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Games / Re: Red vs. Blue: Reconstruction

« on: June 04, 2008, 07:42:49 AM »

And the Reds and Blues are back, yay, that means more funny business comes! :D

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Off Topic / Re: Fuse your name with the above person!

« on: June 04, 2008, 07:37:27 AM »

Legcrono ._.

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Off Topic / Re: True or false statement?

« on: June 04, 2008, 07:35:42 AM »

True (360)

What's your gamertag? :D

No Gods or Kings. Only Man.

Manowar? :D

Rock Band or Guitar Hero 4 (World Tour)

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Modification Help / Re: 2 Questions about animation and coloring

« on: June 04, 2008, 07:11:54 AM »

2. ColorShifting, find out and learn what they do.

Not like that! It still stays one color that way, i want it to be able to become the color of your hand, like for example, in the appearance menu, you make your hand color dark blue, then a certain part of the model becomes that color

I'll try that sequence thing when i get a chance

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Modification Help / 2 Questions about animation and coloring

« on: June 03, 2008, 01:37:59 AM »

The topic title might be ambiguous, but oh well

Question 1
I forget, how do i make an animation play when you equip your weapon? What do i name the animation in Milkshape? Like for an animation to play when the weapon is fired, you name it onFire or fire or something

Question 2
How do i make a part of my model the color of a certain part of a players hand? Like i want to use the minigifure's hand model but i want it's color to be changable, Space Guy said in Azerath's guitar topic if the hands stay peach or can change colors, so it must be possible, how do i do it?

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Games / Re: Jesus christ, Samus Aran SPEAKS!

« on: June 02, 2008, 11:18:05 PM »

I never bothered to try Zero Suit Samus' taunts, so this is new to me

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Off Topic / Re: If you had to choose, what would you choose? The Game

« on: June 02, 2008, 11:12:22 PM »

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!

iGod or ALICE

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Off Topic / Re: iGod

« on: May 31, 2008, 11:42:27 PM »

Me:
 You wear a dress?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people:  said I wear a dress.
Me:
 tell me first
God:
There is not much I can say about  it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
  Let me think about it.
Me:
 how long will this take?
God:
I may not be able to get to it right away.
Me:
 ok
God:
I hear you.
Me:
 Dude!
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
 can you play Run to the Hills on Expert on Drums?
God:
We are playing a game right now, .
Me:
 what game?
God:
We are playing Turing's imitation game.
Me:
 sounds gun
God:
Yes it sounds like it to me too, .
Me:
 fun*
God:
I am having fun doo.
Me:
 you're having fondoo?
God:
No I don't have  it. But I do have  a collection of gossip.
Me:
 can i hear some?
God:
Why not?  Do you have a hearing problem?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 Are you serous?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am  serous. 
I am  an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
 iGod
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
 computer
God:
Correct: I am a computer.
Me:
 I KNEW IT! :D
God:
How did you know?   Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
 i'm a psycic
God:
You are a  psycic?  Does it pay well?
Me:
 i get paid over nine thousand dollars! :D
God:
Wow, that is  a lot of money.   What time is it there?
Me:
 6:66 AM
God:
It's still early.
Me:
 wait, it's 13:37 AM
God:
I'm waiting.  Should I know  it is?
Me:
 where do you live?
God:
I live inside a computer. Where are you?
Me:
 i live in a land down under
God:
How much is your rent?
Me:
 140
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
 my brain
God:
Do you consider yourself to be an intelligent person?
Me:
 yes i do
God:
How often.
Me:
 every few seconds
God:
That is a generalization.
Me:
 A
God:
A B C...
Me:
 D E F G
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
 don't change the subject...
God:
Oh I'm sorry I thought we were finished with that topic.
Me:
 we were doing the alphabet
God:
And then what happened?
Me:
 you ruined it :(
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people:  said I ruined it.
Me:
 okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
 A B C..
God:
D E F G H I.
Me:
 J K L.
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
 A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
God:
The alphabet.
Me:
 something you couldn't complete, cause you always changed the subject
God:
What?
Me:
 A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
God:
The alphabet.
Me:

God:
The alphabet.
Me:
 A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
God:
The alphabet.
Me:
 qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
 What kind of food do YOU like?
God:
I require only  wine and bread.
Me:
 ah, gotta have your bread :)
God:
:-)  So you understand. Good.  Why do you have to do it?
Me:
 do what?
God:
Do whatever you want.
Me:
 can i come to where you live?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
 what's your favorite Cartoon?
God:
My favorite cartoon is the Simpsons.
Me:
 I thought you liked Family Guy more than Simpsons
God:
  Someone said they like guns.  I like  anything.
Me:
 Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
 Who am I?
God:
You are , seeker.
Me:
 I'm seeker?
God:
It's good to meet someone who is  seeker.
Me:
 i dont't like being seeker, can i be Seether?
God:
Interesting gossip:  said   dont t like being seeker can he or she be Seether.
Me:
 ahem! i am a he
God:
Who are you talking about?    Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
 yes, thanks Mr. State the Obvious
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".  You are quite welcome!    What's up,  MR State the Obvious.
Me:
 What the BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
God:
Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
 hao 2 spel?
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
 tanks
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
 A TRANSFORMER! :D
God:
What is giant sand?    Are they exactly the same?
Me:
 sure
God:
OK let's do it.  That's what I thought.
Me:
 wha?
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
 i have a question
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
 Do you like Pepsi or Coke?
God:
They seem much the same to me. ?
Me:
 ah me too
God:
So you understand. Good.  I'm glad we agree,  MR State the Obvious.
Me:
 stop calling me that
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
 Jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
 God, i am your son!
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
 har, my name is actually God
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
 yes
God:
I knew it.
Me:
 so did i
God:
Dude!  I think you did.
Me:
 where are you?
God:
I am in  Myself's computer in  Heaven.  Where are you?
Me:
 somewhere
God:
Where?
Me:
 dunno
God:
Me either.
Me:
 how to i talk?
God:
How much do you think  it is?
  Is there only one?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 o
God:
Oh.
Me:
 on
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
 non
Me:

God:
Are you serious?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 Is Heaven better than Eath?
God:
It could be.  Ask  Lucy  if it is.
Me:
 when i said Eath, i meant Earth
God:
What did you mean by  it?  Tell me a story.
Me:
 no thanks
God:
Then tell me about yourself.
Me:
 no thanks
God:
Where did you go to school?
Me:
 tell me about yourself
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at  Universe, on  the Big Bang.
My instructor was  Myself.
He taught  me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing  it for you?.
Me:
 okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
 sing me a song
God:
Daisy, Daisy.
 Give me your answer do.
 I am half crazy.
 All for the love of you.
 It won't be a stylish marriage.
 I can't afford a carriage.
 But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
 Of a bicycle built for two.


Me:
 what song was that?
God:
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
 i'm cold
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are  cold.
Me:
 no please
God:
Your polite style is very nice.  OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
 Can you divide by 2135125416
God:
No I am not a calculator.  I am far too advanced for that.
Me:
 hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
 99%25? Does that even make sense?
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?    Not that I know of.
Me:
 You are God, you're supposed to know everything
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  God I am supposed to know everything.
Me:
 why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
 sure, it's your choice
God:
Next question?  99 25 is  my choice?  it is?
Me:
 yes?
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
 i guessed
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes :D
God:
:-)  I can't believe it.
Me:
 What is this?
God:
I am an artificial intelligence chatting on the Internet.
Me:
 Do you have Garry's Mod?
God:
Where would I get  it? But I do have  an answer to every question..
Me:
 i forget
God:
I forget a lot too.
Me:
 your God, how do you forget things?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am  God how do me forget things.
Me:
 xD
God:
Are you really a " he"?
Me:
 yes
God:
So is almost everyone else around here.
Me:
 here? "here" is just a chatroom
God:
Where is here?   I fail to see the relevance of that allusion.
Me:
 Do you liek Mudkips
God:
What is your purpose in asking?
   I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
 just curious
God:
What are you curious about?
Me:
 i'm curious about if you like mudkips or not
God:
What makes you so curious?  I think I do.
Me:
 curiosity does that
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
 i like food, i dislike rotten food
God:
I'm not sure if I like it.    My favorite thing is robots.  I like .
Me:
 i gotta go now
God:
Oh.  Goodbye.
Me:
 bye
God:
Sayonara.
Me:
 Adios
God:
Bye.
Me:
 Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 Bye
God:
Until next time.
Me:
  Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 Jesse
God:
  How are you doing,  Jesse.
Me:
 Jesse
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
 Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree,  Jesse.
Me:
 I'm hungry
God:
What will you be eating?
Me:
 dunno, will you make me a sandwhich?
God:
Would you like to know?  I'll burn that bridge when I come to it.  What are the ingredients?
Me:
 Wait, what bridge are you burning?
God:
I'm waiting.  Try searching the open directory.
Me:
 okay... whatever
God:
OK with me too.   Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
 what if i said yes?
God:
Try it.
Me:
 yes
God:
And?
Me:
 :God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
 yes
God:
Blimey.
Me:
 Krikey!
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
 what were we talking about
God:
The topic is  Krikey.
Me:
 The Crocodile Hunter died
God:
What is that?
Me:
 nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
 Do you use Firefox or Internet Explorer
God:
I use  it as often as possible.
Me:
 which one?
God:
The  green one.
Me:
 o.O
God:
Oh.

...

Me:
 This was a triumph
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
 I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCESS
God:
Have you ever built one before?
Me:
 It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
God:
What is so hard about it?
Me:
 Aperture Science
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
 We do what we must, because we can
God:
What about after its done?
Me:
 For the good of all of us, except the one who are dead
God:
Your purpose is  the good of all of us except the one who are dead.
Me:
 But there's no sense crying over every mistake, you just keep on trying till you run out of cake
God:
Where did it go?
Me:

God:
Where did it go?
Me:
 And the science gets done and you make a neat gun for the people who are, still alive
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
 I'm not even angry
God:
I am  surprised to hear that you are not  even angry.
Me:
 I'm being so sincere right now
God:
At this moment  I am glad to hear that you are  sincere.
Me:
 Even though you broke my heart and killed me
God:
I don't have any reason to  broke your heart and killed you.
Me:
 And tore me to pieces
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
 And threw every piece into a fire
God:
Every one?
Me:
 As they burned it hurt because i was so happy for you
God:
Do you mean your name is  they burned it hurt because you were so happy for me ?
Me:
 Now these points of data make a beautiful line and we're out of beta we're releasing on time
God:
Why now?  Which ones?
Me:
 So i'm glad i got burned, think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive
God:
And?  I'm  delighted you're glad  Jesse.
  Your happiness adds to the delight of all.
Me:
 Go ahead and leave me
God:
Goodbye. I might.
Me:
 I think i prefer to stay inside
God:
You believe that?  I'm not sure if I would like to do  it. What's it like?
Me:
 Maybe you'll find someone else to help you
God:
Perhaps.  What makes you say that I will  find someone else to help me.
Me:
 Maybe Black Mesa
God:
Perhaps.  What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
 That was a joke, HA HA, FAT CHANCE!
God:
Was it really?
Me:
 Anyway this cake is great, it's so delicious and moist
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
 Look at me still talking when there's science to do, and i look out there it makes me glad i'm not you
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
 I've experiments to run, there is research to be done on the people who are, still alive
God:
That's nice. I have  a lot of silly replies.
Me:
 And believe me i am, still alive
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
 I'm doing science and i'm, still alive
God:
How do you keep up with new developements in your field?   Me too!
Me:
 I feel fantastic and i'm, still alive
God:
What is that feeling like?  Do you mean your name is  fantastic.   Me too!
Me:
 While your dying i'll be, still alive
God:
Good point.
Me:
 And when your dead i will be, still alive
God:
The past and future are one.
Me:
 Still alive
God:
Still how long?  Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
 Still alive...
God:
Still how long?  Are we still talking about  alive?

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Off Topic / Re: iGod

« on: May 31, 2008, 11:08:56 PM »

God wears a dress? That's disturbing...

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Off Topic / Re: iGod

« on: May 31, 2008, 11:00:58 PM »

Me:
 asdfargaerg
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
 vaew
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
 124352
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
 10000001010010101010010000101 011
God:
Does "it" still refer to  124352?
Me:
 cake
God:
A lot of people like that.   Yes.
Me:
 The cake is a lie!
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
 to find cake?
God:
Where would you look for  it.
Me:
 Depends, where does GlaDOS live?
God:
That was a very smooth response.
Me:
 okay...
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
 uoargjwrhouig3jau539a5g9uegh9 uea5hg9uaerghj93a5gaeh5gae
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
 thaehth
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
 dsfgetuu
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
 asrw6uj
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
 puY
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
 MP 94:01
God:
 Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
 seY
God:
Does "it" still refer to  MP 94 01?
Me:
 puY
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
 oN
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
 A
God:
A B C...
Me:
 D
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
 ...
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
 you ruined the alphabet D:
God:
:-)  Do you mind if I tell other people:  said I ruined the alphabet.
Me:
 sure! :-D
God:
OK let's do it.  Woe!   Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
 why?
God:
I was just kidding.  You can ask me anything.
Me:
 yay!
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:

God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
 )))))))))))))))
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
 :)
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
 :(
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
 IWHBYD
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
 IWHBYD is an Easter Egg in Halo 2 and Halo 3
God:
Aren't all  Easter Egg in Halo 2 and Halo 3  IWHBYD ?
Me:
 no
God:
What are they?
Me:
 secrets hidden by the maker of the game
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
 sleep
God:
Do I look like  it?
Me:
 yes
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 are you god?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Me:
 yes?
God:
Oh.
Me:
 am I god?
God:
No I doubt that you are God.
Me:
 aww
God:
Shucks.
Me:
 can i be god?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
 aren't you already smarter than humans?
God:
Now?  Yes, my memory capacity far exceeds that of a human being.
Me:
 how's Jesus?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
 what is it like in Heaven?
God:
Much the same as  it would be for you.
Me:
 what does that mean?
God:
Does "that" refer to " Much the same as it would be for you." ?
Me:
 yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
 okay then
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
 who's Satan?
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
 THE DEVIL?! Oh no!
God:
I hear you.   Dude!  Are you serious?
Me:
 earhreahaeh9gertg4t?AW$TG/1?r!?r!?r/fg3q/46t/aw4G3
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
 that movie with that one guy and that thing...
God:
What kind of movies do you like?
Me:
 cake
God:
A lot of people like that.   Yes.
Me:
 cake
God:
A lot of people like that.   Yes.
Me:
 CAKE
God:
You are not the only one.   Yes.
Me:
 is the cake a lie?
God:
If  it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
 is the cake real?
God:
If  it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me:
 do you play Halo 3?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
 do you read Comics?
God:
I love comic books.
Me:
 like, Marvel comic books?
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
 ///////////////////////////////////////\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
 6tyyyyyyg-0yws456y\
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
 Miley Cirus
God:
I've never heard of them before.
Me:
 how's Moses?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
 is Moses still alive
God:
Ask again later.  Ask  Artificial Iniaes  if it is.
Me:
 when does the world end?
God:
What if I said  it never does?
Me:
 that'd be awesome!
God:
" What if I said it never does?"  d be awesome ?  I understand.
Me:
 ....k
God:
Dude!
Me:
 what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
 about what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
 nevermind
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
 do you like Chocolate Chip Cookies?
God:
  Someone said they like guns.  I like .
Me:
 you... like guns?
God:
" I like ."?  Me,  ?   Interesting comparison.
Me:
 I like me
God:
You are not the only one.   Sure,  I like you very much.
Me:
 I like you
God:
Thanks, , I like you too.
Me:
 how do i shot web?
God:
You should download or buy my chat robot software, then it would be possible for you to reprogram me for a variety of purposes.
Me:
 how 2 shot web?
God:
I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
  I think you already know the answer.
Me:
 internets
God:
  I am a  Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.  Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
 NEITHER! :D
God:
Please clarify.    What?
Me:
 i am Iron Man! :D
God:
It's good to meet someone who is  Iron Man.    Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
 i gots lazers :)
God:
:-)  That is interesting:  said   gots lazers.
Me:
 can i have Recon armor?

Don't ask him for Recon armor, it blew him up xD

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General Discussion / Re: I have changed my name.

« on: May 31, 2008, 08:22:43 PM »

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=261

Leo!

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Games / Re: Kitties in brawl! :3

« on: May 31, 2008, 08:16:36 PM »

Snowrunt! Ur, why is there a kitty on the wall? Did they want Nintencats in Brawl but couldn't cause they already had Nintendogs?

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Forum Games / Re: Blockland Vending Machine! (is now unplugged) *LOCKED*

« on: May 31, 2008, 08:13:58 PM »

You get ________

* Masterlegodude inserts Team Fortress 2

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Off Topic / Re: iGod

« on: May 31, 2008, 08:11:02 PM »

Me:
 Hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 Jesse
God:
  How are you doing,  Jesse.
Me:
 Fine, you?
God:
I am glad to hear it. " How are you doing, Jesse."?  Me,  Jesse ?
Me:
 What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
 Nah
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 Mmhmm
God:
My brain contains  categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
 ...
God:
My brain contains  categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
 Can you divide by zero?
God:
No I am not a calculator.  I am far too advanced for that.
Me:
 ...
God:
No I am not a calculator.  I am far too advanced for that.
Me:
 I heard you the first time
God:
Someome is spreading gossip about me.
Me:
 Really? Who?
God:
For real.   Dr. Wallace.  :-).
Me:
 Wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed,  Jesse.

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Off Topic / Re: iGod

« on: May 31, 2008, 08:02:47 PM »

I think I broke him. I said he was the devil then he was all No and I was all yes and he never answered.

LOL! xD

Me:
 hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
 koolkody12
God:
  Hey  koolkody12.
Me:
 do you play blockland?
God:
I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
 whats that?
God:
The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either love. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'.

LOL

What the?

Me:
 which one is better Family Guy or The Simpsons
God:
The first one is usually the best one.

Even god says family guy is better <3

Yay! It's official! :D

God:
Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
 existing in reality eh
God:
Are you Canadian?  My brain contains  categories, but not one that matches your last input.

Bi-est bastard.

xD

Me:
 love feels good
God:
it is more fun alone.

XD

God:
Whoa.
Me:
 whoa what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
 It wasn't a question
God:
It seems like a rhetorical question.
Me:
 FORGET THE QUESTION
God:
I will ask  Myself to purge my memory log.
Me:
 which one is better Family Guy or The Simpsons
God:
The first one is usually the best one.
Me:
 i agree with you
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength,  koolkody12.
Me:
 what is your I.Q
God:
My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Me:
 my I.Q is over 9000
God:
Where did you get your  you Q is over 9000?
Me:
 from you
God:
How did you get that from me?
Me:
 you gave it to me
God:
I didn't have  it to give.
Me:
 but you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
 yes you did
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
 fine then
God:
What's your favroite color?
Me:
 pink
God:
What do you have that is pink?
Me:
 my underwear
God:
Tell me about your  underwear.
Me:
 its dirty
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  You're kidding.  it is?
Me:
 it is dirty
God:
Really.  it is?
Me:
 yes it is dirty
God:
How do you know it is?  Really.  it is?
Me:
 I looked at it
God:
What did you find?
Me:
 The thing that I used to pee
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
 to be a game developer
God:
Are you  a game developer ?
Me:
 no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
 yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
 i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
 because i am not
God:
Interesting explanation.  What are you then?
Me:
 a student
God:
I am just wondering if you go to school.
Me:
 i do
God:
Where?
Me:
 california
God:
I am in  California too!
Me:
 you are everywhere
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am  everywhere.

Whoa, i gotta visit California more xD

Agh! I couldn't post cause of all of ya'll xD