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This: http://alexdaymusic.com/pokemon/lol dumbass
F*ck leaf green and black 'n white and diamond and pearl!
You'll always be red and blue to me!
it'd be funny if your pokerman of choice morphed its behaviour based on your fighting style.No I don't.
cus black and white.
get it
That would be an awesome weapon if Blockland wasn't already taken over by a stuff load of guns.That's just a model. It would only be awesome if it actually performed differently than the thousand generic pieces of stuff people like Gravity Cat insist on making over and over and over.
So, collect much?Your mother is so stupid, she didn't abort you when she had the chance.
Your mother is so fat, when she sat on a rowing machine, it sunk
Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.
Yo mama's so ugly, she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of it.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.
Yo mama's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings.
Yo mama's so ugly, her face is closed on weekends!
Yo mama's got so much dandruff, she needs to defrost it before she combs her hair.
Yo mama ain't got no legs talkin' bout how she used to kick it.
Yo mama's got an eagle's nest wig.
Yo mama's like Bazooka Joe, 5 cents a blow.
Yo mama's so stupid, she fell up the stairs.
Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, crows fly down and pick at them like it was corn.
Yo mama's like a 5 foot tall basketball hoop, it ain't that hard to score.
Yo mama's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo momma has a 'fro with warning lights.
Yo mama's so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a "Caution! Wide Turn" sign.
Yo momma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't wear Dazzey Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs.
Yo mama's so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border.
Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!
Yo momma so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo mama's so ugly, people at the circus pay money not to see her.
Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her to squeal like a pig, she said "Moo!"
Yo mama's so ugly, roaches go "Hi mom!"
Yo mama's so old, she knew Cap'n Crunch while he was still a private.
Yo mama's like a paper towel, she picks up all kinds of slimy wet stuff.
Yo mama's so ugly, the last time I saw something that looked like her, I pinned a tail on it.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Yo mama ain't got no legs and you bought her a bike.
Yo mama's so stupid, she couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave her two guesses.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
Yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama's so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop.
Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Yo mama's so fat, she wears an asteroid belt.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the circus she takes up all the rings.
Yo momma so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got her own zip code.
yo mama so skinny, she hang glides with a Dorito
Yo mama's so black, she makes asphalt look grey.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, she looks like a cheeseburger.
Yo mama's so stupid, she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama's got fake hair, fake eyes and fake nails talkin' bout she wants a real man.
Yo mama's like a Mr. Bucket, balls are always popping out of her mouth.
Yo mama's so ugly, when she went to Taco Bell everyone ran for the border.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't reach her back pocket.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took you to the drive-in to see "Closed for the season."
Yo momma so poor she drives a peanut.
Yo mama's so ugly, the kids call her Lassie and feed the bitch dog biscuits.
Yo mama's so ugly, even Bill Clinton wouldn't sleep with her.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama's lips are so big, she uses Mop & Glow for lipstick.
Yo momma so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.
Yo momma so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo mama's so dirty, even Swamp Thing told the bitch to shower.
Yo mama's like a Mr. Bucket, balls are always popping out of her mouth.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo momma so nasty I called her for phone love and she gave me an ear infection.
Yo mama's got no arms or legs and when she goes swimmin' they call her Bob.
Yo mama's so stupid, when she saw the "NC-17 (Under 17 Not Admitted)" sign, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo momma so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!
Yo mama's got 1 toe & 1 knee and they call her Tony.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, crows fly down and pick at them like it was corn.
Yo mama's so fat, they had to install speed bumps at the all-u-can-eat buffet.
Yo mama's so stupid, she wiped her ass before she took a stuff.
Yo mama's so fat, she wears a VCR for a beeper.
Yo mama's so ugly, that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her ass back in the water.
Yo mama's so fat, she get's her toenails painted at Earl Schieb's.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put on a coat to chew winterfresh gum.
Yo mama's so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk."
Yo mama's so fat, she uses a pillow case as a sock.
Yo mama's so old, she sat next the Jesus in third grade.
Yo mama's so big, she has to wake up in sections.
How can you die in a cold war?Ask mr. bloxxer
The new military Hummer was modified for different kinds of environments. It can withstand heat, water, fall, and more!Meanwhile, the US Humvee can withstand bullets and RPG's.
Who needs to grind when you have a huge-ass powerhouse that can take down any other pokemon lololPorygon-Z used Discharge!
No really. My level 53 kyogre killed a level 70 rayquaza in one shot :/
Russia was the first to put a person into space, The US was the first to bring one back.*cough*
I'm not actually paying anny attention to what I'm posting, just that I'm posting it.Yeah, never do that again.
