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Off Topic / Re: The above user dumped you
« on: September 26, 2011, 12:14:25 AM »
Druggie spent all of my money.
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Off Topic / Teaching Youth Group is fun! (Screw you Hiro)
« on: September 26, 2011, 12:13:41 AM »
So recently, my mother has been telling me to go get a job, do something, etc, so I volunteered to teach Youth Group at a nearby church to appease the angry volcano gods who will evidently destroy me and end the world if I don't get a job. My first day teaching was today, and let me tell you, it was fun as forget. I got there ten minutes before all of the kids were to arrive and I met my "boss". She was nice, and gave me an overview of what I was to teach these kids. Then the kids arrive and come inside the barn where youth group is. They're all around sixth grade, and they're looking at me like "who the forget is that". I introduce myself and I start teaching, and then my boss taps me on the shoulder and says, "you've done enough teaching, now it is time to play games". This happens ten minutes in to the two hour class.
Game time essentially means going into the preschool building, blasting Green Day loud as anything over the intercom, and playing hide and seek in this big as forget building. I have Basket Case blaring, and I hid in a spot nobody could ever find and played games on my phone, and for that I get $20. All of the kids said I was the best teacher ever :D
tl;dr When I teach Youth Group at church we listen to Green Day and play games instead of "learning"
Game time essentially means going into the preschool building, blasting Green Day loud as anything over the intercom, and playing hide and seek in this big as forget building. I have Basket Case blaring, and I hid in a spot nobody could ever find and played games on my phone, and for that I get $20. All of the kids said I was the best teacher ever :D
tl;dr When I teach Youth Group at church we listen to Green Day and play games instead of "learning"
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Off Topic / Re: Hot Girls
« on: September 26, 2011, 12:01:37 AM »
Jesus Christ, am I the only one who thinks Katy Perry is made of plastic?
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Off Topic / Re: Facebook friends making me cry... female friends
« on: September 25, 2011, 11:25:11 PM »If they went through with it it probably would have been for the better. Also what the forget did your parents tell you you were supposed to be aborted or some stuff?No, my parents aren't alive, dipstuff. My other parents didn't tell me, I found out by my own means.
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Off Topic / Re: Which Blocklander Should the Above Poster Marry?
« on: September 25, 2011, 10:27:16 PM »
Kilser
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Off Topic / Re: Facebook friends making me cry... female friends
« on: September 25, 2011, 10:21:42 PM »but you never would have known what anything was at all or that you were even aborted if you were aborted, it makes no senseBut I never would have existed, so it wouldn't matter, but I am happy to exist seeing as I was so very close to dying before existing, if that makes sense.
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Off Topic / Re: Facebook friends making me cry... female friends
« on: September 25, 2011, 10:15:56 PM »
I really do not support abortion, but I'm not going to kill you if you abort. The reason for this being that my parents who I can not remember were going to abort, doctors convinced them not to, and then while I was at home a few weeks later with someone they both died, and I was adopted into a different family. Seeing as I almost died from abortion, I don't support it, but I'm not against it under certain circumstances.
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Off Topic / Re: Say hello to the person above you and use a cookie monster and/or sad panda in t
« on: September 25, 2011, 10:11:02 PM »
Hi
Nonconformity is fun!
Nonconformity is fun!
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Off Topic / Re: Which Blocklander Should the Above Poster Marry?
« on: September 25, 2011, 09:29:54 PM »
Locomotiveman1
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Off Topic / Re: Who Is Your Favorite Actor?
« on: September 25, 2011, 09:22:21 PM »Leonardo DiCaprioI especially liked his performance in Inception.
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Off Topic / Re: Ask a quick question, get a quick answer
« on: September 25, 2011, 09:20:56 PM »
Okay.
When will people realize Noobtubing takes no skill?
When will people realize Noobtubing takes no skill?
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Games / Re: My clan: The Abandoned Bomb Squad
« on: September 25, 2011, 09:19:47 PM »
Okay, I will make the first serious post in this thread. Is going 16-0 at least once a day good enough for you, sir? I also have over 2000 Gamerscore. PM me if interested.
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Off Topic / Re: We made Fetus Cookies :D
« on: September 25, 2011, 07:56:07 PM »
What the forget?
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Off Topic / Re: Cracked.com: Probably the most entertaining and informative website on the web
« on: September 25, 2011, 07:52:52 PM »
I love cracked.