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Off Topic / Re: I'm utterly confused and need advice

« on: June 25, 2011, 02:22:34 AM »

So far I'm liking the "ask for it, otherwise ask for it seriously, otherwise just take it, otherwise take legal action" thing.

ah, it seems my advice has actually helped someone. about loving time.

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Off Topic / Re: What to draw

« on: June 25, 2011, 02:18:52 AM »

draw a flying snake ninja shooting lasers at dragon monkeys dropping minecraft blocks onto a city of handicapped dwarves who wear funny hats.

do it.

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Off Topic / Re: I'm utterly confused and need advice

« on: June 25, 2011, 02:18:31 AM »

go to him and say " dad, can i have my laptop back?" he will say no. say "dad, give me my laptop back" he will say no. say "father, i will call the police if you don't give me my laptop" if he still says no pull out your phone and call the police. if he tries to get the phone away from you punch him in the face and say he tried to attack you.

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Off Topic / Re: I LOVE STEPHEN COLBERT.

« on: June 25, 2011, 02:14:46 AM »

what the forget. he makes the song sound much better than that thirteen year old prick.

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Off Topic / Re: I'm utterly confused and need advice

« on: June 25, 2011, 02:09:47 AM »

I'm trying to avoid completely raging and/or getting the law involved.

no.

ask him nicely and if he keeps saying no slowly evolve yourself into an angrier form of yourself. if he's not handicapped he will notice you are being serious and give it back.

did he catch you jacking off on skype?

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Games / Re: Minecraft; Beta 1.6.6! It's like the second coming of Jesus!

« on: June 25, 2011, 02:07:40 AM »

minecraft on the xbox is just minecraft on pc, only developed by a different team. in fact, notch has absolutely nothing to do with it except the origin and original content.

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Games / Re: Giving L4D2 FOR Terraria - Evidence in Picture.

« on: June 25, 2011, 02:05:55 AM »

isn't l4d2 like 7 dollars due to a discount? i got my copy for $6.80

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Off Topic / Re: Try and get a good scare out of me.

« on: June 25, 2011, 02:04:31 AM »

whenever you talk about being crippled part of your soul goes away with your poop.

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Off Topic / Re: What to draw

« on: June 25, 2011, 02:03:52 AM »

and a duck to the side.

SUPER CAT DUCK IN A SUIT MADE OF BABIE GIGGLES!

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Off Topic / Re: First Post That You Have Ever Done.

« on: June 25, 2011, 02:03:22 AM »

holy stuff, was i really that stupid?

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Off Topic / Re: What to draw

« on: June 25, 2011, 02:01:51 AM »

draw a flying snake ninja shooting lasers at dragon monkeys dropping minecraft blocks onto a city of handicapped dwarves who wear funny hats.

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Off Topic / Re: Try and get a good scare out of me.

« on: June 25, 2011, 02:00:57 AM »

iban is badspot incognito

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Off Topic / Re: I'm utterly confused and need advice

« on: June 25, 2011, 02:00:11 AM »

tell your dad to give you your loving computer back or you will call the police. if your parents are divorced and your mom bought the computer with her credit card, even if you payed her in cash, it's theft. if he refuses, call the loving police. what's he going to do? if he breaks it he goes to jail, if gives it back you get your computer back. you're smart enough to remove any viruses or key loggers he might have put on there. also, did you get caught storing pictures of your snake on there?

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Off Topic / Re: Try and get a good scare out of me.

« on: June 25, 2011, 01:57:16 AM »

everyone on the forum is my alt except you. i tricked you. i am everyone. i... am... GOD!

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Off Topic / Re: dont you love the forums

« on: June 25, 2011, 01:47:43 AM »

if this was a goody goody forum and badspot was some sort of stuffty moderator who banned people for saying forget no one would stay. luckily it's not and he's not and we have fun.