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Off Topic / Re: geese thread
« on: February 18, 2023, 12:39:43 AM »There no way ill remember all that.WELL HE'S HAD TO HIS WHOLE LIFE!!!
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Off Topic / Re: geese thread
« on: February 17, 2023, 03:53:35 PM »This is some pretty serious stuff. However can we avoid this fate?
I'm afraid its far too late. This is the man behind it all, the rat bastard, destroyer of mankind, child murderer extraodirnare...
Doc Flinkleson Mc Crickely-Lika-Splitty
Don't let his dapper appearence fool you... He's a cold blooded vicous son of a bitch
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Off Topic / Re: geese thread
« on: February 16, 2023, 03:50:56 PM »
(15 years after the invasion)
Article from the Daily Squawk:
February, 16, 2038
'After 15 long glorious years from our great conquer over mankind, and after long pursuit. Geesekind public enemies number one have been arrested. Some may know them from the infamous and scandalis 'Goose Thread' striving from the Human creation of the 'World Wide Web, which was full of Goose research, stalking, and genuinely weird stuff.
Their identities have been revealed.
Martin McFlys-unzipped
AKA soldier101@
Johnee Knee
AKA Tea
Rhizomatic Richard
AKA Sheepocalypse
These psychopathic criminals will be held for execution this following Sunday'.
(After this article was released, alongside the date of the execution. All the Geese of Geeoashington (The capital of The United Squeaks of Squawk) made sure to attend the execution, and attend they did... (pictured below)
Geese with torches and pitchforks raised into the air surrounded the criminals, the last image they'd see before their eventual demise.
Article from the Daily Squawk:
February, 16, 2038
'After 15 long glorious years from our great conquer over mankind, and after long pursuit. Geesekind public enemies number one have been arrested. Some may know them from the infamous and scandalis 'Goose Thread' striving from the Human creation of the 'World Wide Web, which was full of Goose research, stalking, and genuinely weird stuff.
Their identities have been revealed.
Martin McFlys-unzipped
AKA soldier101@
Johnee Knee
AKA Tea
Rhizomatic Richard
AKA Sheepocalypse
These psychopathic criminals will be held for execution this following Sunday'.
(After this article was released, alongside the date of the execution. All the Geese of Geeoashington (The capital of The United Squeaks of Squawk) made sure to attend the execution, and attend they did... (pictured below)
Geese with torches and pitchforks raised into the air surrounded the criminals, the last image they'd see before their eventual demise.
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Off Topic / Re: geese thread
« on: February 15, 2023, 12:09:48 PM »
OH GOD WHAT DID I TELL YOU!!! ITS TIME!!! THE GOOSE INVASION HAS BEGUN!!!!!!!! (cue the Mann vs. Machine theme)
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Off Topic / Re: geese thread
« on: February 15, 2023, 11:49:01 AM »!!! the conspiracy theories are real!JESUS CHRIST ITS
Alright some coughj actual cough geese images today. And some are flying.
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General Discussion / Re: Anyone just remember an old name and wondered what happened to them?
« on: February 14, 2023, 11:50:57 PM »
Miss him every day
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Off Topic / Re: geese thread
« on: February 14, 2023, 11:46:50 PM »HahaDagnam it took yall long enough like everything was ai generated up until this point and no one noticed
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cant you see their evolving? think of the possibilities, we see a second nostril, but what is happening in the brain? Will the geese take over? Are these the signs of a new geese race with a new geese brain capable of geese insurrection?
Precisely, after hundreds of years of careful studying, and psychobrown townyzing us Primates, they've become quite knowledgeable to our every minoot detail. Every strength, every weakness, everything... I would estimate that we are about currently 15 years from a global take over, if we are not careful that is. (also inside sources tell me that certain political figureheads are actually geese inside giant convincing flesh puppet automatons, crafted from Jim Hensons Creature Shop!!!)
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Off Topic / Re: geese thread
« on: February 14, 2023, 04:34:28 PM »
Don't cha just love AI garbage
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Off Topic / Re: geese thread
« on: February 14, 2023, 03:54:49 PM »This goose has such an evolved nasal system that its developed multiple nostrils on one side of its beak, presumably theres another set on the other side.
Clearly a higher being, compared to us mere mortals.
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Off Topic / Re: Is anyone still in contact with the user "Boink!"?
« on: February 09, 2023, 08:13:20 PM »Oh this guy?
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Off Topic / Re: Forumers that are newsworthy
« on: February 09, 2023, 08:10:44 PM »dink dink dink dink dink dink dink dink dink dink
"PUT THE HAMMER DOWN SON!"
"SUCK MY richard PIG-"
"OFFICER I DIDNT KNOW!!!! HE WAS AFK IN FREEBUILD I SWEAR"
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Off Topic / Re: geese thread
« on: February 08, 2023, 07:33:31 PM »
Uggghhhhh, where are the DAMN goose pics you SLACKERS!!!!
This one looks like he's hanging! XD
This one looks like he's hanging! XD
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General Discussion / Re: Who here has never changed their avatar?
« on: February 08, 2023, 07:00:42 PM »gotta spread my natural love stench to the worldA susatinable practice, you must have quite the assortment of ladies at your disposal.
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Off Topic / Re: geese thread
« on: February 07, 2023, 10:26:23 PM »that is dope. Another W for the geese threadSheep which one of these wonderful Human forum posters above do you resonate with the most??? A side by side comparasion picture would most likely suffice as well...
Also were slacking here on the goose posting... let's step it up here ok? I say we aim for one a day god damn it!
