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4801
Off Topic / Re: stuffTY OMEGLE ASDFGHJKL
« on: April 21, 2010, 03:48:49 PM »
I just post this:


Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.
Yo mama's so ugly, she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it.



I get mixed reactions
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Totally not copy pasta'd

4802
Games / Re: ds vs dsi thead
« on: April 21, 2010, 12:45:03 PM »
Original DS

also, ds lite is easy to break
just drop it from 1 foot onto the carpet lol

4803
Off Topic / Re: How much homework do you get?
« on: April 21, 2010, 10:52:21 AM »
0-10 minutes

4804
Off Topic / Re: Badspot is a badass.
« on: April 20, 2010, 10:48:27 PM »
Win

4805
Off Topic / Re: I stuff myself(not really tho)
« on: April 20, 2010, 09:47:07 PM »
Wow, I can't imagine the FATHER doing it :P
You keep your richard even when you're 30
Unbelievable, right?

4806
Games / Re: Postal 2: Share the pain
« on: April 20, 2010, 09:45:57 PM »
Multiplayers free but singleplayer isnt?
raaaaage

4807
Off Topic / Re: I stuff myself(not really tho)
« on: April 20, 2010, 09:43:45 PM »
put a password on your PSP
use PALCOMIX 3.0 to fap next time
if it works on crappy old DSi opera ware browser it will work on PSP browser
Or I could steal my dad's psp and look at his pictures on it
 :cookieMonster:

4808
Off Topic / Re: I stuff myself(not really tho)
« on: April 20, 2010, 09:41:11 PM »
BACK IN MY DAY WE HAD TO TRAVEL 2 MILES UPHILL BOTH WAYS TO GET TO THE NEAREST FLAPPER HOUSE! Tuesday mornings were the best, had ol' betsy with 'er one arm and no teeth... best... thing... Wheres my oatmeal...
Oh god lol'd

4809
Off Topic / Re: I stuff myself(not really tho)
« on: April 20, 2010, 09:39:52 PM »
Excuse me, but research wasn't so good back in the old days.
Not really research but playboy has been here since 1950's
Close enough

4810
Off Topic / Re: Ideas for songs to get off of iTunes
« on: April 20, 2010, 09:33:14 PM »
Add a "Get Sandvich's List" option  :cookieMonster:

4812
Off Topic / Re: I stuff myself(not really tho)
« on: April 20, 2010, 09:27:05 PM »
Put it in your pants
Having a rectangle in my pants.
PERFECTLY NORMAL

4813
Off Topic / Re: I stuff myself(not really tho)
« on: April 20, 2010, 09:22:50 PM »
That's why I masturbate in the bathroom.
Carrying a hustler through the house to get past parents and 5 year old sister.
Yeah, hard for me

4814
Off Topic / Re: I stuff myself(not really tho)
« on: April 20, 2010, 09:18:07 PM »
Now what sucks is this;

I'm masturbating
Mom comes to the door and tells me to open the door.
I didnt have a computer at the time so I had some hidden magazines
I had to fumble around, rehide them and pull my pants up and when I was done got to the door and she asked what was taking so long

My answer "masturbating" and walked away ._.

4815
Off Topic / Re: Ideas for songs to get off of iTunes
« on: April 20, 2010, 09:09:46 PM »
Where have you been in modern music?
Avoiding it

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