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Off Topic / Re: The Above user just showed up at your house.

« on: August 09, 2011, 06:21:49 AM »

I would run away crying because you hurt my feelings.

Right.  You're going to get my toes after pulling out your knife, aiming towards my feet and all hoping that I'll just be sleepy enough to not react and slam the iron door shut...

Yup, thats the plan.

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Off Topic / Re: WORL DS MOST loving GAYEST BAN

« on: August 09, 2011, 06:19:54 AM »

tHet serever is fehg

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Off Topic / Re: The Above user just showed up at your house.

« on: August 09, 2011, 06:19:25 AM »

Yes but now because your comment is above mine that means you have come to my house so i already have them all with me, say goodbye to your toes >:D

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Off Topic / Re: The Above user just showed up at your house.

« on: August 09, 2011, 06:15:14 AM »

Tentacle rape is fun!

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Off Topic / Re: Omegle Spy Mode.

« on: August 09, 2011, 06:14:16 AM »

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Do you like pancakes?

Stranger 1: Yes.

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Ok im bored of this now.

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Off Topic / Re: The Above user just showed up at your house.

« on: August 09, 2011, 06:12:27 AM »

Right.

You forgot the part where I have a pocket knife, in my hand, and this is also my house.

Witness my edit.

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Off Topic / Re: The Above user just showed up at your house.

« on: August 09, 2011, 06:09:10 AM »

I would let you in and then take your knife and chop off your toes.
Because i can.

I have a knife, btw, so don't try anything for your own safety.

brother please, you havent seen what i got in my room >:D

I only had room for 1 of 3 bows (the one i used was the smallest so it would fit in the photo), i have another 2 cutlasses but they are rust as stuff so i kept them out of it, my friends did something with the commando knife, you only really need to see one of the switchblades and as for the ninja dagger... i couldnt open the draw >.>
But you get the point.

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Off Topic / Re: Omegle Spy Mode.

« on: August 09, 2011, 06:07:31 AM »

Fo sho.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
My genitals are green, whatdo?

Stranger 1: forget YOU HANNAH MONTANA

Stranger 1: jk ily bby

Stranger 1: <3

Stranger 2: :0

Stranger 1: please dont beat me

Stranger 2: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Stranger 1: if you bet me i'll cry

Stranger 1: dont make me cry samantha!

Stranger 2: i'll beat you till you piss blood ヽ(◕‿◕)/

Stranger 2 has disconnected

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Off Topic / Re: Omegle Spy Mode.

« on: August 09, 2011, 06:04:22 AM »

Yeah lets go ahead and ignore the already alive thread we have for this.

That isnt specifically for spymode its just omeagle in general and wont be as good as a seperate thread, in a way atleast.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
My genitals are green, whatdo?

Stranger 2: paint

Stranger 1: heyy, f/19/USA - wanna see me topless? go here ;) -link removed- , im trying to make it as a research star and need your opinion!!

Stranger 2: that works too

Stranger 1: andd if you liked my boobs, here is some other shots :D -link removed- - -link removed-

Stranger 2: bitch is on a role

Stranger 1: if you want more nudes of me download them all here: -link removed- thanks for supporting me! :D <3<3<3

Stranger 2: you shouldnt have any prob with your green balls now

Stranger 2 has disconnected

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Off Topic / Re: Omegle Spy Mode.

« on: August 09, 2011, 06:01:02 AM »

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Boobs or Butts?

Stranger 1: Butts, yo.

Stranger 2: butts

Stranger 2: :P

Stranger 1: You can't forget boobs :')

Stranger 2: i have them

Stranger 2: :D

Stranger 1: Cool!

Stranger 2: forget me

Stranger 1: I don't.

Stranger 1: Oh gosh.

Stranger 2: u might be having a boner

Stranger 2: then

Stranger 1: I might be having a boner then?

Stranger 1: I'm sure I would, if we were loving.

Stranger 2: lolzzz

Stranger 1: Even if you were a fat guy.

Stranger 2: lets forget

Stranger 2: i am a gurl

Stranger 2: and i am all in shape

Stranger 1: A fat girl?

Stranger 1: I don't believe you.

Stranger 2: then don't

Stranger 2: u are gonna miss the fun

Stranger 1: What fun?

Stranger 2: loving fun

Stranger 1: How would we forget?

Stranger 2: like all do

Stranger 1: But I don't think you'd want to forget me yo

Stranger 2: why??

Stranger 2: impotent?

Stranger 1: I am not an alpha male dog

Stranger 1: Oh, so you want kids?

Stranger 2: nope want fun

Stranger 2 has disconnected

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Off Topic / Re: special interestes, anyone?

« on: August 09, 2011, 05:55:10 AM »

Like I said, incredibly difficult and/or impossible.  Your p-spot will kind of do that.

Even if my p-spot blows and raptures my spine and i die of internal bleeding, im going to try anyway just to see what it feels like to attempt. Yes i know nothing will happen.

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Off Topic / Re: The Above user just showed up at your house.

« on: August 09, 2011, 05:53:59 AM »

You can come in but your not allowed in my tree house!

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Off Topic / Re: Controll

« on: August 09, 2011, 05:51:23 AM »

Raid adult stores all stores and shops, houses and businesses for all of their money and merchandise so i become rich owning everything in the city then either somehow try and sell the buildings in the city (steal the deeds) or just leave and go to a new city once ive taken everything.

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Off Topic / Re: special interestes, anyone?

« on: August 09, 2011, 05:32:13 AM »

Since somebody brought up split roosters and other rooster talk

what happens in you piss and spoof at the same time?

Division by 0.
The world ends.

It's incredibly difficult to do so.

When you get aroused as a male, your p-spot pretty much kicks in and blocks off your bladder.

It's a lot less comfortable to have a hardon and have a bladder full of piss at the same time but it's really impossible to piss and bust a nut at the same time.

Im going to try it anyway~

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Off Topic / Re: The Above user just showed up at your house.

« on: August 09, 2011, 05:30:38 AM »

We would dance to a nifty tune.