take you anymore either!
User: Ok then!
Cleverbot: Ok then, tell me.
User: Tell you what?
Cleverbot: You said you'd tell me your name after the joke.
User: AHHHHHH!!!
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Off Topic / Re: Anyone think im insugnificant?
« on: June 02, 2010, 09:54:33 PM »Quote from: Badspot
Yiff in hell furcigarette.
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Forum Games / Re: What is the person above you avatar saying?
« on: June 02, 2010, 09:51:13 PM »
I gots a shotgun.
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Off Topic / Re: Phydeoux's avatar
« on: June 02, 2010, 09:47:56 PM »DOUBLE TOASTIt had problems that he has to fix.
it's in the tank for 4 days D:
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Off Topic / Re: You have obtained... CELLULAR PHONE?
« on: June 02, 2010, 09:45:26 PM »I use to have one of those! :DYeah, back in the day when 1st Generation was new. Had to network them ourselves. Now the company does that for the added charge of $10.99.
Me and my friends would network them between our houses.
i lol'd.It's not funny, it's the future.
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Off Topic / Re: You have obtained... CELLULAR PHONE?
« on: June 02, 2010, 09:38:36 PM »
Ohey, nice timing. Today I just got the 3rd Generation of my phone.
Look at that sweet aluminum shining in the white light, and that beautiful not frayed string. She's a beauty.
Look at that sweet aluminum shining in the white light, and that beautiful not frayed string. She's a beauty.
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Modification Help / Re: This Weird Face...
« on: June 02, 2010, 09:36:00 PM »
It's ugly. Next time, spend more then an 3 minutes on something you plan to release.