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Messages - Joker Card

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Off Topic / Re: The first thing to your right is now in your ass.
« on: March 30, 2011, 08:53:33 PM »
My window. Hold on, I need to warm up first.

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Off Topic / Re: Hot Girls
« on: March 29, 2011, 12:36:59 AM »

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Off Topic / Re: My freaking awesome Lucid Dream...
« on: March 28, 2011, 08:52:24 PM »
Apparently I am psychic.

I dreamed that I was doing something and a few weeks later, I did the exact same thing in the exact way it happened in my dream.

That's been going on for the last few years now. :o
Subconcious mind driving the body. Your subconcious comes in contact with you through your reams. It the thought you didn't think of. Usually then your subconcious makes you do this action since you wanted to do this action even if you didn't know it or admit it.

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Off Topic / Re: My freaking awesome Lucid Dream...
« on: March 28, 2011, 08:46:00 PM »
Thats not really that awesome.

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Off Topic / Re: stuff that gets you mad
« on: March 28, 2011, 08:43:28 PM »
>in class
>teacher calls you up to do a problem on the board
>get awkward boner

Even worse, Graduation day.

<Go to Spanish class
<Half assed the homework
<Teacher calls on you to answer
<Say that you did it wrong
<Homework now worth 10 points
<Teacher doesn't talk for rest of period
<Everyone hates you

Happened to me Friday.

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Off Topic / Re: Where and what are you posting from?
« on: March 28, 2011, 08:38:35 PM »
No! I won't let you toss me aside like all the others you've treated like playthings, whose hearts were shattered because of your own boredom. I'm coming to Arizona, and I will find you and profess my love for you on your doorstep. ???
Miga gonna get raped.

2707
loving magnets.

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Off Topic / Re: DESERT DESERT
« on: March 28, 2011, 08:36:45 PM »
Deep in one of the pyramids lies this delicious piece of cake.
We need to go deeper!

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Off Topic / Re: OH NO, NOT THE ORANGE JUICE!
« on: March 28, 2011, 08:35:29 PM »
Oh no. Who will deliver the orange juice to the little gay bastards now?
HUR HUR HUR YUR SO FUNI11!!
Get out.

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Off Topic / Re: OH NO, NOT THE ORANGE JUICE!
« on: March 28, 2011, 08:33:09 PM »
"injuring two and spilling a large load"
Sounds like they had a rough time when he plowed into them.

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Off Topic / Re: Post your thoughts of the above user's signature.
« on: March 28, 2011, 08:32:17 PM »
FUN FUN FUN

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Off Topic / Re: Where and what are you posting from?
« on: March 28, 2011, 08:30:16 PM »
My room on my computer using my fully erect 9in snake to type at the speed of snake.

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Off Topic / Re: I showed my mom the stereotype song.
« on: March 28, 2011, 11:52:50 AM »
SHE WAS TROLLING US!
DID YOU SEE HER WINK AT THE CAMERA?

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: March 28, 2011, 11:52:02 AM »
That cat has a seductive stare.

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Off Topic / Re: BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE BLOCKLAND I'M POSTING HERE
« on: March 28, 2011, 11:50:35 AM »
I KNOW THE GOD ***ING PRICE MY PARENT IS SO LAZY SHE WON'T BUY IT.

Although consider my father buying it for me...
God loving? Sounds weird.

Holy Dinosaur richard I'm almost 10 years older than this kid.

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