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Off Topic / Re: Post what you got for Christmas!
« on: December 26, 2012, 03:14:26 PM »
Presents /thread

I got I picture of Germany with all the cities on it, a clock in German, a calendar that has German sayings and culture on it everyday of the year, a Lego Water bottle ( reminds me of Lord of the Flys), candy, $50, an iPhone 4S, and some axe. Oh, and a lewinsky from my girlfriend

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Off Topic / Re: A terrible Christmas gift
« on: December 26, 2012, 03:09:53 PM »
I like how "the official sequel" had to be put in he title so people didn't think it was a knockoff

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Off Topic / Re: Some call me...
« on: November 02, 2012, 12:19:09 AM »
Some call me... Apathetic Clock

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Off Topic / Re: no school thank you based hurricane sandy
« on: October 29, 2012, 07:23:03 PM »
West coast cigarette here. nuff said

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Off Topic / Re: Joker Card has a Girlfriend
« on: October 27, 2012, 10:09:34 PM »
uh
is this like the first time you've ever touched a girl or what
Yea basically.

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Off Topic / Re: Joker Card has a Girlfriend
« on: October 27, 2012, 10:06:48 PM »
Bump. So basically this whole week has been loving fantastic. Texting almost non-stop daily, and a stuff-ton of cuddling. Basically I can display it in a loving graph of sorts. Monday: Cuddling Tuesday: Holding hands Wedesday: Making out(seriously) Thursday: went to a school event at night and made out behind an industrial freight box. Fri: cuddled at our schools biggest football game (didn't kiss because I respect her family enough to not kiss in front of them especially after 1 week of dating)

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Off Topic / Re: Joker Card has a Girlfriend
« on: October 23, 2012, 06:35:32 PM »
What was the poem about?
Bascially we both decided that we are the only two who know each other enough to understand each other. So the poem was about how we are peices from the same puzzle thrown into the wrong box together ect. she loved it.

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Off Topic / Re: I loving love my AR-15
« on: October 22, 2012, 01:38:52 AM »
Most kids only know of the Ak47 and think every Russian/Soviet firearm is called that. Speaking of the Mosin Nagant, I think I saw one at Big 5. I would take an M1 Garand over a Mosin Nagant, but that's just me.
The M1 is superior to the Mosin, but yes, you did see one at Big 5, that's where I saw mine. The big 5 in 5 points plaza. i saw one with a scope, loving 650 doll hairs. forget that.

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Off Topic / Re: I loving love my AR-15
« on: October 22, 2012, 01:35:00 AM »
Russian guns are overrated.
Mosin Nagant: Surplus rifle sold for 50 dollars in some sates, sold for 260 in California.

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Off Topic / Re: Joker Card has a Girlfriend
« on: October 22, 2012, 01:33:42 AM »
Damn.
I know. In middle school I was a huge nerd. Time went on, I became more sociable ect. ect. and last year I tried for 4 different girls, but none of them worked out. I fell into a depression because the first girl to give me her number flat out ignored me and broke my heart. But then I mey Lily and now we are together after knowing eachother for like 2 months.

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Off Topic / Re: Joker Card has a Girlfriend
« on: October 22, 2012, 01:25:07 AM »

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Off Topic / Re: Joker Card has a Girlfriend
« on: October 22, 2012, 01:23:56 AM »
You don't need to know how. It just happens. It's amazing. You don't need to worry about it being a good kiss or not because you just naturally make it work.

The only thing to recommend... don't rush. Just take your time.
Never planned on rushing it. When we feel the time is right, it will happen. Plus I can't go to far, she is under 18, so the relationship is limited.

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Off Topic / Re: I loving love my AR-15
« on: October 22, 2012, 01:22:20 AM »
I know how it feels bro.
You can have any projectile you want. You just can't have anything automatic or something that looks militarish or has a large capicity magazine.
Nothing automatic, only semiautomatic. If you brought it in and it is automatic you have to have some sort of trgger guard contraption put on it so you have to unlock it in order to fire another round. And nothing over 10rd magazine capacity.

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Off Topic / Re: Joker Card has a Girlfriend
« on: October 22, 2012, 01:18:26 AM »
i can't get a close relationship with any gal

you're lucky mate
I got lucky. She is the oly girl I can confortably talk to about anything.
When you kiss her it's going to be amazing.

Just going to point that out. So don't forget up too soon.
I know, I don't even know how to kiss because again, first girlfriend.

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Off Topic / Re: Joker Card has a Girlfriend
« on: October 22, 2012, 01:15:12 AM »
congrats, but do be prepared that it can suddenly end at any time

of course it depends on how good you know each other, but still, pay attention
She has been here for 12 weeks and she said that the only other person who knows so much about her was her bestfriend in Germany.

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