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Off Topic / Re: What are you listening to right now?
« on: February 22, 2011, 10:41:37 AM »
??????? -Black Obelisk
forget. Russian Characters won't show

3647
Off Topic / Re: Looking for foreign music
« on: February 22, 2011, 02:40:09 AM »
I'd prefer a link directly to their site, not a youtube link.

3648
Off Topic / Re: Snooping around my brothers room
« on: February 22, 2011, 02:39:40 AM »
The forget. I was thinking you'd find a stash of weed or booze but VIBRATORS??
The second I read the title I thought immediently "He found a carrot stash" and Lord behold, he found a vibrator stash.

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Off Topic / Re: My really good friend of 4 years deleted me.
« on: February 22, 2011, 02:38:33 AM »
wow. I feel as if both of you are to blame. However pepsi has a good point.

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Off Topic / Re: The burrito I just bought...
« on: February 22, 2011, 02:35:21 AM »
ASDFASAFD
I'm half Spanish Marcinnnnn~
I know you live in Belgium, but you've NEVER had a burrito? You are a disgrace to us all.

3651
Off Topic / Re: Post your thoughts of the above user's signature.
« on: February 22, 2011, 02:27:56 AM »
oh bukkake

3652
Off Topic / Re: Looking for foreign music
« on: February 22, 2011, 02:27:14 AM »

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Off Topic / Re: Looking for foreign music
« on: February 22, 2011, 02:26:27 AM »
Well, I don't know of any Russian, but for German I HIGHLY recommend Rammstein. They are technically classified as industrial metal is you are wondering.
I know Rammstein. I've known of them since like 6th grade.
Russian women are hot
Some. Some.

3654
Off Topic / Looking for foreign music
« on: February 22, 2011, 02:22:18 AM »
I am looking for foreign metal. I currently am looking for Russian metal. So far the only band I know of is Black Obelisk. I really like them, so I'm hoping I cam some other Russian or German metal. I'd prefer a link directly to their site, not a youtube link.

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Off Topic / Re: Snooping around my brothers room
« on: February 22, 2011, 02:11:23 AM »
Your dad's snake is detachable?
No, he just has a bunch of carrots.

3656
Off Topic / Re: Snooping around my brothers room
« on: February 22, 2011, 01:59:33 AM »
I have a similar experience. While making my parents bed I lift up the mattress to put the bedsheet under and I see a bag. I was with my mom so I didn't want to make it obvious that I was looking at something. So I ignored it. When I was home alone I looked under the mattress and it was about 6 or so carrots. This is not the first time I've seen this on my dads side of the bed. In his drawer I've found lube and a package for a carrot.

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Off Topic / Re: I walked 20 miles today
« on: February 22, 2011, 01:54:50 AM »
I've rden 8 miles on a bike in 20 minutes.

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Off Topic / Re: parents.
« on: February 22, 2011, 01:54:13 AM »
I was thinking about making  topic just like this today.

Mom: Can be cool at times, but mostly is a nagging bitch. She's like a fully automatic gun. One complaint after another. She's also a tribal forget. She sees a Mexican man walking down the street while I'm putting boxes away and she closes the garage so that he doesn't see inside at all of our stuff. She believes our neighbors are drug dealers because people constantly go in and out there. She's also a complete moron at times.

Dad: Bible humper whose life goal is to not be his dad. So let me give you some back story. His dad was abusive and a hoarder. He beat his kids everyday and as a pain in the ass. My dad doesn't beat me, but he's a pain in the ass with a shorter fuse than a loving pop-it. He gets pissed off at the littlest things. and since he has a broken leg I have to help him at his job. And when some loving moron borrows the room and leaves it looking like hell, guess who gets yelled at. Me. He's a total starfish. 2 days ago he was cutting his hair and some hair was left in the cutter. so he was trying to get it out. I come upstairs to bring him his phone because someone he works with was calling him. He loving yells at me and nearly chucks his phone at me. He is a pastor and is all anti-everything else. He's very close minded and doesn't give a stuff about anyone but himself. I loving hate both of my parents and I honestly can not wait until I move out and live on my own.

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Off Topic / Re: I walked 20 miles today
« on: February 22, 2011, 01:45:23 AM »
Did you and your 9 year old girlfriend go for a romantic walk?
lol'd

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Off Topic / Re: Post your thoughts of the above user's signature.
« on: February 21, 2011, 11:35:18 PM »
WUMBOJUMBO

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