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Games / Re: Any RTS games where you can play as a unit?

« on: December 07, 2015, 07:59:14 PM »

also, urban assault

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX

« on: December 06, 2015, 03:31:26 PM »

forgetin finally back to strangereal

ikr
if its on peesea ill probably raffle off a copy to you lot

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX

« on: December 05, 2015, 07:55:44 PM »

He picks out a chunk of flesh from the abdomen and hesitates before taking it in, chewing it slowly.

It tastes vaguely similar to crab meat, at least, moreso than any other thing you've eaten before. Still definitely its own "unique" flavor, and one that may be an acquired taste to some.

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX

« on: December 05, 2015, 06:30:37 PM »

poll is up, you can start voting on what to do next

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX

« on: December 05, 2015, 01:22:52 AM »

well then, good talk i guess

new mission coming soon, i should have a poll up tomorrow so you guys can choose which one to do

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Drama / Re: Caribou is back again as Bear_Tracks

« on: December 03, 2015, 11:30:00 PM »

you cant tell me you don't remember his countless dramas and all the brony stuff

not to mention his recent stuffposting and attention whoring in the fallout thread

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX

« on: December 03, 2015, 08:13:59 PM »

Jaakko approaches the mess hall and looks inside. Bugs and stuff still aren't appetizing to him, and the dogs are still at his side.

The dogs appear to be making some of the personnel uncomfortable. Nobody has confronted you about it yet but you can tell from the stares that they probably won't be welcome inside the mess hall.

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Drama / Re: Caribou is back again as Bear_Tracks

« on: December 03, 2015, 11:06:09 AM »

And then they keep coming back, and despite the fact that they've caused so much trouble, and been so horrible to be around, they insist that they should be given a clean slate, and treated the same way as people who have followed the rules and avoided trouble, either pleasantly, or as if they've done nothing wrong.
And I am expected to wait and let them stuff everywhere again, until they inevitably get banned again. And then wait the weeks, or even months before they're back once more, begging for a clean slate, or acting like nothing happened.

That is what is unfair.

I just cannot even loving fathom how it is possible for these people to be so broken that they have to go through multiple accounts. The rules here are so lax that you have to basically go out of your way to get banned and yet every time one of these handicaps comes crawling back with a new key they will without fail have a posse of people around them saying "they're not so bad!! give them another chance!". Screw that, everyone here gets more than enough chances from a single account. If they weren't a problem they wouldn't have been banned in the first place, let alone a second or third time.

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX

« on: December 02, 2015, 11:40:42 PM »

Bugs and stuff still aren't appetizing to him

Fortunately, the Kintharians are going to start bringing in their own food in the near future.

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Drama / Re: Caribou is back again as Bear_Tracks

« on: December 02, 2015, 07:17:38 PM »

I know you guys are just *waiting* to see a repeat, but you wont see one.

You're right, we probably won't. Because you'll hopefully be given the boot before that can even happen.

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Drama / Re: I can't tell if MoltenKitten is serious or what.

« on: December 02, 2015, 02:20:27 PM »

You would pay 50 dollars 2 remove someone from an online community? What the forget is wrong with you

you kidding? permanently removing one of the most disruptive influences to ever stuffpost here for less than the cost of a triple-a video game? i can think of far worse ways to spend money

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX

« on: December 02, 2015, 02:01:30 PM »

Richard slowly reads the last footnote. Hunched over the table, he balls his hands into fists. We have to take this guy down. His fingers unravel to flip through the contents of the dossier. The encounters written in citations 2, 4 and 5 pique his interest in particular. Richard skims over their respective reports to look for descriptions pointing out exactly where Tlacelel's aircraft was hit and if there were any signs of damage.

[2] - Since the only allied forces were ground-based, nobody was able to get a good look at where the damage was delivered.
[4] - Sustained moderate damage just about everywhere, but missiles seemed to have more success hitting the target from below compared to head/side/rear-on or from above. MMS-40 disabled by AAM hit to underside, and damage to aft end as a result of P³ hit caused malfunctions in rear-facing LAMS coverage.
[5] - Most, but not all damage was taken as a result of defensive gunfire from the airships. While lining up a strafing run on the AFS Vilde, direct flak hit to the plane's nose seemed to disable use of particle projection cannons; and as it flew over, a missile struck the engines as well, resulting in reduced speed and likely playing a part in the decision to abort.

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Drama / Re: I can't tell if MoltenKitten is serious or what.

« on: December 02, 2015, 01:22:46 AM »

How he's not ban on sight, like other problem users with similar amounts of topics, like Taboo, is beyond me.

i dunno about you guys but i'd totally pitch in 50 bucks to an "add tony to the bos list" fund
the amount of stuffposting he's doing in the fallout thread makes it almost impossible to follow the discussion, and no, installing a userblocker script is not a solution

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX

« on: December 01, 2015, 08:16:48 PM »

Richard hits the sack. Ultimately beaten, he falls down and lay sprawled across the mattress. He goes out like a light.

The dossier arrives shortly after you attempt to get some sleep, providing you with a rude awakening and a modest amount of information about Sky Marshal Tlacelel and his plane. You discover that he has only one name (not entirely uncommon among the Huitzitlaotani), and that his current age is undetermined. Something to consider is that a number of his predecessors have shared this exact name, so it's not even known if that is his real name or merely a title, or inherited name. One thing's for certain, it hasn't been the same man in command for over a hundred years. The current Tlacelel is well-liked by the men under his command and has considerable popular support from both the free and indentured civilian demographics. Some even falsely believe he has the support of/is an embodiment of one or more of their gods, clearly a bunch of hoo-haa since the Aesthian pantheon obviously is the only real one.

His current aircraft is of an unknown model, possibly built entirely from the ground up for his own personal use. It is likely powered by a fusion engine of some description; conventional engines simply would not be able to keep it airborne at the speeds recorded for the amounts of time observed.^[1][2] Weapons capabilities are somewhat better documented. The craft possesses four coaxial guns; two particle projection cannons and two heavy cannons, as well as one MMS-40 and an internal bay of unknown capacity.^[3][5][6] Airframe is heavily armored and extremely durable, able to take hits that would cripple or destroy other planes outright.^[4] Lastly, it possesses a worrying array of sophisticated technology, such as an ARTEMIS^[3][6] and possibly even two LAMS arrays, one to the front and one to the rear (or merely a single LAMS with very good coverage).^[3][4] Unusually, said LAMS will target nearby planes if there are no missiles for it to intercept instead.^[4] If this wasn't already bad enough, Tlacelel is almost never seen without an escort of four Sabres, his private guard of fiercely loyal, formerly indentured pilots.^[3][4][5][6] Said guardsmen are often relied upon to handle fighter threats, as all the armor and ordnance means his plane is far from maneuverable.

^[1] Date: 10/4/4914. Spotted at 0524 in Grid Zone 57LXF, approx. 37 kilometers southeast from MCLB K28. Estimated speed on approach, Mach 0.8. Participated in airstrikes against Mercanan armor column engaged by Type-2 Bipedal Combat Platforms. Contact with column lost within ten minutes.
^[2] Date: 10/4/4914. Spotted again at 0535 assaulting MCLB K28 unassisted. Seen discharging at least ten Anti-Ground Missiles over the course of the attack. Surface to Air batteries engaged but most incoming munitions shot down by LAMS. Eventually disengaged after sustaining moderate damage, retreat clocked at mach 2.2. Logistics base left operational, but crippled; almost 100,000 liters of fuel and 20 tons of assorted supplies lost.
^[3] Date: 4/31/4915. Engaged in interdiction against Kintharian supply aircraft. Two C-2 transport planes are lost, along with 5 of the 6 J-10s escorting them. Testimony from surviving pilot claims that the Radar-guided missiles fired on him were disposed of by a LAMS. Before another missile could be prepared, Tlacelel had fired an ARTEMIS-assisted MMS-40 barrage against the escorts, knocking out two. Sabre escort were ordered to engage remaining J-10s while Tlacelel himself took down the transports with a pair of high-power energy weapons. After completing objective, allowed the remaining J-10 to disengage freely.
^[4] Date: 6/6/4915. Engaged by NAUC's 181st Strategic Fighter Wing over Mercanan coastline. NAUC composition: 2 Mirage 4000, 8 MiG-29, 4 Su-30, 2 Su-47, 1 PAK-FA, 1 X-37 Corsair. Destroyed 9 planes with assistance from Sabre escort, one kill even scored by LAMS when a Mirage attempted to pursue and use guns. Took 3 confirmed hits from All-Aspect Missiles and 1 from P³ before retreating with remaining wingman. Missiles fired in pursuit were either intercepted by LAMS or, in one instance, blocked by the voluntary(?) sacrifice of said wingman.
^[5] Date: 8/28/4916. Attempted interception against NAUC Aerial battlegroup in Grid Zone 53LPF at 1445 hours. 2 out of 4 Sabres were destroyed, and Tlacelel himself driven off under heavy fire by CAP from the airborne carrier AFS Oslo. Over the course of the engagement, was spotted firing more than one MMS-40 salvo, and used both particle and high-caliber conventional cannonfire to disable cruiser AFS Vilde's engines, resulting in a crash-landing. 138 of 176 crew survived.
^[6] Date: 11/26/4916. Intercepted GTO attack on radar station. Destroyed entire flight of Mercanan Razorbacks with single MMS-40 barrage. Mjolnir flight pursued out of combat area. Remained on station around the radar site for an hour before returning to base.


(If you Would Like To Know More™ feel free to ask about specifics of the engagements cited, or about just anything in general.)

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX

« on: November 30, 2015, 09:52:57 PM »

I would be pretty irrigated if i did nothing but drink water all day

it took me several hours but i get it