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i love you e-maxx but this is the most white trash stuff I've ever seen
I've done worse tbh

but whats ur car
1976 alfa romeo spider


Because they are obnoxious attention whores who should all be thrown in an oven.
u seem a bit salty laddie

why do people like loud cars? [color=trans parent]Does your wee wee get hard to the sound of 'vroom vroom'?[/color]
bc racecars are loud and so if my car is loud it makes it a race car
and yes my car has turned me on once before

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sounds good but god damn that interior is fugly
fuq u meen
it's racecar spec

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Off Topic / Re: JUST
« on: November 07, 2016, 07:07:16 PM »
Ah, yes I too keep my broken condoms from 20 years ago as a reminder to the mistakes i've made.

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Well I mean I didn't really remove them, they removed themselves. You see about a week ago I was driving home from work in my project car and I notice the thing is backfiring loud as stuff. So I get home, look under the car and see this.

That is the exhaust pipe, broken and dragging the ground. Now a normal person with a normal car would just take it to an exhaust shop or order new pipes off the internet. But my car is a bit obscure and taking it to a shop would just end up with "what the forget is that" or "we don't work on those types of cars" and I can't just order a system over the internet because nobody makes an exhaust for my car because the 1976 model year cars had a special manifold that mounted differently. So this is where the fun starts. Later that night at like 11pm I'm in the shower and I get and Epiphany. "I should just run a forgetin' cherrybomb out the side." So after planing it out for an entire week and actually putting legit thought into something for the first time in my life. I set off Saturday for the local junkyard, took the manifold and downpipe off of a 1978 car, took a trip to autozone and bought the cheapest exhaust stuff they had, and threw some half-assed welds on the pipe I have now made a custom exhaust system that is extremely loud and illegal. 

that's what the old exhaust looked like, old, rusty, and full of stuff that makes it quiet-ish.
and this is the new one.


it's as straight and well-built as a catholic priest. But forget it, the real beauty is this baboon ass red glasspack hanging out the side.

Just look at that THING it's forgetin' AMAZING.
Video of it it in action ↓

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piAsopHVp9w
It's a bit louder than i expected, and way buzzier than I would like, but damn if it doesn't make some beautiful noises when I let off of the gas.
Of course eventually I'm going to shell out the money for a properly built exhaust that will let me travel through the ghetto without getting dirty looks and glocks in my face. But for now I'm just going to see how long it takes for me to get a noise violation ticket, or until my car gets impounded because honestly I'm not sure how this rolling pile of rust has license plates on it.

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Off Topic / Re: [NEWS] Hillary has 24 hours to quit or else
« on: November 07, 2016, 03:50:19 PM »
They made a magazine for Annoying Orange too

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Off Topic / Re: day discussion topic i guess [day 118]
« on: November 07, 2016, 03:22:26 PM »
oh wait i have an important queston

do skeletons float in water
only with floaties

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Off Topic / Re: Car thread
« on: November 07, 2016, 03:05:59 PM »
exhaust is done.
https://youtu.be/piAsopHVp9w
vid has startup and a short pull in 5th
It's a bit too buzzy for my tastes, might see if I can work the stock resonator in somewhere.

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Off Topic / Re: What are your talents?
« on: November 07, 2016, 01:36:17 PM »
Driving professionally. Too bad thats illegal on the road but hey.
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy

my talent is annoying people with my extremely loud exhaust

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Off Topic / Re: [NEWS] Hillary has 24 hours to quit or else
« on: November 07, 2016, 12:07:01 PM »
Hillary is so good at rigging, she should work for an oil rig.

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Off Topic / Re: would u wear unbranded/unauthorized shoes
« on: November 06, 2016, 10:08:38 PM »
i don't need good looking clothes bc my straight-piped car gets all the bitches :)

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Off Topic / Re: would u wear unbranded/unauthorized shoes
« on: November 06, 2016, 09:49:59 PM »
If they're comfortable af hell yeah

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Off Topic / Re: day discussion topic i guess [day 117]
« on: November 06, 2016, 09:17:05 PM »
maybe gr8 went on a date and got some mad pusillanimous individual and forgot about us.

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^Wouldn't surprise me if that actually happened tbh.

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Off Topic / Re: spongebob memes
« on: November 06, 2016, 08:28:49 PM »
Since no one made it before, I decided I'd make it.

Even though it's just a gif I can still hear the sounds

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Off Topic / Re: what's the best loving drink around?!?
« on: November 06, 2016, 08:28:00 PM »
Ok for real though my dad's homemade sweet tea is like the best stuff ever.

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