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Off Topic / Re: non autistic animes to watch
« on: May 21, 2019, 09:43:06 AM »
Boku no picu

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what the forget

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Off Topic / Re: Share your desktop
« on: May 20, 2019, 06:26:03 PM »

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Off Topic / Re: non autistic animes to watch
« on: May 20, 2019, 06:21:20 PM »
hentai

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Off Topic / Re: hey guys
« on: May 20, 2019, 04:02:31 PM »
*i give you a tooth*

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why does it hurt when i pee, it hurts really bad i have to go to the bathroom because of that pain every day but i love it i feel like i'm in heaven

5/10 This is the stuff i'm talking about, your pain is horrible, that is what I have to live with everyday you're a huge richard and you have taken so many things from me, not only that, but you don't even realise that you do anything to me, you take my stuff but not in a way i'm expecting but you don't even realize why it's not as good as a big richard takes it, and you tell me it sounds nice but you are not interested in me to the level that it's ok, because I'm only interested in loving, i am never interested, but you're trying to get me to forget you because you're stupid if i could just wait a second so you don't get punished for what you did,

5/10 When i see you peeing, all i can do is tell you to pee, i see you in my head and i just cant believe your self control. i've got enough respect for the fact your a richard to piss myself when i feel pain in the

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Off Topic / Re: The 500 Million Year Button
« on: May 20, 2019, 12:11:25 PM »
I pee pee on the buton

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lol shool shotiug

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why don't you post it there and find out
i dont want people to downvote me :(

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Forum Games / Re: Paste the last thing you copied (but its sfl)
« on: May 19, 2019, 06:40:30 PM »
So my cat, Franki, recently came down with a pretty severe stomach virus. The vet gave me some anti biotic drops to put in his food but when I’d do that Franki wouldn’t touch it. So, the vet suggested using a small dropper tube to insert the medicine directly into his star fish. The first time was absolute hell, my cat fought me the whole time but once the tube was in and the medicine pushed out he seemed to calm quite a bit. Well the next day he was acting strange, he has always been an independent cat, rarely coming around, never wanting to be held, but as I sat on the couch he started walking back and forth meowing and rubbing my leg. He then went and jumped up on the table where we’d done the application the night before and meowed louder and louder until I decided I guess we will go ahead and do the medicine treatment. This time he didn’t fight me though, and when I inserted the tube he closed his eyes, stretched his neck, and let out a noise that can only be described as a moan of pure ecstasy. Maybe the medicine made him feel better, I supposed. That night he slept on my bed curled up right next to me, which he had never done before. For the next week he’d do the same thing every day, meow on the table until he got his ‘fix’... But then the medicine ran out. Even though I had no medicine he’d still cry and beg for it, I thought maybe if I insert it without medicine he will realize it doesn’t make him feel better anymore and forget about it. Well that was 2 weeks ago and he is only getting worse. He walks around me all day with his tail up presenting his rectum and trying to entice me. He is demanding insertions more and more often. Yesterday I caught him looking longingly at the turkey baster... When I sit he jumps in my lap purring and rubbing me affectionately. It was then in horror I realized my cat thinks I’m his gay lover, and that I’ve been loveually pleasing him for weeks now. Needless to say the loveual tension between us is palpable. How do I let my cat know that I’m not gay, but still like him as a friend?

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Off Topic / Put things that make you MAD here
« on: May 19, 2019, 05:25:50 PM »
what make ME mad is that the admin locked my research thread like wtf

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Off Topic / Re: | |Culinary Tricks| |
« on: May 19, 2019, 01:40:54 PM »
no

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Off Topic / Re: me except out of context
« on: May 19, 2019, 10:46:19 AM »
ur black

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Forum Games / Re: Describe the above user's avatar with one word v2
« on: May 18, 2019, 11:03:45 PM »
hot

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