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Off Topic / No one cares about Eric Persi
« on: April 21, 2011, 03:51:36 AM »
No one cares about Eric Persi. Eric Persi has no friends who care for him, no relatives who care for him and no one to love him. If Eric Persi died today, no one would care. No ones lives would slow down or stop. No one cares about Eric Persi. He sits quietly in a room full of people. People he's known from ranges or 2 weeks to 10 years. But not a single person says Hi to Eric Persi when they walk in. No one acknowledges him when he is in a room, no one cares for him when he is sitting down. No one loves him, no one cares for him.

To sum it all up: Eric Persi is very very lonely.

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Off Topic / Blockland News got banned.
« on: April 19, 2011, 02:42:05 PM »
http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=151768.0

Just read through the whole topic and tell me your opinion. And I know he's readin this, so while he is, We told you so.

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Off Topic / SO. MUCH. loving. WIN
« on: April 16, 2011, 07:29:46 PM »
My dad works as a pastor at my church. He has been given a bunch of old gaming system in the past and is now getting rid of them to get an xbox360 with Kinect.  So me being his son, I asked if I could have them. He said yes. So here is what I will be getting: SNES, Nintendo 64 and Ps1. All of them come with games. I jizzed in my pants when I heard this. However now I ask of a favor: where can I get cords to the SEGA Genesis? I happen to have one given to us a very long time ago back when my dad was college pastor and I played it religiously. I recently found it and am looking for places to buy the cords. Any suggestions?

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So today after school my dad picks me up and we drive to Home Depot to get some stuff. So we get there and I'm getting stuff we need. I find my dad and we go inside the store (we were in the garden center) to get a hose nozzle. After about 1 minute i the store my dad starts getting pissed off because he can't find the hoses EVEN THOUGH we literally just walked past the garden isle and he looked AT THE GOD DAMN SIGN. So we eventually found some and we paid and left. Scariest drive home ever. If you ever get the chance to get in a car with my dad, NEVER DO. We go driving and he gets angry because there is some construction going on. So we go to turn and about 2 cars in front of us go into the turn lane. He flips a bitch and goes loving full speed across the intersection. We almost got into an accident with another car that was turning. Then he continues to speed down the road that is having construction done to it almost hitting a fenced off area and almost run over someone. Then he turns around and hauls ass home. Also, the entire time he's calling people loving dumbasses and just getting pissed off. So we come home and I walk into the house. I put my backpack down and an ornament falls off our Easter tree (Yes, they exist). It hits the tile and shatters. M mom comes running in from outside and flips a bitch. No by this time I already  had enough of my dad getting pissed off, so my mom getting pissed off just made me want to loving stab her god damn eyes out with a loving pen <3. So here I am writing this that about 1/3 of 1/2 of the forum will care enough about to read.

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Off Topic / My dad is a moron
« on: April 09, 2011, 04:35:54 PM »
December 1st, 2010.
My dad breaks his left leg. Tibia fractured at the ankle and is fibula is broken in half. So he gets surgery and a screw is put in to help it heal correctly. Just recently he got the screw out. The doctor told him that when he first gets to walking, he should put about 10% of pressure on his left leg only. He ignores the doctors advice and walks around on both legs. He now can barely walk with both legs and has resorted back to crutches. His leg is also swelling and his incision bleeds from time to time. And you know what? I totally saw it coming. However if I told him that he would have ignored it because his head is shoved too far up his ass to take others advice about his health. So basically this thread is a discussion of stupidity with health and to rage at my dad for being dumb.

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Off Topic / GOD DAMNIT
« on: April 08, 2011, 01:27:53 AM »
I left 6th period today and forgot my folder which had all of my homework in it. so now I'm stuck at home without homework. This is both good and bad. Good because I get to screw around for hours, bad because its the beginning of the quarter.

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Off Topic / Hot Girls
« on: April 02, 2011, 01:40:00 AM »
forget you _Rave_. This stuff isn't dying you stupid whore.

I have noticed we are in an extreme lack of pictures of hot girls.

We must fix this.

(Please though, no nudity.)

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Off Topic / This will change your life forever
« on: April 01, 2011, 08:16:42 PM »
APRIL FOLS1111

Shut the forget up. Just because its the "holiday" Doesn't mean you have to stuffpost about it.

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Off Topic / Hotter than tits outside
« on: April 01, 2011, 07:18:21 PM »
ITS loving HOT. Its like 90 where I am right now.

Also as a side note, At school I was wearing a necklace with a bullet on it. It accidentally fell off and my bitch of a spanish teacher found it. Then she wrote me a referal like 3 months after the accident. So today I was paranoid that Super-v would come to my class and pick me up or something.

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Off Topic / Ask SeƱor Joker
« on: March 22, 2011, 02:16:02 AM »
Thats right. I'm joining it. So ask me for advice about anything family/relationship related. I will answer to my full ability. But please, nothing stupid.

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Off Topic / Got new speakers for my computer :D
« on: February 26, 2011, 06:07:24 PM »
So I went to Biglots with my mom and found these cheap as speakers for $10. They may be cheap, but they work and now I can surround myself in muasic as I browse the forums or stuff. I'm loving glad.
Discuss your speakers/headphones

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Off Topic / Snooki In Wonderland
« on: February 26, 2011, 04:10:34 AM »
http://snookiinwonderland.com/

Its basically Alice in wonderland, but all the characters have been replaced with Jersey Shore cast.
Its also a cheap book to buy


wat

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Off Topic / Laser tag tomorrow
« on: February 26, 2011, 03:04:25 AM »
So me a group of friends are going laser tagging. any advice on what to wear.bring? I'm planning on going full black with a laser point to either fake people out or to get points if my gun decides to be a little stuff.

Discuss

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Off Topic / What are you on the Political Spectrum?
« on: February 24, 2011, 10:24:56 AM »
I'm not trying to start a religion/politics/flame war, I just want to know that are your political beliefs. You don't have to tell why.

(Sideways to prevent pagestrech.)
Going from left to right

Radicals   
Push for Drastic change towards Anarchy

Liberals
Push for change, not as intense as a radical

Moderates
Neutral

Conservatives
Want things to stop changing and to go back

Reactionaries
Want things to go back to the way they used to be (Women not working, ect...)

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Off Topic / Looking for foreign music
« on: February 22, 2011, 02:22:18 AM »
I am looking for foreign metal. I currently am looking for Russian metal. So far the only band I know of is Black Obelisk. I really like them, so I'm hoping I cam some other Russian or German metal. I'd prefer a link directly to their site, not a youtube link.

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