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Games / Re: Space Station 13, now with DENTAL PLAN!
« on: August 31, 2010, 08:23:08 PM »
Yeah, I think 600 is pretty easy to get.

I still have yet to get Traitor Scientist.

I seriously want to go on a mad bombing spree and NOT get banned.
PM me bomb making guide please.

9497
Games / Re: Space Station 13, now with DENTAL PLAN!
« on: August 29, 2010, 11:04:53 PM »
Somebody tell me how to make a bomb and the proccess, as I apparently can't make one.

9498
Games / Re: Space Station 13, now with DENTAL PLAN!
« on: August 29, 2010, 12:10:17 PM »
Proogles is getting pissed that he can't put a heavy computer together properly.

9499
Games / Re: Space Station 13, now with DENTAL PLAN!
« on: August 29, 2010, 01:21:27 AM »
Christopher Style says, "Red, I really don't think that monkey is a rev."

9500
Games / Re: Space Station 13, now with DENTAL PLAN!
« on: August 28, 2010, 11:34:07 AM »
SYNDICATE OPERATIVES ARE HARD

AND FEEP WAS BOARDING UP OUR SHUTTLE WITH WALLS RAAAGGGGEEE
Stupid doctors
Syndicate > All other traitor types

9501
Games / Re: Space Station 13, now with DENTAL PLAN!
« on: August 28, 2010, 02:03:59 AM »
I'd rather my bar tables not be covered in your virtual semen.
Your bar tables were covered with your virtual blood shortly after.

9502
Games / Re: Space Station 13, now with DENTAL PLAN!
« on: August 28, 2010, 12:47:41 AM »
forget you whoever Space Hobo is.

9503
Games / Re: Space Station 13, now with DENTAL PLAN!
« on: August 27, 2010, 09:55:13 PM »
"love and the Singularity" was the problem you made.
Who ever said it was a problem?























9504
Games / Re: Space Station 13, now with DENTAL PLAN!
« on: August 27, 2010, 07:15:52 PM »
"Poon tang" was the problem you made.

9505
Games / Re: Space Station 13, now with DENTAL PLAN!
« on: August 27, 2010, 09:00:50 AM »
Heh, yeah, you were only cybering ironically
I see no irony in that.

to addon to Jacob/Lee's post,

Extra tips:
1.wait before getting facehugged, otherwise it will become NPC controlled.
2. bar maintenance is a good place to hide.
3. open plasma canisters so you can get extra plasma.

The bar maintenance didn't work too well, the hive ended up getting swarmed and of the 4 people facehugged, three larva died, the queen died and I was the last alien, too bad I was an engineer.

9506
Games / Re: Space Station 13, now with DENTAL PLAN!
« on: August 26, 2010, 10:40:20 PM »
Guide to being a xenomorph.
how to start a alien regime on the ss13
  • be a mining engineer
  • go to the mining station and suit up with a jetpack
  • leave the south airlock and take a right
  • mine till you see a facehugger
  • mine the asteroid it is stuck in
  • get leaped on and go back to ss13
  • hide in a dark tunnel
  • ???
  • profit
TO BE AN ALIEN:
1. Someone must burst (chestburst from the egg)
2. A random ghost is chosen to control that alien, possibly the former person.
3. This system allows for you to re-live if you forget up, but means that not all could get a turn at alien.
4. If you die as an alien, you join the ghost pool as whatever your alien was. Ex. alien queen (666) hisses, "forget I died."
BIG BAD LIST OF XENOS
  • Medic: heal your brothers.
  • Combat: Kick ass with some armor and tail impalement.
  • Engineer: forget prying open airlocks, just melt the damn thing.
  • Queen: Run the hive and guard your eggs.
Warriors have exo-skeletons that make armor. They can use a tail as far as I remember, too. They hit harder and take more hits. Good hive guards. Sadly, no acid spit.
Medic: Can go invisible for 30 seconds, can heal others for 20 points of damage. Probably other stuff too, never played as one.
Engineer: Can melt walls and airlocks, spit acid, decent attack. Best hive expanders.
Queen: Without one of these your hive is void. Only type that can lay eggs. Can spit acid and go invisible. Guard this one well. Has armor, moves slower than others.

Objectives: Aliens have no real objective, abduct people, hug faces, slaughter the human race. Just try not to die in the first five minutes, k?

Tips:
1. Do not, and I mean NEVER go out of maintenance tunnels, dark places or less visited places. Being near indestructible doesn't make you taser proof.
2. Guard the goddamn queen. If no queens and facehuggers are left, you're species is forgeted.
3. The larva are your next generation, the new warriors, the new engineers, the new medics, hell, maybe the new queen.
4. Guard the eggs, don't know if they can be killed though.
5. Spitting somebody down then dragging them to the hive for facehugging is a pretty good idea, make sure nobody follows you, though.
6. You have built in thermals, make use of them.
7. You may be able to take 400-500 points of damage as a warrior, but taking on several security officers is not recommended.
8. You do not breathe and do not get effected by space, use this to your advantage.
9. Most people kill larva on sight, make sure you stay away from people as a larva.
10. The queen can hold her own against a target with a melee weapon, but not several or gunners.
11. Slap down as many weeds as possible. You can do jack stuff without plasma. (A different kind, it is gained by standing on weeds, you start with 250. ALWAYS plant weeds first.)
12. All fully grown aliens can pry open any non-bolted/welded airlock. The door will never close again so use this wisely.
13. Your natural weapons are powerful, much better than most human weapons.
14. Facehuggers are great defense against hive intruders, leave plenty near the larva and other eggs. Stop intruders and expand the hive at the same time!
15. As far as I know, facehuggers cannot die. Any human within range of them is fundamentally doomed forever.
16. Eggs can be removed via surgery, forget up the robotics lab as much as possible.
17. Don't have all alive aliens queens damnit, have atleast two queens with a maximum of three.
18. Plasma cutters are effective against you. Keep away from people with RIG suits unless they are stunned.
19. You can use human weapons, it is ironic when you stun somebody and get them facehugged with their own baton.
20. A handy ability for all is "Call facehuggers". It is obvious you use it because it will say "alien *classhere* (number here) roars". It attracts all immediate facehuggers and makes them follow you for a little while.
21. Running the halls as an alien is not recommended unless the human population is low or there are lots of aliens with you.

Good hive spots:
1. All maintenance with little access and no interior windows.
2. Fairly isolated areas, crew quarters and the showers/toilets.
3. Areas with low amounts of people with access, bridge, E.V.A. with lockdown on and stripped of racks and all that useless stuff, toxins, etc.
4. Atmos is fairly empty and BIG, so it makes a good spot for a hive.
5. Never, ever go and make a hive in populated/visible/easily accessible areas. Hallways, mess hall, bar, medbay, courtroom, none of these are good for a hive.
6. Planting weeds everywhere can cover your tracks as weeds grow naturally and are less likely to get tracked back to the hive.

*Note, not all of these areas are guranteed to be unpopulated. That is what facehugger hive guards are for

9507
Games / Re: Dwarf Fortress
« on: August 26, 2010, 10:33:35 PM »
I wanna be some random dwarf.

9508
Games / Re: Space Station 13, now with DENTAL PLAN!
« on: August 26, 2010, 10:26:52 PM »
Who the forget has virtual love with someone they've never met in RL?
It's called roleplaying for a raisin.

9509
Games / Re: Space Station 13, now with DENTAL PLAN!
« on: August 26, 2010, 09:28:14 PM »
Oh, you're Fridge Style. How does it feel to know that the only poon tang you'll ever get is in a 2d spaceman game based around poo?
Who the forget says "poon tang"?

9510
Games / Re: Space Station 13, now with DENTAL PLAN!
« on: August 25, 2010, 10:03:45 PM »
I WALK OUT MY DOOR TO MY QUARTERS, HEAD HELD HIGH WITH PRIDE TO BE MET WITH
Fridge Style has been hit by the meteor
Fridge Style has been hit by the meteor
Fridge Style has been hit by the meteor
Fridge Style has been hit by the meteor
Fridge Style has been hit by the meteor
Fridge Style has been hit by the meteor
KILLBOT  [145.9] states, "Jacob Glover has signed up as Geneticist."
Fridge Style has been hit by the meteor
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Unrecognized or inaccessible verb: sucumb
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OOC: Joksu: what the hell??
Fridge Style is holding his breath. It looks like he's trying to commit Self Delete.
... You can almost hear someone talking ...
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OOC: Cicadalek: in an unrelated matter I just wanna put it out there that meteor sucks and is gay
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You have given up life and succumbed to death.

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