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Off Topic / Re: Three Word Story!
« on: December 20, 2010, 02:57:10 AM »
To big fat

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Off Topic / Re: What do YOU want from Santa?
« on: December 20, 2010, 02:56:31 AM »
I want santa. Free gifts everyday. Suck on that bitches

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Drama / Re: Wombo-alt of yogamoanyo?
« on: December 20, 2010, 02:40:49 AM »
Wombo is doing it wrong. Is spelled WUMBO

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MTH Computer Repair services

Your stuff junky computer will be god-like

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SUPER AWESOME OMEGA ULTRA HYPER UBER MEGA COMPUTER REPAIR SERVICES!!!
Don't forget the 3 exclamation marks

But seriously, MTH Computer services

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Off Topic / Re: I MADE THIS TOPIC ON MY DSI LOL!!!
« on: December 20, 2010, 02:31:33 AM »
Peice of stuff eMac thats only good for this and research here

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Beleive your aunt. stuff sounds legit while the rest are trying to keep you in the dark about it. However, I'm unshure on contact with your mom.

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Off Topic / Re: My mom- The definition of bad parenting
« on: December 20, 2010, 02:25:07 AM »
GO to a junkyard
FIND pointy metal object
RAPE your mom in the face with it
BURY her in the backyard
STEAL all her money
REPORT to the authorities that she dissapeard.
PRETEND to not be at the house so you don't have to pay for it but ca still live in it
PROBLEM = solved.

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Initech. +10 respect if you get it

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Games / Re: How did you last die?
« on: December 20, 2010, 02:14:17 AM »
Perfectnaded in CS:S

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Games / Mac bullstuff
« on: December 20, 2010, 02:13:48 AM »
So I buy L4D2 today. I sit around for 4 loving hours for it to download.Its done and I'm jumping off the loving walls with excitement. I go to launch it and I get an error message saying that I need Mac OS X 10.6.4. or higher. So I go online and download the update. Only to find that I need snowloepard to actually update. There is no way in stuff I'm paying 50 dollars to play 1 game (20 for the game, 30 for snowleopard). So Now I've officially decided, Macs suck major stuff.

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Off Topic / Re: So you suddenly have 65,000,000 money.
« on: December 19, 2010, 02:58:49 AM »
Buy a house, a nice one, buy a car, a nice one, get a wife, a hot one, have 2 kids, have a vactaion house in jamacia, and hae a bomb shelter and many many guns

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Off Topic / Re: So you suddenly have 65,000,000 money.
« on: December 19, 2010, 02:50:46 AM »
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I'd do 2 chicks at once
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Off Topic / Re: Post your thoughts of the above user's signature.
« on: December 19, 2010, 02:48:11 AM »
109 bitch

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Off Topic / Re: Zombie Survival List
« on: December 19, 2010, 02:46:58 AM »
Dig a bomb shelter in my back yard. Stocked with enough food and water to last for 2 years. And my bros. Once the president nukes the world, I'll be safe underground with my homies.

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