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Games / Re: NUCLEAR WEAPONS forget YEAH!

« on: August 04, 2010, 03:45:54 AM »

I fired a ton of ICBMs and, sure, I made Chicago, the farthest north city I had heat up but no fallout.

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Games / Re: Space Station 13, now with 0 calories!

« on: August 04, 2010, 02:18:48 AM »

The files better have a newer/better Alien code.
Fridge Style  [145.9] says, "FLEX-0 had the "Brobot thinking cartridge" built it"
FLEX-0  [145.9] states, "Brobots are my favorite kind of bots."
Eddie Seng  [145.9] says, "I woulda thought Hobots."
FLEX-0  [145.9] declares, "Except for the Fembots. AWWWWYEAH"
Henk Zakopane  [145.9] asks, "FLEX-0, what colour are your eyes?"
FLEX-0  [145.9] queries, "Black? How the hell do I know?"
Solomon Demeter says, "hoo dere-a yuoo"
Bo Jackson  [145.9] says, "Where are the gibs at"
Your Cigarette goes out.
Bo Jackson  [145.9] says, "If I'm the wizard"
Solomon Demeter exclaims, "deny me-a my vheems - Bork Bork Bork!"
OOC: DarthLuke69: No
Reid Patel  [145.9] says, "henk zakopane is trying to run people over"
Solomon Demeter says, "ee veell keell yuoo ffur zeese"
Reid Patel  [145.9] says, "arrest the heck out of him please"
Dale Pooper says, "DEATH THREAT"
Dale Pooper says, "TAKE HIM DOWN"

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Games / Re: Space Station 13, now with 0 calories!

« on: August 04, 2010, 01:22:25 AM »

hao2make other kinds of acids?

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Off Topic / Re: The Weapons Stereotype Thread

« on: August 03, 2010, 09:20:03 PM »

I have not met a man that can outsmart boolet

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Games / Re: Minecraft; SMP TOMORROW

« on: August 03, 2010, 06:56:52 PM »

"One thing worth noting, and this is a pretty startling discovery: a steady stream of tiny black spiders appear to be constantly flowing from the mouth of the TerrorBear. I have no explanation for this phenomenon, but can say indefinitely that I will never sleep again having seen the things I've seen in the last 24 hours."

So poetic.

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Games / Re: Minecraft; SMP TOMORROW

« on: August 03, 2010, 06:55:19 PM »

Mini-swarm spiders.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

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Off Topic / Re: Stupid ads.

« on: August 03, 2010, 06:50:32 PM »

stuff. Well, the site I was at it seems pretty acceptable (mostly because I didn't look at "skip ad")

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Off Topic / Re: The Weapons Stereotype Thread

« on: August 03, 2010, 05:49:14 PM »

I sense a incoming argument.

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Games / Re: Bad Company 2

« on: August 03, 2010, 05:39:27 PM »

I cannot stress how many times I got killed because the AI said "Hey shotgunner, he ran back there in that house, start firing like crazy and hope you hit!"

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Off Topic / Re: The Weapons Stereotype Thread

« on: August 03, 2010, 05:35:14 PM »

Excuse me?

What are you implying?

Throw the knife.
There's your stealthy weapon.

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Off Topic / Re: The Weapons Stereotype Thread

« on: August 03, 2010, 05:34:34 PM »

In the matter of shotguns, BFBC:2 is more realistic than MW2, since you can shoot them hella far in BFBC:2.

I cannot stress how many times I got killed because the AI said "Hey shotgunner, he ran back there in that house, start firing like crazy and hope you hit!"

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Off Topic / Re: The Weapons Stereotype Thread

« on: August 03, 2010, 05:32:17 PM »

Physics causes the bullet to fly through the air

that's gravity st00pid.
/brickybob

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Off Topic / Re: The Weapons Stereotype Thread

« on: August 03, 2010, 05:30:44 PM »

Throw the knife.
There's your stealthy weapon.

Yep. The body, gun and probably the knife hitting the floor won't make any sound at all.


The shotgun spread is probably the most stressed. 30 yards is the recommended distance for most shotguns made recently. That doesn't sound like five feet, people.

In my state, Glocks are standard issue police handguns.

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Games / Re: Space Station 13, now with 0 calories!

« on: August 03, 2010, 04:05:34 PM »

MISSION SUCCESSFUL. ONE DEATH. LEADER: FRIDGE STYLE.

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Games / Re: Space Station 13, now with 0 calories!

« on: August 03, 2010, 03:21:32 PM »

Yay, new team on Gibbed #3 and i'm the recruiter!