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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX
« on: May 14, 2015, 06:16:29 PM »
Jaakko finishes an AR-assisted test flight, and submits his reports of the aircrafts performance to the CO, at the vary least for publication to the rest of the squadron.
"9/10 its ok no cupholder though"

also jesus christ almighty i just got done updating mission 11 with <<previous|next>> links just to see what its like and that felt like the longest 16 minutes and 30 seconds of my life

3797
Off Topic / Re: There is actually a thing called Bacon soda
« on: May 14, 2015, 04:40:09 PM »
there's also bacon vodka (it's a filthy lie that crap was rancid and didn't taste like bacon at all)

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX
« on: May 14, 2015, 12:07:54 PM »
"AWACS, could I get as many AGMs as I can fit on this thing? Thanks!"
Not having memorized your plane's statistics, they just play it safe and give you six.

spotting the grouped up vehicles on the deck of the transport I decide to approach at a low angle to try and avoid the PD turrets while I fire off two AGMs into the deck space
You take out a SPAAG and an MBT. One of the other SPAAGs and the PD guns open fire but you're too far out to be hit very much.

I push the power lever balls-to-the-wall and give chase to the fleeing Draken, afterburners alight.
You close the distance and find yourself in missile range rather quickly.


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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX
« on: May 13, 2015, 11:30:40 PM »
"Good stuff, Lefty! Let's clean up the last of these starfishs!"
i assume you meant shot
otherwise you may be unintentionally implying that mjolnir has a colon cleansing service

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Games / Re: FALLOUT 4 TRAILER CONFIRMED
« on: May 13, 2015, 11:02:57 PM »
i just want flamers to be good
please, bethesda
if i light a dude on fire they should react accordingly, not keep trying to punch me in the face

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX
« on: May 13, 2015, 10:30:39 PM »
I double back towards the cruiser and fire off an AGM at the newly emerging AA truck and fire some shots at the clearly damaged one.
The shrapnel from the flak shells plink off the armor, but you manage to destroy the SPAAG before it even gets out the door, likely preventing any further reinforcements. Fortunately, the other flak tank was so badly damaged by Hawkeye that it wasn't able to track you.

Tippy fires more rocket pods at the engines with coupled AC5 fire
You do further damage to the engines. The heavy transport begins descending in an attempt to make attacks from below more difficult to pull off.

I keep firing my AC5 at the ace, but I also fire off an HSM for a final blow.
"C'mon...C'mon!!!!"
The AC5 hits hamper his maneuvering capability and the HSM finishes him off.

I let loose my last AAM at the nearest Draken, eyeballing the one breaking off.
It gets hit and blows up.


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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX
« on: May 13, 2015, 09:49:48 PM »
I go vertical, along with the ace, and fire my AC-5 at him.
You clip him several times with your gun.

Bell rolls into a sharp dive from the clouds and lights up the top of Draken-4's plane with her LCP.
You must have hit something important, because one of your shots sets off an explosion that causes their engine to flare out.

I attempt a lock and fire with one on my RGM's while letting out a few shots from my cannon and maintain a good distance to follow.
They drop flares and go evasive, apparently confusing the RGM for a heatseeker. Needless to say they are unable to outmaneuver your plane and are shot down.

I turn around and try to fire as many of the rockets as I can at the now-damaged AA trucks.
You knock out two of the three, but not before they dish out another serious beating with their quad guns.

I double back on my pursuers and unleash two AAMs at the Drakens high-off boresight, one apiece.
They are both hit. One of them panics and breaks off, the other panics and launches a pair of heatseekers the moment it gets a lock.


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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX
« on: May 13, 2015, 09:17:32 PM »
I turn back around and try to fire as many unguided rockets as I can at the AA trucks on the top.
As you go in on your run, the SPAAGs open up with their quad 20s. You evade the majority of the incoming fire but your rockets go all over the place.

Bell climbs into dense cloud cover to get into an ideal position to engage one of the Drakens.
This happens.

Tippy drops flares and pulls a tight turn back towards the cruisers. She fire's off an HSM to keep one of the targeted draken busy and she prepares for another strafe run.
The Draken pops a set of flares and goes evasive, probably because it thinks you're chasing it.

I jerk the stick right and reluctantly leave the turning circle, dropping flares in a high-G maneuver to trash the missiles.
The missiles lose their target, and so do the Drakens. One of them tries to follow your maneuver and ends up in a short stall, while the other simply tries turning around in the hopes that it'll catch you again eventually.

Sabre needs my help.
"I gotcha, man!"
I fire two heatseekers at the forgeter.
He drops flares and goes vertical.
: [Idiots! I told you to deal with this nuisance!]
: [We- We're dealing with the other nuisance you told us to handle.]
: [Forget him, then, kill this one!]

I pop a flare then do a roll to the left and dive and then bank right to turn around
You find Draken-3 right in your sights.


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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX
« on: May 13, 2015, 08:06:38 PM »
I turn back around and try to fire as many unguided rockets as I can into the hole Bell created on the top.
its not a hole its just a broken turret

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX
« on: May 13, 2015, 07:57:37 PM »
Bell deploys chaff and fires off another barrage of rockets to finish off the SAM and the remaining turret on top of the transport.
As you complete your run, you are lit up by one of the SPAAGs on the rear deck.

"forget!"
I drop chaff and turn hard to avoid getting hit.
You lose the missile.

I fire two HSM's at the Draken.
It tries evading, but fails and explodes spectacularly.

I deploy chaff and bank a heavy right turning into a loop back towards the transport to fire an AGM at the remaining PD turret.
Your chaff spoofs the missile and you get to see Kibble finish off the last PD turret before you fire your AGM.

Sabre does some evasive maneuvers, stalling the missile but not shaking it. His pursuers attempt to reacquire him.
Drakens 3 and 4 show up near the transports and open fire on Tippy and Walt with heatseekers.


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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX
« on: May 13, 2015, 06:37:22 PM »
"Alright, let's move in!"

Bell charges in at full throttle and slows down once she is within firing range, firing a few salvos of rockets to knock out the defenses on top of the lead transport. (SAMs first, PD second)
Your rocket barrage damages the SAM turret and cripples the gun-based PD.

"Copy!"
I lock on to the four turrets on the bottom of the air cruiser, and fire off my four AGMs, hoping to make a big hole so we can shoot munitions through it.
Two of your AGMs are stopped in their tracks by the LAMS mounted on the lower turrets, one of them smacks into an engine, and the third hits a turret.

I pop flares and double back, trying to lock onto one of the aircraft.
You lose the missiles, and lock on to Draken-5.

"Going in!" I fire off one AGM at the middle turret(?) of the cruiser while also giving off some shots from my cannon
The AGM is shot down by the remaining PD turret topside, but the flak hits the heavy SAM turret, for what it's worth.

Tippy guns it towards the cruiser nearest to her and unleashes her rocket pods on the engines
The magnetic fields surrounding the engines wreak havoc on the small, unguided munitions' flight paths, but several of them get lucky and hit what they were aiming for.

I line up a shot on the enemy lead through the gun funnel and depress the trigger.
He takes a considerable amount of damage before breaking free from the gunsight and launching a pair of AAMs back at you. Draken-1 steps up its aim game and lands a glancing hit with its gun, and Draken-2 acquires its lock, sending a heatseeker your way.

The heavy SAM turret wheels around to face the incoming planes and fires off a trio of missiles, one each for Shortsword, Walt, and Hawkeye.
: [Attention! The convoy is under attack!]
: [What?! Where did they come from? Three and Four, go protect the transports!]
: [Right away, sir!]

Drakens 3 and 4 abandon their pursuit of Lefty and begin flying back to the convoy.


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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX
« on: May 13, 2015, 04:25:41 PM »
I do some evasive maneuvers to see if I can get a few off of my tail.
Considering none of them are actually on your tail yet, this doesn't do anything. Two of the Drakens fire heatseekers at you.

I go straight after the enemy lead, aggressively turning into their plane of motion and opening up with an AAM.
: [What the- forget.]

The leader drops flares and turns hard, firing an AAM at you that goes wide.
: [Will you idiots make yourselves useful and get this sneaky prick off me?]
: [Yes sir.]

As their leader attempts to shake you off, Draken 1 and 2 attempt to fall in behind you. They have considerable difficulty keeping up with your plane; one of them fires a burst of gunfire that misses by a mile, and the other sits a bit farther back and attempts to obtain a lock.

The fighter escort is now a considerable distance from their objectives. As soon as Kibble gives the order, the attack on the transports can start, or she can wait a little longer for the diversion team to drag the escort farther away.


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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX
« on: May 13, 2015, 03:57:17 PM »
: [Incoming missile, Aesthian plane spotted at 8 o' clock. Transports, go to combat alert status, there may be more of them waiting.]
: [I see him. Moving to engage.]

The transports' escorts break off and head straight for Lefty (and by extension, Sabre, even though they haven't spotted him yet) while Shortsword, Tippy, Hawkeye, and Walt skirt around the enemy AWACS' detection radius to prepare for an attack on the dirigibles.


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Games / Re: Splatoon - May 29th release
« on: May 13, 2015, 03:45:14 PM »
what do you guys think about this?
I have several thoughts on how that post is stupid.
1. Impossible to enforce.
2. Waste of time and effort (see 3).
3. Anyone loveualizing inklings isn't going to have a change of heart because some tumblrspawn tells them to.

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Forum Games / Re: ABS FIESTA REDUX
« on: May 13, 2015, 03:29:04 PM »
dumbly
i'll say
specify missile
specify target
acknowledge the concept of distance and speed and realize that you can't fire at someone from several kilometers away and then pass them immediately

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