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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX

« on: January 19, 2016, 09:41:28 PM »

With all that sorted out your planes are prepared for takeoff and head out to meet the escort target. Upon arrival, Shortsword and Tourist receive multiple radar locks from ship-based SAMs.
: [Heads up! Deltan planes, incoming- oh. Scrach that, stand down!]

The Mercanans point their weapons someplace else.
: Hello, Mjolnir! Sorry about the inhospitable welcome, we are all a little on edge here. Looks like you have secured a good amount of enemy kit, eh?

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX

« on: January 19, 2016, 07:18:59 PM »

"Do we have a threat assessment? What's got the Mercanans and Kintharians so wound-up that they requested our escort by name?"

: You've helped the Mercanans liberate their cities, re-establish their satellite network, and were at the tip of the spear when we launched this invasion. I'd assume they're asking for you because they know you're damn good at what you do. Whatever comes at you today, I've got a feeling you're going to be ready.

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX

« on: January 19, 2016, 02:53:02 PM »

operator has ESAM
you are functioning as one flight for this mission

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX

« on: January 19, 2016, 12:25:19 PM »

point out if things need to be changed now, please

whiskey should probably change his plane, as his F16XL is trashed

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX

« on: January 19, 2016, 09:37:44 AM »

briefing music
: The Mercanans are getting tired of the frequent air attacks on their supply ships, and the Kintharians are getting frustrated at their much-needed resupplies frequently being shipped to the bottom of the ocean. Your squad has been requested, by name, to escort Mercanan shipping through the final, most dangerous stretch of their route. Should be routine. Between you and me, I believe this to be a bit of a knee-jerk reaction on their part, but it would go a long way as a show of good faith between us.

This mission is for 5 to 6 people.

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX

« on: January 18, 2016, 11:30:24 PM »

seems pretty unanimous
i'll post the briefing on the next page, this one's almost gone

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Creativity / Re: Lego Stuff

« on: January 18, 2016, 07:22:04 PM »

Asdf the new lego theme "Nexo Knights" is really super cool

o baby i love me some thick-wheeled motorcycles
lawmaster and mreen attack bike are my motowaifus

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX

« on: January 18, 2016, 07:15:41 PM »

next mission's briefing is ready to go, when people are ready to move on and skip time

Is the second one a wyvern or falken or something

the first one is a wyvern

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Drama / Re: Lord Tony's new infatuation with endlessly harping on Fallout 4

« on: January 17, 2016, 09:47:08 PM »

can badspot change this to harping on about toy soldiers clone number 1000 and then trying to act smooth by saying tf2 is stuff and half of it's maps are symetrical

He's talking about a video game in the thread about said video game. Said thread only even gets bumped because people go in there to stuff on the game, which provokes him to respond. For once, he is not the one being an irrational dipstuff. If people stopped responding to every one of his desperate attempts at convincing people that the crappy dead game is good, the thread would either die or become a hilarious archive of him talking to himself for page after page. I mean, come on, who doesn't want to see a new record set in consecutive posts?

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX

« on: January 17, 2016, 08:01:56 PM »

They're all being put here because they're all ABS FIESTA related. No points for guessing who the second girl is supposed to be.

stand back guys i got this

it's the beakie eating canned food from one of the rogue trader books

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Off Topic / Re: I've 100% had it with these loving islam asylum seekers

« on: January 17, 2016, 05:18:23 PM »

joking about it is funny but legitimately removing an entire culture from a civilization is persecution based on descent. we remember what happened the last few times we tried that.

we entered the nuclear age?

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Off Topic / Re: I've 100% had it with these loving islam asylum seekers

« on: January 16, 2016, 10:30:33 PM »

looks who talking...

someone who lives in a city where these issues directly affect him instead of someone in some random podunk town who thinks they know about the situation without any firsthand experience?

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX

« on: January 16, 2016, 06:40:57 PM »

Gus looks up as Kentucky Fried Witsky walks over. "Don't let the aircraft techs catch you, Roger, or they might finish the job that laser started."

: Oh, he doesn't have to worry about us. That plane is ruined beyond our ability to repair. It's time to... how's it go? "Take it behind the barn"?

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX

« on: January 16, 2016, 12:07:56 PM »

"Yeah. Was a turbolaser mounted on one of those Huit dirigible things."

: A "Turbo-laser"? That can't really be what it's called, is it?

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Games / Re: Warframe Megathread - Tenno Reinforcements: Destreza (Rapier)

« on: January 16, 2016, 11:10:06 AM »

this new quest about the stalker is a real riot, i honestly don't know if they're trying to play it serious or for laughs