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Off Topic / What to draw
« on: June 25, 2011, 01:55:41 AM »
I really want to draw something right now, but I don't know what. Anyone care to make a suggestion?

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Off Topic / Rant
« on: June 22, 2011, 08:13:35 PM »
This is a rant on the kids at school who are abnormally skinny, very white, and decide to never wear deodorant. You know, we all do, most of them have either ADD, ADHD, or are basement dwellers with high metabolism. They are the awkward outcasts of all schools. The only part I hate the most about them is that they never wear deodorant. Quite frankly, they have nothing going for them except for the fact that they are usually really smart. But you could at least do us all a loving favor and put some damn deodorant on. its not that hard, its not expensive. so why do you refuse to do it? Th only possible explanation I can think of is that way back in the 1100's people didn't wear deodorant and their BO was considered attractive. So therefor, they believe that because it was back then, it is now. Well you're loving wrong. People have standards now. So invest in a god damn roll on /rant

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Off Topic / Crazy ass stuff going down in my house.
« on: June 21, 2011, 04:17:00 AM »
So if you all can remember a while back I posted threads of how I heard noises in my house that shouldn't happen without someone being there (Floor creaking, dishes moving ect). if you don't remember, here's the story. I wake up one morning and I look around to see if anyone is home. Noises from downstairs. So I go into the bathroom and go take a piss. While taking this piss I hear the floor just outside of the bathroom creak. So I think to myself "Oh, I guess my sister is home". So after my piss I check her room to say hi. Nothing. I go into my room and look outside. No cars. So then as I was posting the thread, I heard the dishes downstairs clattering, as though being moved. But no one except me was home. So I kind of freaked out. NOW I went downstairs today in order to look for screws for a lock. Walking downstairs itself was a bit different. Just seemed weird. as I walk down the hallway to the garage I feel a sudden urge to turn on the lights. So I flip them on and feel somewhat safer. I go into the garage and still have an unsettling feeling. after I grab what I needed I turn out the light and went upstairs. stuffs scary as hell.

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Off Topic / 17 today
« on: June 18, 2011, 04:30:18 AM »
Turned 17 today. So if anyone wants to gift me G-mod that would be dope. My steam is JokerCard

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Off Topic / forget my PS2
« on: June 17, 2011, 06:04:45 PM »
While I was walking home I decied turn on my radio VIA ipod. Bark at the moon was playing and it made me want to really play GTA. So I turn it on and (the aud.vis. cord is all borked, has been for years) the cord decides to not show me visual. :C so now I really want to play a game, but I can't see it on the screen :C

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Off Topic / Finals
« on: June 15, 2011, 08:24:45 AM »
I have finals from today until friday. I'm honestly not stressed about it, however my richard of a spanish teacher gives us this huge ass packet that is due today. I came home from work last night tired as hell. So I went to sleep and woke up 2 hours earlier than normal. Now I'm sitting in the room listening to music while doing this hue jass packet. On top of it all, I also have a World History study guide to do. But besides today the only other final I need to study for is the math final, but I'm decent at geometery. all the other finals are easy peasy lemon squesy.

Discuss finals sress and for how you can't wait until Summer
Funfact: My birthday is the day after school ends.

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Off Topic / What are your goals for Summer?
« on: June 14, 2011, 12:43:49 AM »
My goals are to lose weight and gain muscle.
I plan on doing this by folowing a strict work out plan along with several other activities to help me out.

I also plan on growing my hair out. solely for the reason that I can headbang like a god.

Get a license. I'm not 100% sure if I can get it in summer, bu I'm pretty sure its towards the end of summer

Go to the beach at least once a week.

Buy a god damn bike.


Discuss your plans for summer.

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Off Topic / loving sunburn
« on: June 10, 2011, 10:47:32 AM »
I have no idea how I got these sunburns, but they are all over my loving body. All over my arms , legs, thighs, feet. Ridiculous. I cannot touch anything or rub anything otherwise it burns like a bitch.

Discuss sunburns like this.

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Off Topic / Big 4
« on: June 10, 2011, 02:08:53 AM »
I know I'm late, but the Big 4 is a concert with the 4 gods of Metal.
Metallica, Megadeth, Anthrax and Slayer. All at one concert. I just got the DVD today at Target and Jesus h. Christ it is awesome. Discuss Big 4 and or the featured metal bands.

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So its been like what, 9 years that I've been trying to do this, but I finally did it. I went into my phone into previous text messages and went to Facebook messages. I then wrote to her explaining how I have had a crush on her for a while now. And some other stuff I'm not going to re-write. Even if she declines, it just feels good to at least get it off my chest.

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Off Topic / Soap in my eye
« on: May 19, 2011, 01:30:43 AM »
So this morning while tking a shower I opened my shampoo bottle and it shot into my eye. So all day every now and the my left eye will get all blurry. Its really loving annoying. Discuss times similar to this

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Off Topic / Pulling all-nighter
« on: May 06, 2011, 02:27:01 AM »
So I have a huge ass packet due in Egish tomorrow worht a stuff ton of points. If I don't do this, I will fail the class. So I'm currently on chapter 3 of the book for the packet and am using my Ipod to stay awake. Holy stuff I'm bored. It's only like 10:30, so I might go get a monster from te store and get some food, but either way, I need methods to keep me awake untill 3 or so AM.

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Off Topic / Holy stuff scary dream
« on: May 05, 2011, 10:12:29 AM »
This is probably the worst I've ever had before.

So its a little before dawn, I'd say like 3 or 4 AM. My family goes downstairs and looks in our shed outside. Bare empty. There are like 2 things left. So I go into the garage to get a flashlight to help see better, but none of them are working. So we go to the front yard and on one of our cars is a sign that said something along the lines of " Beware the misfits". WE then got into my sister's boyfriend's car and were given directions on where to drive. Then I suddenly appear back at my house and my parents open the door. I go into my room aqnd a friend of mine names Maus IRL was on the roud dead with a revolver in his hand. So I took the rvolver and went into my sisters room. There lies another person who was also dead with a sawn-off in his hand. However my sisters room was bare empty. I go into my room and most of all my stuff is there. And then nothing special happens and I wake up.

My interpretation: We will be robbed at a high level, leading to grand theft. As we try to find answers (forgot to mention we drive b a road sign for a brothel) we will come to temptation. 2 people that we know/love will commit Self Delete in one lesser and one more extreme ways.

So discuss your dreams. inb4/b/locklandforums

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Off Topic / ASDF
« on: April 21, 2011, 02:22:05 PM »
I'm standing in my bathroom taking my normal daily piss, when I hear outside of the door the floor creaking. Now our house tends to have very creaky floorboards, so I assumed my sister was home. So I leave the  bathroom and check my sister and my parents bedrooms. No one. I go to my window and look outside for cars. Nothing. So I come nto my room to post this and I grabbed a PVC pipe I have incase I'm not alone. After grabbing it I kept hearing somethning as if my iPod headphones were falling off of my dresser, but I knew that only the headphones were on there. So I looked and it was on the ground. THEN I heard something that sounded like music playing very loud out of my iPod. I make sure its not on, and it wasn't. Then Finally I heard another noise downstairs. This noise sounded like someone was walking on the tile downstairs. I'm a bit worried that I'm not alone right now.

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Off Topic / Does anyone else listen to Kill Paradise?
« on: April 21, 2011, 02:05:49 PM »
Does anyone listen to Kill Paradise? It is an electronic band and its pretty good music. When I listen to them, I feel very happy and light. Most of their songs are about Love, but they really are good songs.

Discuss

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