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Off Topic / Re: procrastination Megathread-No Fap February
« on: February 10, 2013, 03:59:23 PM »
"Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homoloveual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.
I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.
1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of Menstrual "uncleanliness" - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?
6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homoloveuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there degrees of abomination?
7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?
8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?
9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14) I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I'm confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging."
I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's Laws and how to follow them.
1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of Menstrual "uncleanliness" - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself, or should I ask the police to do it?
6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homoloveuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there degrees of abomination?
7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?
8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?
9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14) I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I'm confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging."
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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: February 10, 2013, 03:32:48 PM »no it's not. most women are good cooks. that's a compliment.Positive discrimination can still be harmful. But I think I'm just being annoying, so I'll drop it.
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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: February 10, 2013, 03:23:56 PM »
That's awfully loveist. =/
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Off Topic / Re: Post pictures of people you like
« on: February 10, 2013, 02:48:41 PM »
Oh, this is about celebrities. I thought it was rather creepy, before realizing that!
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Drama / Re: mlockha - Troll, bans everyone on server including other admins
« on: February 10, 2013, 02:14:03 PM »
But he never claimed not to do it, and banning a bunch of people doesn't kill them. Mlockha made a mistake. He made amends. The issue is over.
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Off Topic / Re: Post real life pictures of yourself.
« on: February 10, 2013, 02:12:34 PM »
I burn salad.
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General Discussion / Re: RTB DOWN until further notice
« on: February 10, 2013, 01:07:46 PM »
Warrior, next time do that to TheHotHat, please. =Z
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General Discussion / Re: Which kind of server you like the best?
« on: February 10, 2013, 04:27:19 AM »
I like community and theme builds best.
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Off Topic / Re: Conservation officer shoots a doge to death.
« on: February 10, 2013, 03:20:53 AM »
If a dog is going to attack me, I'm not gonna fiddle around with pepper spray. That's coming from a serious animal lover. I don't think the article gives enough accurate info to really judge any party, though.
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Off Topic / Re: procrastination Megathread-No Fap February
« on: February 10, 2013, 02:46:28 AM »
Not the cool denominations!
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Off Topic / Re: Blockland
« on: February 10, 2013, 02:43:42 AM »
Anyone who says no is a communist!
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Off Topic / Re: procrastination Megathread-No Fap February
« on: February 10, 2013, 02:41:24 AM »
Works for me!
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Off Topic / Re: procrastination Megathread-No Fap February
« on: February 10, 2013, 02:30:29 AM »
Oh, right. But Mr Man is kinda nuts. He has also said that he's not biloveual, since it goes against his religion.