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Off Topic / Re: Someone, write a book on this

« on: July 29, 2010, 05:08:33 AM »

one day there was a puppy named bagel

he got squirted on and nobody gave him a blanket

he died of AIDS

the end

I cried

2792

Off Topic / Re: Average posts per day

« on: July 29, 2010, 05:03:10 AM »

772 (6.380 per day)

inb4coupon

6380 is my id 

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Off Topic / Re: Someone, write a book on this

« on: July 29, 2010, 04:47:24 AM »

im tired and why did you post this

You told me to remember it, this is a good way to remember it aaand it needs to be a book, hurr

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Off Topic / Someone, write a book on this

« on: July 29, 2010, 04:46:04 AM »

Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: you sneak into her room at night
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: you lay in her bed
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: you're naked
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: shes naked
noʎ ʞɔnbS - ɥɔıʌpuɐS: oh god lol
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: you breathe on her neck
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: in short
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: hot breaths
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: she wakes up
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: and you slap your hand over her mouth
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: and whisper
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: dontscream
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: and pull her close
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: your richard touching her back
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: THEN YOU CUM ALL OVER HERE
noʎ ʞɔnbS - ɥɔıʌpuɐS: lol
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: AND THEN YOU DIVE OUT THE WINDOW AND RUN AWAY
noʎ ʞɔnbS - ɥɔıʌpuɐS: Lol
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: i broke out laughing
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: typing that
noʎ ʞɔnbS - ɥɔıʌpuɐS: I did while reading it :c
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: dude
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: just imagain
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: if you were her
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: and she was you
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: and she did that to you
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: mmkay
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: how about
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: your sleeping
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: lightyly
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: she sneaks in
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: crawls into your bed
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: licks the back of your neck
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: breathes heavy
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: you then jolt awake
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: she slaps her hand on your mouth
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: pulls you against her body
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: AND SHE SQUIRTS ALL OVER YOU
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: THEN DIVES OUT YOUR WINDOW
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: AND RUNS
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: AWAY
noʎ ʞɔnbS - ɥɔıʌpuɐS: awesomness
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: and your left
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: wet
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: and confused
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: with broken glass
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: OH AND SHE TOOK YOUR COVERS
noʎ ʞɔnbS - ɥɔıʌpuɐS: lol
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: and your clothes
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: and pillows
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: AND YOUR PARENTS ARE AKAKE
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: oh and she licked your face
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: she didnt squirt on your back
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: ON YOUR CHEST AND richardool kids klubkool kids klubKK
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: anyway
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: your dripping wet with her STUFFS
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: and your covers and stuff
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: are gone
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: your windows broken
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: AND YOUR PARENTS KICK YOUR DOOR OPEN OH MY GOD
noʎ ʞɔnbS - ɥɔıʌpuɐS: lol
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: AND THEY SEE YOU NAKED
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: AND INCEST
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: OCCURES
noʎ ʞɔnbS - ɥɔıʌpuɐS: you need to write a book
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: itd be creppy
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: I gotta go to bed
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: my dad gets up at 5
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: ill get in trouble
Zer0 the scoot fast as fa re re: see ya man

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Off Topic / Re: I can't stop listening to B.Y.O.B.

« on: July 29, 2010, 03:38:41 AM »

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAA.

No.

AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

forget you, your opinion sucks.

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Off Topic / Re: I can't stop listening to B.Y.O.B.

« on: July 29, 2010, 02:30:23 AM »

Beastie Boys = good rap

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Forum Games / Re: Avatar Rating

« on: July 29, 2010, 02:28:23 AM »

6/10

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Off Topic / Re: I can't stop listening to B.Y.O.B.

« on: July 29, 2010, 02:16:57 AM »

Pendulum
Maroon 5
Rob Zombie
Everything im listning to right now

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Off Topic / Re: Average posts per day

« on: July 29, 2010, 02:08:30 AM »

5653 (11.128 per day)

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Off Topic / Re: OFFICIAL: CHRIZ IS GAY

« on: July 29, 2010, 01:20:45 AM »

Derpes

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Off Topic / OFFICIAL: CHRIZ IS GAY

« on: July 29, 2010, 01:16:19 AM »

Chriz: kevjohn
Chriz: will you have love with me

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Drama / Re: Oh no, Niven is perma'd D:

« on: July 28, 2010, 11:54:32 PM »

From steam.

you will see that me peers bring some
lol

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Off Topic / Re: Videos about cars and gangster hamsters

« on: July 28, 2010, 11:53:03 PM »

YOU COULD GO WITH THIS, OR YOU COULD GO WITH THAT.
YOU COULD GO WITH THIS, OR YOU COULD GO WITH THAT.
YOU COULD GO WITH THIS, OR YOU COULD GO WITH THAT.
OR YOU COULD GO WITH THIS, CAUSE THIS IS WHERE IT'S AT.

doo dah dippity

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Off Topic / Re: Videos about cars and gangster hamsters

« on: July 28, 2010, 11:52:01 PM »

"I once took LSD and walked around in petsmart..."

lol

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Off Topic / Re: I'm Getting Close to Kalph

« on: July 28, 2010, 11:31:37 PM »

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