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Goddamn it jetlok, you continued it.no no no, it wasn't me. he kept going. I was almost done typing my "ok il stop" but then the dreaded red text of informative info reared it's crimson head. only then could I not resist the overwhelming urge to keep narrating this fellow's fabulous lifespan.
I love you a tiny bit less now.
Give ideas stay ontopic
but then died of snake cancer and aidsno his snake is in tip top shape and he made a cure for aids called aids b gone
Nop. Some please be coolbroaw okay.
And give me
Ideas
yes but after giving that satelite pizza his helmet had been damaged by a small asteriod and is now dead in space with weatly and glados or wahtever idk i didnt play portal 2o well that atseroid did nothing and he sees wheatly and goes hi wheatly and then he goes back to earth and has a $1000 dollars and lives forever and has many love yes yes
no his jetpack malfunctioned and flew off to a knife factory causing internal organs to be massively damaged and stabbed and later died of lung cancer from smoking for 50 years and up.no he landed safely on a trampoline when it malfunctioned and then went to nasa to become an astronaut and he went through testing and is now a space pizza delivery man yah he just sent me satelite pizza mm satelite pizza.
Holy forget, guys, shut the forget up and back on topic. Still love you though jetlok.but we must record steven's life as he lives and has a successful life. love you too :3 <3
ok well after shortly pooping he died from butt cancer the end ok 100% facts from hospital i got news todaywell no he came up negative for butt cancer and then he got a promotion to super jetpack delivery boy yes i asked for a pizza and he came in on a super jetpack true mm jetpack pizza.
no he died OK this is true story 100% trueno he just finished pooping ok he's wiping and fluussshhh this is true facks he just told me
no he doesnt have much money and he is dead atmno he is happily stuffting out the pizza he ate last night with his coworkers atm
but then the pizza boy will be saddened and shamed of the order that has not been fufilled and the pizza boy must go back to his owner's shop and tell him the bad news... After telling the news the owner takes one deep sigh and tells the boy that he has fired...or ya know he could go back to the pizza place and eat it with his coworkers. or pay for it himself.
The boy cries as he goes on his knees telling the owner to give him one last chance and that he has a wife and two young boys, and without this job he cannot feed them. The owner is very sad but says no again, the pizza boy later goes to his house to meet his beuitful wife malinda and tell her the bad news. "I was recently fired from the pizza hut from a order not been fufilled, and without this job we cannot feed the kids or pay for this home that we have worked so hard for."
The wife sobbers and in anger breaks a bottle and hits the pizza boy. The next day he awoke with a note on his chest saying his wife had left him with a note "I am tired of you and your poor job I have taken the kids with me aswell good bye steven" The pizza boy is sad and grabs a rope out from the basement, he ties it onto the ceiling and grasply puts it around his neck. The pizza boy has now kicked the stool that was holding his dear life. The pizza boy is dead because of you, i hope you are happy.
Yes but the neighbor could be in a harsh condition of money at the moment and by sending him a triple order deluxe from pizza hut you may in danger him of having his house taken from the government and officially bankrupt having to live on the streets and finding trash for the wife and children he loves.or ya know he could pay for the pizza. or say he didn't order any.
I hope you know that you can get into trouble for prank calling another person.or ya know they could order their neighbor a pizza.
The person who answers the phone may think you're a stalker (not that you are right now). It's always against the law to prank call people because not only do people prank call for fun but there are bad evil people out in this world who can make anonymous threats and calls to anyone who's lives are in danger and may not reveal their identities, and therefore if you prank call someone, that person's gonna think you're that person about to threaten their life and maybe kill them. People can get killed (after receiving anonymous threats and calls). Therefore the person might call 9-11, have the call traced, and the police may know where you're calling from and come arrest you and think you're harassing them.
