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Off Topic / Re: Bullied friend
« on: March 17, 2012, 04:42:20 PM »
Slap them and tell them to get back to Home Ec class 
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Off Topic / Re: What's your favourite metal?
« on: March 17, 2012, 04:39:11 PM »
Megadeth/Iron Maiden
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Off Topic / Re: How old are your parents?
« on: March 16, 2012, 10:53:09 PM »
like 56 or something for mom and i think 50 for dad
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Games / Re: Waiting to die
« on: March 16, 2012, 10:52:06 PM »ITT; People who don't know about Snake EaterThis.
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Games / Waiting to die
« on: March 16, 2012, 10:01:56 PM »
In the middle of the forest, the rain has just stopped. I am sitting here prone waiting for The End. I can't hear him, or find him. If he finds me first, he's screwed. If I find him first I'm screwed. So now I wait for his stamina to drain to nothingness. I am, Naked Snake.
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Off Topic / Re: What do you do at night?
« on: March 09, 2012, 08:26:34 PM »
I load my shotgun and shoot
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Off Topic / Re: Well today was a horrible day
« on: March 06, 2012, 05:03:27 PM »
I would have much rather stuff my pants than stuff in the bathroom when I saw it. I probably would have gotten some infection If I went in there.
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Off Topic / Re: My cat is dying :c
« on: March 06, 2012, 05:02:00 PM »
I personally hate cats. But I send my condolences.
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Off Topic / Re: Well today was a horrible day
« on: March 06, 2012, 03:46:46 PM »
I hope to God my neighbors cat eats the stuff and dies from the E.Coli in it. Oh, in bio we were using E.Coli and I might have accidentally touched my face with it, that's they only logical reason I can think of for this stuff.
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Off Topic / Well today was a horrible day
« on: March 06, 2012, 03:00:32 AM »
Today started off very rushed; get to school and finish a project for english. Every class however was very chill today, no one really taught because it was all review or we had a sub. Football pracice came around and I got a stomach ache, which caused a lot of pain while lifting and while on the field. Lone behold its the day that no one can pick me up and I forgot my keys, so I walk home. At the halfway point I say in my head "Okay, halfway there we can make it". About 2 seconds after I said that I got the urge to take a dump, and it wasn't wating for me. So I went to the only close store and asked to use the bathroom, the lady said that its for employees only, so I left. As you can imagine I was in desperation, I had already slightly stuff my pants already, so I was in a hurry. Once I reached my front door, I dropped everything, went to the side of my house (Thank God for my forest of a front yard) and immediently you heard the shoshing of my stuff as it hit the ground. I looked to realize I had the runs. So my ass is covered in stuff, my underwear are full of stuff, my shorts and shirt are ruined aswell. I then decide I should go into my backyard for some privacy, so I climb my fence. Luckily I had left the trashcans out, so it was fairly easy, I got ontop and just as I had gotten to the position where I would push off the can to get my only leg thats not over the fence over, the trashcan falls, as do I, straight down into the top of my fence. It missed my testes by about an inch, but it bled a little and left a huge mark. Once I got down, I almost sprained my ankle because of how I landed. I went into my shed, buried my underwear and tried to hose off my ass with some water. My dad finally came home and I sneakily went upstairs and took a shower and threw my clothes away. and no one ever found out. And yea, this really did happen today, none of ths is exageratted.
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Off Topic / Re: A little about yourself!
« on: March 04, 2012, 02:32:38 AM »
Blockland Screen Name:Joker Card
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Real Name (First only please, don't give out your last name.):Eric
Personality (One word, like kind):Scorpion
Favorite thing to do (Could be anything):shot boolets
Favorite hobby:Football
How often you go on Blockland:Rarely since my computer crashed
What do you prefer better, Hosting or Playing?:playing
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Rate Blockland (x/10):was a 10, now its a 6
Blockland Forum Name:Joker Card
BL_ID:6129
Real Name (First only please, don't give out your last name.):Eric
Personality (One word, like kind):Scorpion
Favorite thing to do (Could be anything):shot boolets
Favorite hobby:Football
How often you go on Blockland:Rarely since my computer crashed
What do you prefer better, Hosting or Playing?:playing
The Add-On system you use:rtb
Favorite server:none
Rate Blockland (x/10):was a 10, now its a 6
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Off Topic / Re: "America" is not a country???
« on: March 02, 2012, 10:52:08 PM »
North America, U.S.A, Canda.
South America: All that stuff down there.
Together: America
South America: All that stuff down there.
Together: America
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Off Topic / Re: 18yr old Southern Mom Meme (The truth be told)
« on: February 20, 2012, 07:03:50 PM »
Shoot up heroin, kid in the background watching.
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Off Topic / Re: YOU LAUGH YOU LOSE v999
« on: February 18, 2012, 08:22:57 PM »It's funny because its JD
