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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: December 22, 2010, 03:19:39 AM »
Somebody's in love, eh?
No, but I'd bang her so hard she wouldn't walk for a week

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Games / Re: I really need a new game
« on: December 22, 2010, 03:08:02 AM »
Amnesia The Dark Descent. Do it.

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: December 22, 2010, 03:05:49 AM »
Hey Retz, I'm dead and TOTALLY serious, not loving joking, I was watching Gisela and Luis make out loving hard over and over on cam like 45 minutes ago.


Hayley is my Singer idol
CrumpetMassacre is a non idol hot person.

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Drama / Re: Previous.
« on: December 22, 2010, 02:40:12 AM »
It was a Drama Me link. Don't click those

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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: December 22, 2010, 02:39:14 AM »
hence crumpetmassacre
yep totally
Lucky bastard. All I saw to say on the matters

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Gallery / Re: What is it?
« on: December 22, 2010, 02:35:51 AM »

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Off Topic / Re: 4 Days
« on: December 22, 2010, 02:31:32 AM »
I hope this Christmas isn't as bad as my last one. ;-;

My mom leaves Christmas night, goes to a bar, and comes back 2 hours later and falls.
I can't even imagine how she managed to drive her car, and honestly, I think if she's willing to put herself in that danger, she should receive consequences.
Bitchslap her then stick it in her pooper

Edit: 3 days in 10 minutes

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Off Topic / Re: scary stories
« on: December 22, 2010, 02:29:45 AM »
The Shadow

The shadow, it follows you, but is a sluggish thing. It will do whatever it can to get what you have. It stalks you like a predator at night. It kills and destroys everything in its way to get to you. It bends reality to unmeasurable extents. You cannot kill it, you cannnot fight it, you cannot hide from it. The one day that it finally catches up with you, you will be old and weak. It will mess with your mind. Everything will be unidentifyable between real r a figment of your imagination. Sounds are real, or are they? Once it imprisons you, it wil engulf you whole. What it wants from you, you cannot just simply leave it on the ground and walk away. Anything that thing comes in contact with, it must kill. The only way of surviving would be to keep it with you. There is only one way mto defeat this shadow. This way is to kill the man who claims to be your savior, your protector from the shadow. He is trying to keep you in once place, making the shadow be able to imprison you. Your "protector" must be killed by knocking down the 3 pillars in his aboad. These pillars provide a portal to his homeworld. If you can only get 1 over, when the portal arrives, you must throw the head of the unpure inside the portal, for only pure can enter it without death. When uncleanliness enters the portal, the other world with explode, and your keeper will die. He is the source of evil behind the shadow. He is not the shadow, but he has helped the shadow. Once he is dead, the shadow is also dead. However, take caution. If you do not throw the head in, you will be sacrified and will be engulfed by the shadow while your keeper goes to the new world. Kill. This. Man. Do it before the shadow kills you.

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Games / Re: How did you last die?
« on: December 22, 2010, 01:48:38 AM »
Hit by a death ball in Portal

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Off Topic / Re: 4 Days
« on: December 21, 2010, 11:35:36 PM »
Stop crying, im getting 2-3
I usually get more than that. and my dad usually gets less that that.

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Off Topic / Re: I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH
« on: December 21, 2010, 11:34:19 PM »
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (just whip it)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth

Hop about the bed turn my swag on
Pay no attention to them haters cuz we whip em off
and we ain't doing nothing wrong
so don't tell me nothing, i'm just tryna have fun
so keep the party jumping

so whats up (yea)
And I'll be doing what to do
we turn our back
and whip our hair and just shake them off
shake them off, shake them off, shake them off

Don't let haters keep me off my grind
Keep my head up i know I'll be fine
Keep fighting until i get there
When i'm down and i feel like giving up i think again

I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (just whip it)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (just whip it)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (just whip it)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth

I'ma get more shine in a little bit
Soon as i hit the stage applause im hearing it
whether its black stars black hearts im feeling it
but can't none of them whip it like i do
I, i gets it in mmmm yea i go hard
when they see me pull up i whip it real hard
i whip it real hard, real hard, i whip it real hard

Don't let haters keep me off my grind
Keep my head up i know I'll be fine
Keep fighting until i get there
When i'm down and i feel like giving up i think again

I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (just whip it)
I whip my hair back and forth

[ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/whip-my-hair-lyrics-willow-smith.html ]

I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (just whip it)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good)

I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (just whip it)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good)

I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (ok, ok just whip it)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good)
I whip my hair back and forth

All my Ladies if you feel me
do it do it whip your hair (whip your hair)
Don't matter if its long, short (long,short)
do it do it whip your hair (whip your hair)

All my Ladies if you feel me
come on do it do it whip your hair (whip your hair)
Don't matter if its long, short (long short)
do it do it whip your hair (your hair, your hair)

I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (just whip my hair)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (just whip my hair)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (just whip my hair)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good)

I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (just whip it)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (just whip it)
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth (whip it real good)

I whip my hair back and forth
I whip my hair back and forth
I whip...

I see a recurring theme

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Forum Games / Re: [INTERNET MATURITY] Don't say 2!
« on: December 21, 2010, 11:26:27 PM »
1.9 Recurring = 1.999999999999 (Insert infinite 9 here)
You failed math.
3.0
What number is higher than 1.9 recurring, and lower than 3.0 recurring 1?
1.999999999(ect)                                                           3.0111111111111111111


Therefore 3.0
Suck. A.richard.

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Off Topic / Re: 4 Days
« on: December 21, 2010, 11:21:15 PM »
God damnit. My mom tells me I got like 7 presents. Half which were given to me from my dad because he's got like a loving mountain of presents. This pisses the stuff out of me.

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Record research on computer with iPod. Watch on way there.

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Off Topic / Re: Any near-death experiences?
« on: December 21, 2010, 05:57:58 PM »
I stood on the edge of the grand canyon.
2cm away
does that count?
not unless you sliped but caught somethnig before you fell in.

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