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Off Topic / Re: would general grievous roflstomp kylo ren

« on: January 10, 2016, 12:50:46 AM »

I want a r63 grievous

i remember those threads on /co/
what a strange place it was/still is

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Off Topic / Re: would general grievous roflstomp kylo ren

« on: January 10, 2016, 12:48:09 AM »

boob fet looked cool but never really did anything super cool

IG88 is the real coolest bounty hunter, sure he didn't do anything cool but at least he didn't do anything embarrassingly stupid either like land in front of a jedi, get his gun bisected, and then have a blind man accidentally knock him into an immobile obstacle.

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Games / Re: [MEGATHREAD] Fallout 4

« on: January 10, 2016, 12:12:37 AM »

solution: make preston go to some terrible settlement that you never visit

i took him out in the field for a while to get his perk, then exiled him to mirelurk island
i've done enough work, buddy, why don't you go help out that settlement for a change

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Off Topic / Re: would general grievous roflstomp kylo ren

« on: January 10, 2016, 12:08:54 AM »

yeah it is
http://www.starwars.com/news/the-legendary-star-wars-expanded-universe-turns-a-new-page

"Star Wars: The Clone Wars" is the recent CG Cartoon. It is canon. The 2d Samurai Jack one was just "Star Wars: Clone Wars". It is no longer canon.

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Off Topic / Re: would general grievous roflstomp kylo ren

« on: January 09, 2016, 11:48:52 PM »

not in the animated series https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIj7gIDFDe4 :)

no longer canon

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Off Topic / Re: would general grievous roflstomp kylo ren

« on: January 09, 2016, 11:34:26 PM »

grievous was an asthmatic wimp and ren is an angsty douche, i don't even know how to call a winner between those two losers

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX

« on: January 09, 2016, 11:33:15 PM »

Bell lines up a run and fires off an AGM at the rear tank.

Gus loops around and goes for another gun run on the tanks.

Ralph tries to damage at least one tank with his LCP.

Bell takes out the tank in the rear, Gus the one ahead, and Tourist kills the IFV. No further hostiles are in the immediate area, and the path ahead to allied forces is clear. It is now at the squad leader's discretion to leave.

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX

« on: January 08, 2016, 05:51:00 PM »

whoops, give me a moment
for clarification, this is a PPC, it's not something you can drag along like a beam laser

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX

« on: January 08, 2016, 05:48:24 PM »

"Mjolnir to ground, CAS approaching from the Southwest, coming in hot." Richard looks out the canopy for the PAK-FA. "Guns on the armor." He places the lasersight on the near end of the column and drags a single PPC beam across its length.

The PPC punches right through the thin top armor of the lead IFV, detonating the stored missiles and blowing the entire front end apart. Only the rear end with the troop bay remains remotely intact, not that anyone inside would have survived.

Gus sights the front of the column and sends a burst towards each vehicle.

You destroy one of the tanks outright, and knock out another. It's going to take more than one run to hit them all, if you're limiting yourselves to guns. The tank covering the rear swings its turret around forward, and the group begins to spread out in preparation to engage incoming hostiles.

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX

« on: January 08, 2016, 03:14:47 PM »

"Commander, enemy armor advancing on your position in retreat. Do you have any alternative routes? Otherwise Gus here is going to engage."

: I'm sure we could go offroading, but I would really rather not waste any more time. Light 'em up.

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Off Topic / Re: STARWARS EPISODE VII: The Force awakens / Episode 8?! Already?

« on: January 08, 2016, 08:20:39 AM »

Yeah sure he got a little bullet wound but he was also a fully trained Jedi with the force on his side.

he wasn't fully trained you dolt grand wizard snookie explicitly says "bring ren to me so i can complete his training" after he gets beat

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Off Topic / Re: STARWARS EPISODE VII: The Force awakens / Episode 8?! Already?

« on: January 07, 2016, 09:40:21 PM »

The saber fights between Finn/Ren and Rey/Ren were rad as hell, it looked like two people trying to loving kill each other instead of a drawn out overly-choreographed snoozefest. Their fight even reminded me a bit of when Luke went ham at the end of RotJ; there was no elegance or style or finesse, just raw emotion being channeled into hitting someone with a glowstick and trying not to be hit by theirs.

What was more alarming was how well Finn was able to hold Kylo off for, despite having no melee practice at all.

Finn might be a traitor but he was still a trained stormtrooper, he probably knows a thing or two about how to fight with a melee weapon. And he still got his ass whooped in the end, so I don't really think that was a problem. If he had beaten Ren, I would have called shenanigans though

He'll keep busy with other projects.
Maybe a new Star Trek is in the pipeline.

There is. JJ isn't directing it though. It looks like poopycrap. (Those last two statements aren't related because JJ's most recent trek was also poopycrap, I just wanted to say my thoughts on the trailer.)

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Games / Re: [MEGATHREAD] Fallout 4

« on: January 07, 2016, 06:24:29 PM »

yeah, i know that, i'm just saying the lore behind it is hamfisted and i would have rather seen them wearing t51 because i think it looks cooler and im a big babby who doesnt like things that are different

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Games / Re: [MEGATHREAD] Fallout 4

« on: January 07, 2016, 05:38:06 PM »

There's a helmet on the BoS Prydwen, but that at least makes sense since the BoS defeated the Enclave in DC.

and another thing
why even HAVE a power armor jetpack if you can't use it to board the prydwen, even if you pack a bunch of nuka colas and bind them to a hotkey you hit an arbitrary height before you run out of AP
man i just wanted to steal tuvok's hat without joining the brotherhood but i guess i'll have to wait for my next playthrough

that final battle on the airfield was a blast though, i had worried that i'd showed up overgeared with a Mk6 X01 suit and upgraded gatling laser but it turned out to be fun as forget

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Off Topic / Re: He and She are no longer acceptable pronouns.

« on: January 07, 2016, 04:28:56 PM »

i got here a bit late but it really just looks like tony going "hmMMMMM i bet this will make at least somebody mad" and failing miserably

that's exactly what it is, but too many people are using the userblocker script and not enough people are reporting his thinly veiled trolling posts so it's just going to continue forever