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Off Topic / For you Americans out there

« on: July 03, 2012, 12:05:03 AM »

Since independence day is soon, what fireworks are you shooting off/ blowing up? I personally have 1 mortar(I only had one because they are illegal) 1 bob like thing I got in new Mexico, 20 Chinese firecrackers, a box load of Dixie firecrackers, jumping jacks, bees, and glow worms at night. I do plan on buying more considering they are legal in my city now due to a temporary trial run law that was made last year. So tell me, what are you blowing up?

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Off Topic / Who else here listens to Rammstein?

« on: July 02, 2012, 02:49:53 PM »

I just want to know who else listens to them. I started listening to them back in 07, but my dad didn't like that they spoke in German, so I stopped listening to them. However now I'm going into my senior year and I'm friends with a huge Rammstein fan, so I got back into them and now they are one of my favorite bands. So I'm just wondering, who else listens to Rammstein

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Off Topic / Emo/scene girls- Discussion

« on: June 30, 2012, 05:54:52 AM »

So who else here has a special interest for emo/scene girls? In this thread you can discuss the topic at hand, be it a positive outlook or a negative one, post pictures and what not. I personally like them because Of their usually low self esteem and angst attitudes. Plus some SOME have stylish hair. Plus all the different colors and different thing they do win their nails, huge turn on for me.

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Off Topic / My cousin is trying to grab my richard

« on: June 20, 2012, 04:05:27 AM »

I'm dead serious. Yesterday was my 18th birthday, so my closet gay cousin (He has a girlfriend, but when he's not with her he's face down in a friend's crotch) decided its time to try and grab my richard. Now unlike him, I'm not gay. So I have to deal with this every time we hang out until I "give in", which will never happen. The only person who will ever touch my richard will be my doctor and my wife. So Blockland, how to forget should I deal with this?

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Games / Waiting to die

« on: March 16, 2012, 10:01:56 PM »

In the middle of the forest, the rain has just stopped. I am sitting here prone waiting for The End. I can't hear him, or find him. If he finds me first, he's screwed. If I find him first I'm screwed. So now I wait for his stamina to drain to nothingness. I am, Naked Snake.

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Off Topic / Well today was a horrible day

« on: March 06, 2012, 03:00:32 AM »

Today started off very rushed; get to school and finish a project for english. Every class however was very chill today, no one really taught because it was all review or we had a sub. Football pracice came around and I got a stomach ache, which caused a lot of pain while lifting and while on the field. Lone behold its the day that no one can pick me up and I forgot my keys, so I walk home. At the halfway point I say in  my head "Okay, halfway there we can make it". About 2 seconds after I said that I got the urge to take a dump, and it wasn't wating for me. So I went to the only close store and asked to use the bathroom, the lady said that its for employees only, so I left. As you can imagine I was in desperation, I had already slightly stuff my pants already, so I was in a hurry. Once I reached my front door, I dropped everything, went to the side of my house (Thank God for my forest of a front yard) and immediently you heard the shoshing of my stuff as it hit the ground. I looked to realize I had the runs. So my ass is covered in stuff, my underwear are full of stuff, my shorts and shirt are ruined aswell. I then decide I should go into my backyard for some privacy, so I climb my fence. Luckily I had left the trashcans out, so it was fairly easy, I got ontop and just as I had gotten to the position where I would push off the can to get my only leg thats not over the fence over, the trashcan falls, as do I, straight down into the top of my fence. It missed my testes by about an inch, but it bled a little and left a huge mark. Once I got down, I almost sprained my ankle because of how I landed. I went into my shed, buried my underwear and tried to hose off my ass with some water. My dad finally came home and I sneakily went upstairs and took a shower and threw my clothes away. and no one ever found out. And yea, this really did happen today, none of ths is exageratted.

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Games / Got the Orange Box, need help

« on: January 03, 2012, 01:31:48 AM »

I bought the ORange Box at a comic book stoe awhile ago and I can't get past the stryders, I just need to know where the box of rockets is so I don't have to run all over the loving map to get ammo. Any help?

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Off Topic / Who called me?

« on: July 29, 2011, 01:02:05 AM »

Someone just called my phone using a restricted number. It wasn't any of my friends so it would only be one of your sons of bitches. So who was it?

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Games / Dead Space 2 is carrots.

« on: July 26, 2011, 02:05:14 AM »

Really late on this one, but I got Dead Space 2 a couple of days ago. This game is carrots. loving babies are creatures called Crawlers, they crawl at you and blow up. Stalkers are little bitches that charge at you and rape you, then you have the regenerating monsters that regenerate body parts after you shoot them off. loving carrots, all of it.

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Off Topic / A question for you all. Poll added

« on: July 20, 2011, 02:11:54 AM »

I have a question that needs answering!

Is it wierd for a Junior in Highschool to be dating a Freshmen in Highschool?

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Off Topic / Post your thoughts of the above user's personal text

« on: July 05, 2011, 12:16:23 AM »

I know This thread has been made, but I can't find it, so I made a new one.

Basically go to the above user's profile and post your comment of their personal text (the text under their avatar)

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Off Topic / Planning on buying these

« on: July 01, 2011, 12:09:15 AM »

Some time later this year I plan on buying the following items. Feel free to add on to the list or comment


http://www.metallica.com/products/nightmare-switch-plate.asp
http://megadeth.officialmerchshop.com/product/detail/TOMDT020.aspx
http://megadeth.officialmerchshop.com/product/detail/TOMGD001.aspx
http://megadeth.officialmerchshop.com/product/detail/TOMDT013.aspx
http://www.metallica.com/products/mens-death-magnetic-tank.asp
http://www.rockabilia.com/product.php?productid=43183&cat=1164&page=1
http://www.rockabilia.com/product.php?productid=83755&cat=1164&page=1
http://www.rockabilia.com/product.php?productid=76743&cat=1164&page=1

So this is all that I am planning to buy. But aain, add to the list if you feel that I would like said item.

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Off Topic / Remember that thread awhile ago about that girl?

« on: June 29, 2011, 04:04:56 PM »

About a month or so I posted a topic about how I asked out a girl and bla bla bla. Saturday was Freshmen Frenzy for the college group at my church. I went because my parents wanted me to go do something. I saw one of my really good friends talking to her for a while. So the next night I asked him about it. I texted him telling him to tell no one about what was about to be discussed. Then he asked who I was, when I told him he said " Oh you mean the one who likes __". This shocked me. I didn't think she told people. Then after some discussion, she apparently is in love with him (which is very obvious now). So now I have to try and get over her for the sake of brotherhood. Not the easiest thing to do. However here is the twist, he likes her too, but he is not going to get into the relationship because he is going to join the Marines. So all I'm asking is for help to remove myself from this situation. inb4whyareyouaskinganonlinele goforum

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Off Topic / forget I hate my family.

« on: June 27, 2011, 12:55:34 AM »

So during my daily reflection (Time before I sleep) I think about the day and what happened. Then mixed emotions follow. So my mom wants me to talk to her. And for those of you who don't know, I hate my parents. So I usually am very quiet around my parents. So she asks me if I was mad and I said no, but I said hat I was thinking. So then she asked me about what. I said personal things. So she asks like what? So I say "Personal things" Then she is just stunned because she can't hear my personal thoughts. So as she tries again, I shut her down. After we talked she asked me if I had any questions about anything, obviously trying to get into my personal thoughts. But I just say no. I mean is it that hard to understand I don't want you in my loving personal life.

With my dad, he always asks me if there are any girls I like. Which of course there is, but I always respond with no. Why? Because if I say yes he will taunt the living sit out of me until I tell him, then he will make these bad ass jokes about it. God he's so loving annoying. He's like a loving 8 year old. Every sunday I leave the house early with him to do work. Ever single time, I'm quiet. He'll do whatever he can to make me smile/show emotion. Jesus Christ do you know ,how annoying this is? imagine every 3 seconds someone poking you. It gets old really loving fast. God damnit I cannot wait until I'm 18.

Whenever I listen to a song about loving your family I try to imagine my family being happy and loving everyone in it. But the image lasts for about a second before I remember how much I hate my parents.

My sister. Don't get me wrong, I love my sister, she's the only one in my intermediate family I love. But its hard to love someone when they defend the people you hate.

My cousin Nicole. If any of you remember that picture of me and my cousin and I was doing a derp face, its her. So a little history, her father is a hobo as is her mother. She currently lives on her own in San Clemente. And because of her forgeted up family she has stuff attributes. Its way to hard to sum all of it up, but basically she will pester you until she gets what she wants.

Jesus loving Christ. My mom earliar said that I can tell her or my dad anything and that I wouldn't be judged or criticized. Bull loving stuff. If for example I told my dad that I was gay (I'm not gay) e would either disown me, or not talk to me. He would mock me behind my back and be ashamed to call himself my dad. If I tell my mom anything, she will tell it to my dad, so she is useless. Its too awkward to tell it to my sister or my cousin. Sit I try to tell my youth pastor and he texts it to my dad. I really need to tell him next time that I don't want my dad to know about our discussions.

My youth pastor is really the only person I would trust telling this stuff and know that he won't tel anyone. But stuff, this whole thread is loving with my emotions. Just thinking about my hatred and telling my pastor makes me feel very emotional. But forget man. Once I turn 18 I'm taking all my money in my bank account and living out in the middle of the loving desert.

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Off Topic / Motocross outfit

« on: June 26, 2011, 01:36:26 AM »

Today for the College group at my church we went to a house of the parents of the highschool youth pastor. The first thing we did was play "Bigger or better" In this game each team gets a penny and goes door to door trying to get something bigger or better. We walk over to our first house and there we meet a lady with her Great Dane. She talks for a while about how her son was in Motocross. He was sponsored by Fox and participated in an event where you surf and motocross. The outfit has been worn once and is apparently valuable. We traded her a penny for it. I took home the top part and a friend of mine took home the pants. I loving love this thing.

Discuss either the game or Motocross.