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I was homeless, idiots. I lived at my grandpa with nothing but TV and food for two months.
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Off Topic / Re: My Mother.
« on: January 31, 2010, 10:23:20 PM »
Yeah, people who have all three consoles and 45 games for each of them 5 IPhones and 6 PC's tell me to stop wanting something. Really nice.
Also, i got the phone from my dad. He's a total douche , anyway.
Also, i got the phone from my dad. He's a total douche , anyway.
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Off Topic / Re: My Mother.
« on: January 31, 2010, 10:18:30 PM »
I posted this for laughs. (Thanks Skip) Gtfo.
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Off Topic / Re: My Mother.
« on: January 31, 2010, 10:13:41 PM »
It has a full colour display. It is slim. And that's about it. No games. No camera. I got no handheld console. Broken ps3, by her. Crappy PC. I think that's enough reasons for me to not like her.
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Off Topic / My Mother.
« on: January 31, 2010, 08:30:13 PM »
Yup. I am here to bitch about my mother. This will make you laugh, i promise. ( This is true, not a single thing is a lie)
So today, i was talking to my mom.
Me : "Mom, you promised me a phone. I didn't get anything for Christmas and my Birthday. Maybe if you stop smoking you'd have money to buy me a new one. This one doesn't even have Java on it."
Mom : "No. Now let me chat ( she was chatting with 3 men. Sort of a eharmony website, i don't mind it anyhow.)
Me: " Aw come on. You promised it to me. ( she really did say she was going to buy me a cellphone, and the date was two weeks ago)
Mom: " *yelling* NO I DIDIN'T NOW SHUT UP"
I go and bang lightly with my finger where the comp's HDD is supposed to be. It's a stuffty comp, can barely run blockland that you can't sell with 40 dollars. Anyhow, this usually rendered the comp unusable for two days. stuffty HDD made in 2000 :c
She starts screaming at me, i start to scream at her too. After the shouting is done, our neighbour who apparently stays on-line all night and sleeps all the day calls the police.
It didn't arrive.
After that, she got off the PC, and i lounged on the couch again. My ps3 was broke ( No, it wasn't me, my mother gave me a 260V cable when my ps3's was 220. Europe.)
She got into bed. I got in mines too. Waited a bit. She fell asleep, and i got on. A few mins later, she got out and was like :
" Omg. RAGEEEE "
She pulled out the power cables and all with the brutality of a gorilla.
I was pissed off, so i went to the kitchen and made myself some blue silly putty ( Basically, homemade bread dough with blue ink inside it. With the right water-flour balance, it's a charm.)
She woke up after a nightmare, came into the kitchen and was all like :
" OMG I THAUGHT U SUISIDED WITH FIAR AND I TIRED TO STOP U AND COULDNT AND YOU WAS SCREAMING AND I CRIED"
She got into bed and fell asleep again. I've got to this point where I'm writing this.
So today, i was talking to my mom.
Me : "Mom, you promised me a phone. I didn't get anything for Christmas and my Birthday. Maybe if you stop smoking you'd have money to buy me a new one. This one doesn't even have Java on it."
Mom : "No. Now let me chat ( she was chatting with 3 men. Sort of a eharmony website, i don't mind it anyhow.)
Me: " Aw come on. You promised it to me. ( she really did say she was going to buy me a cellphone, and the date was two weeks ago)
Mom: " *yelling* NO I DIDIN'T NOW SHUT UP"
I go and bang lightly with my finger where the comp's HDD is supposed to be. It's a stuffty comp, can barely run blockland that you can't sell with 40 dollars. Anyhow, this usually rendered the comp unusable for two days. stuffty HDD made in 2000 :c
She starts screaming at me, i start to scream at her too. After the shouting is done, our neighbour who apparently stays on-line all night and sleeps all the day calls the police.
It didn't arrive.
After that, she got off the PC, and i lounged on the couch again. My ps3 was broke ( No, it wasn't me, my mother gave me a 260V cable when my ps3's was 220. Europe.)
She got into bed. I got in mines too. Waited a bit. She fell asleep, and i got on. A few mins later, she got out and was like :
" Omg. RAGEEEE "
She pulled out the power cables and all with the brutality of a gorilla.
I was pissed off, so i went to the kitchen and made myself some blue silly putty ( Basically, homemade bread dough with blue ink inside it. With the right water-flour balance, it's a charm.)
She woke up after a nightmare, came into the kitchen and was all like :
" OMG I THAUGHT U SUISIDED WITH FIAR AND I TIRED TO STOP U AND COULDNT AND YOU WAS SCREAMING AND I CRIED"
She got into bed and fell asleep again. I've got to this point where I'm writing this.
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Off Topic / Re: New computer
« on: January 31, 2010, 08:06:31 PM »you wont understand because your job/lifestyle will never require 1, none less 5
Since when was selling research a job?
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Off Topic / Re: Sirrus' Special Sauce: Recipe
« on: January 31, 2010, 08:01:03 PM »Mercury's Secret Sauce
7 TBS of Tabasco
3 cups of month old milk
Put any amount of rat poison in
Mix the forget outta it!
Now put in your lover's food without them knowing.
Newgrounds' cool.
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Off Topic / Re: New computer
« on: January 31, 2010, 07:58:49 PM »
'Cause having 5 PC's makes you cool.
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Off Topic / Oh Newgrounds, you silly goose!
« on: January 31, 2010, 08:43:10 AM »
Went to Newgrounds, and i saw Avatar research on the first page.
Discuss.
Discuss.
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Creativity / Re: My new Flame Windows (homemade theme) *IMG HEAVY*
« on: January 31, 2010, 08:29:37 AM »
Bonk. A new, freshly baked link from my compooter.
http://www.tune-up.com/products/tuneup-utilities/
It's a nice program, pretty cheap,and before you ask me if i'm advertising this, no.
I actually got it for free for my B-Day. Along with HL1, a baseball bat and a Audio Card.
http://www.tune-up.com/products/tuneup-utilities/
It's a nice program, pretty cheap,and before you ask me if i'm advertising this, no.
I actually got it for free for my B-Day. Along with HL1, a baseball bat and a Audio Card.
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AoT General / Need help on AOT glitches
« on: January 30, 2010, 10:49:32 PM »
And the glitch iiis...... How do i get naked 
?
I am serious, i want to run around topless being a criminal.
?I am serious, i want to run around topless being a criminal.
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Off Topic / Re: To those of you who think the ps3 has games. (Check this, A.R.C.)
« on: January 30, 2010, 10:29:21 PM »
Because dirty mexicans and canadians can totally afford a console
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Off Topic / Re: To those of you who think the ps3 has games. (Check this, A.R.C.)
« on: January 30, 2010, 10:26:29 PM »
There's a difference between redneck and Halo Fanboy villages up in the mountains and a modern city, youknow.
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Creativity / Re: My new Flame Windows (homemade theme) *IMG HEAVY*
« on: January 30, 2010, 06:04:18 PM »
If that's in spanish, i'm a dirty mexican.