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Off Topic / Screw other candidates, I am the best president

« on: February 19, 2012, 02:08:50 PM »

GUYS, GUESS WHAT? NO loving ELECTIONS FOR ME, I DECLARE MYSELF YOUR PRESIDENT NOW. AS MY FIRST ACT AS PRESIDENT, ALL OTHER CANDIDATES WILL PERISH IN AN "ACCIDENT". THIS HAS BEEN YOUR PRESIDENT SPEAKING. THANK YOU FOR YOUR WORTHLESS TIME.

Seriously, stop with all of the president threads, this stuff is getting really annoying. Nobody's going to give a stuff in a few days. I don't understand why fads get so big on these forums. Please, just stop this stuff.

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Off Topic / German Sparkle Party (Bring your party pants to dancy dance)

« on: February 14, 2012, 04:46:44 PM »

Okay, I just remembered This video. I'm German and I find this hilarious. Discuss.

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Off Topic / Guys, I'm writing a Derpy story, I need ideas plz. (READ IT NOW PLZ)

« on: February 11, 2012, 09:00:11 PM »

So essentially, I am writing a wonderful derpy story about a guy named Mr. Dancerman, a pirate named Captain Barnacle Pete, and a horse named Jose Diego and their quest for magical rainbow shoes. They have already shot a ninja and duct taped their heads back on, caused buildings to fall on an orphanage, and made a birthday hat for a goblin. What are some really stupid/ridiculous things I should put into this beautiful fictional story about nothing in particular?

edit: What I have so far: http://pastebin.com/XP6MpPGf

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Off Topic / Does anyone else remember this horrendous video?

« on: January 27, 2012, 10:27:49 PM »

This horrendous aerocheder one

You can paint the town red, and make it all look bloody.

Who else remembers this video from back in 2009?

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Off Topic / Alright, so $100 what do?

« on: January 23, 2012, 02:54:57 PM »

While cleaning out my desk today, I found my old wallet hiding under a bundle of really old school papers. Inside, there were four twenties, a ten, and two fives and some change. I don't plan on saving any of it, because I already have a lot of money saved up and stumbled upon this due to sheer luck. What are some cool things to buy with it?

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Off Topic / Help me pick a badge for my new hat (lol Star wins)

« on: January 12, 2012, 10:32:30 PM »

So, I'm going to be ordering a new hat. Here is what it looks like.


It's an awesome ushanka. The problem is, I have no idea which badge to get in there. Should I get the star or the Eagle?



God dammit, which one? I need someone else's input, this is becoming obsessive.

Getting Star.

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Games / Rant about game graphics (and gamertards in general)

« on: December 29, 2011, 11:26:07 AM »

So recently, I have been hearng a lot of conversations around where people will call games terrible, without providing a reason. If I ask them why a game is bad, they will either say "because look at it, cod is so much better lol" or "dude, the graphics are gay why do you play that?" , or they will have some other bs reason or an opinion they try to state as a fact.

Who gives two stuffs about graphics? Old games are fun, but too many people put them off because of the graphics. Minecraft, in my opinion, is an amazing game, and it is very fun to play. As an achievement in gaming, it is monolithic. But every time I try to show it to someone, they say that it looks bad "because of the graphics". Who gives two stuffs about graphics? You play games for fun, not graphics. Do you see megarealistic games like "ultra coffee cup simulator 2012" which theoretically could have amazing graphics, wining awards for that reason? I don't think so.

If I made a game about drinking ultra realistic coffee, it would have great graphics, but it wouldn't be fun. Games are for fun, not graphics. Please, if you are going to bash games at all, come up with legitimate reasons first, or just play another game. When making an argument agains a game in general, remember that you are entitled to your own opinions, but not to your own facts.
/gamerant

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Off Topic / Krampus (Get in here and share some holiday cheer)

« on: December 21, 2011, 10:40:03 PM »

Gruss vom Krampus, Blockland!

I remember when I was little, I lived in Switzerland. My relatives enjoyed terrifying the living stuff out of me with stories about Krampus. In Switzerland, we didn't have any of your pusillanimous individual American coal. We had Krampus, a loving devil who comes to your house and eats you if you are bad. In the holiday spirit, let's share some Krampuskarten in this thread.




Merry Christmas, Blockland!

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Off Topic / What the forget is this, Skittles?

« on: November 28, 2011, 10:51:37 PM »

Look at that motherforgeter right above this text. IT IS A GREEN MOTHERloving SKITTLE. Why the hell do they exist? Are they only there to be a pain in the ass? Or do they just add weight to the bag? Well, regardless, they're loving horrible. I just reached into a bag of skittles and the first loving one I pull out is green. I eat it, forgetting that it tastes like laundry detergent and crystal pepsi mixed together. Who the forget likes green skittles? Why do they even exist? They only add weight to the package and their only purpose is to turn up in a hand full of otherwise delicious skittles to contaminate it and piss you off. Seriously, these things taste like absolute loving stuff. Why do they even make these/what do they put in them to make them taste so bad?

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Games / Quick new Vegas question

« on: November 24, 2011, 06:51:41 PM »

So, after installing Fallout New Vegas, I just started it up. For fifteen minutes it has been at a black screen, with the little spinny windows 7 cursor in the middle. The game is set to settings my computer can handle, but it doesn't crash. It's just stuck like this. Anyone know how to fix this?

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Off Topic / Goddamn ADHD

« on: November 21, 2011, 10:15:36 PM »

Does anyone else here have ADHD? I recently found out I have it, and it pisses me off. I mean, I have Ritalin and all that, but when I am at school, I just can't find the energy to pay attention. Anyone else have this problem? How the hell do you deal with this when no medication is immediately available?

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Off Topic / Schfifty Five

« on: November 18, 2011, 08:05:44 PM »

It seems like that time of year again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XccUMOQ978&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Discuss.

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Off Topic / The Truth About Showers

« on: October 25, 2011, 09:48:30 PM »

What the forget is this stuff?
Seriously, I have no clue what to say, except for "what the forget?"

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Off Topic / Pirates: Band of Misfits

« on: October 24, 2011, 09:44:18 PM »

Oh sweet Jesus, now we have another claymation movie from the people behind Wallace and Gromit. I want to hear your thoughts on the trailer, I really don't know what to say.

Here it is.

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Off Topic / Oh Jesus, My Spanish Teacher is Awesome

« on: October 19, 2011, 12:31:40 AM »

Today, my spanish teacher decided to not be his usual, semi-boring self and make class more interesting. He gave us a quiz and said "Read through it before you start". On the middle of the third page in bold font, it said "Rip up your paper and walk angrily out of the room". I got up, ripped up the sheet, and left the room and for a half hour everyone else tried to solve the problems instead of reading through. When that was done, he started telling corny jokes, half of which were funny themselves and the other half were funny because they were so terrible. The best one by far was this.

Teacher calls out to the class "This is a completely unrelated announcement, but twitter and facebook are combining to make a new website"

A girl in the back of the room, not the brightest crayon in the box, asks "What are they calling it?"

Teacher yells out "Twitface" and I laughed so hard because it was so stupid.

Then he said, "everyone hold up your quizzes". I held up the shreds of paper and he said "anyone who didn't rip their paper has to finish it for homework." The sad thing is that this was his last day at this school and now some old teacher is coming to teach us.

Does anyone else have any awesome teachers?