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Off Topic / Re: A girl in my class took nudes
« on: April 02, 2011, 01:17:35 AM »
i trained my snake to never bonify itself in public
This is the one time to me it would be acceptable.

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: April 02, 2011, 01:14:40 AM »
Sirrus is a fatty in that picture. If you didn't have a beard at 14 or however old you are, I'd add you to the list.

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Off Topic / Re: A girl in my class took nudes
« on: April 02, 2011, 01:11:48 AM »
3rd period is my favorite period of the day. Jackie. double D's. She's also pretty hot. I'd rape her. loving Wednsday was girls dress as nerds and guys dress fancy (long story). Comes to school wearing a short skirt, pigtails, Suspenders, and a low cut shirt. loving came my pants.

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: April 02, 2011, 01:10:54 AM »
I'm an average teen.
You too. However we lack more average teens.

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: April 02, 2011, 01:09:36 AM »
That's good right?
Yes. You aren't a Bara or a TOX who looks like they just got home from 1st grade. but you don't look like Rug who just got back from meeting some fisher. You are an average teen. Something we lack.

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Off Topic / Re: A girl in my class took nudes
« on: April 02, 2011, 01:08:26 AM »
man, almost all the girls at my school are flatchested...
ha. In Highschool no one is flatchested except for the small asians.

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: April 02, 2011, 01:05:21 AM »


Hi gu- OH GOD
Hey look everyone! an average looking person who's not 11 or 30

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Off Topic / Re: Official Come-out-of-the-Closet Thread
« on: April 02, 2011, 12:57:50 AM »
the only thing i do bad is when im busy gaming and need to sneak out of a room i have an old jar i can piss in because all the doors in my house sound like a boulder rolling down a hill when you open/close them.
lol'd hard

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Off Topic / Re: Mr. Bill's birthday :D needs moar goodies
« on: April 02, 2011, 12:52:28 AM »
BILL BILL BILL BILL
BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY

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Off Topic / Re: Official Come-out-of-the-Closet Thread
« on: April 02, 2011, 12:46:49 AM »
she also shat in a duffle bag
a GEICO BRAND porous bag
and just recently she pissed in a bottle and hid it in her drawer.


Does she like to hoard her stuff and piss?

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Off Topic / Re: Official Come-out-of-the-Closet Thread
« on: April 02, 2011, 12:41:15 AM »
What the forget? Why was I never informed that girls like to stuff on the floor so much?
Become a janitor and learn.

Went into the bathroom once amd someone stuff ontop of the toilet.

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Off Topic / Re: CHUCK NORRIS IS DEAD!!!!!
« on: April 02, 2011, 12:32:59 AM »
Can't tell if OP is a troll or just really stupid

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Off Topic / Re: Braces D:
« on: April 02, 2011, 12:23:58 AM »
Ha. I'm the only one out of all my friends whose teeth naturally aligned themselves. :D

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Off Topic / Re: Official Come-out-of-the-Closet Thread
« on: April 02, 2011, 12:20:31 AM »
I used to be a busser at a very fancy restaurant and still it was horrible cleaning the bathrooms, I think someone shat on the floor in the girls restroom like 5 times during my 1 year working there, and the stuff was always like a pile of mud it was never an actual turd, it scarred me for life. The worst I ever saw in the guys room was piss on the floor near the urinal, they actually always flushed and never pissed on the seat of the sit down toilet.
I KNOW RIGHT. Girls tend to stuff on the floors while guys tend to accidentally miss the urinal.

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Off Topic / Re: Learning French yo [language learning thread]
« on: April 02, 2011, 12:19:17 AM »
I would very much rather learn a language from a person than a computer program.
Rosetta stone is legit stuff.  Only thing I would trust to learn from.

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