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Messages - fred da kiko

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and someone from new zealand would have that over an australian..?

you're making so little sense
It's simple, everyone on the planet has an English accent except you.

3602
failing to see how being from new zealand gives you an english accent...
English-esque, basically anywhere colonized primarily by the English has an accent that sounds English. It's got something to do with r's and stuff.

3603
neither does he
I thought he was from new Zealand.

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icygamma so he would be living in the shadow of his older successful brother
But you don't have an English accent, it would be impossible.

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Yeah, I thought they were always females... I guess "see" was the wrong verb. "Be near" might be better. Mostly because it would be helpful for reasons I'd rather not explain.
men are attracted to bikini models and distracted men are easy to shoot with a tranquilizer gun. It's a good thing my blood is pure molten gold, or else i would never be able to withstand all the tranquilizer darts.

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Drama / Re: BubbaGun- Attention Whore
« on: October 05, 2012, 01:05:45 AM »
forget bubba we aren't even talking about her anyway. Lord tony ftw
the only thing i don't miss about lord tony was how he used to start stuff...







oh wait...

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Games / Re: RuneScape - If I gave you my loving, would you take it?
« on: October 05, 2012, 01:03:23 AM »
how did you do that
I have lots of sets, yet I still have bank space.
you probably don't have the sheer amount of utterly useless cosmetic stuff i have. most of it isn't even cosmetic, i just use it as cosmetic. i have a leaf blade sword because it was the only silvery sword i could find that didn't have a max hit of 60.

3609
okay so when can you be my personal trainer
you can buy my exclusive face trainer DVD for only $14.95 plus shipping and handling.

3610
how exactly does this work each and ever muscle around your face?

you must have more secrets!
i work out half of my face muscles with face pushups, the other half gets its toned appearance by eating out bikini models. my workout routine consists of pleasing about 50 bikini models, 400 facepushups, 50 more models, then i stop for breakfast. you might be asking "fred, how do you find the time to play videogames?" the answer is simple, i have the ability to be at two places at once. while i am eating out models and doing face pushups, i am also enjoying videogames on a computer run solely off the sun light that reflects off of my pearly white teeth.
sounds painfull.
beauty is pain, luckily my body can not receive physical harm, as i am made of adimantium.

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Off Topic / Re: Computer Company -- STILL!! Need DECENT names
« on: October 05, 2012, 12:52:33 AM »
indoles tech.

indoles is the latin word for genius


3612
no, this is what happens when your internet connection runs so fast that it overloads the servers and destroys the website.

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Off Topic / Re: hilarious old thread
« on: October 05, 2012, 12:49:05 AM »
most of the people who got banned aren't active on the forums anymore.

3614
how do you create the masculine tone exclusive to your face?
face pushups.

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you seem a bit pale on your neck and ear, how do you tan?
intricate system of mirrors and blankets designed to illuminate my face with sunlight while keeping the rest of me as fair as a baby's star fish.

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