the only time I would hurt somebody is if they like
injure me to a serious degree
there are only a few other people who I would do the same for
one of them only comes up to about my shoulder
she's real nice and all, but I think she could handle herself anyway
she's in marching band too, and she used to play softball as well
osnap.
But in all seriousness, this kid and I have hated each other since the day we met and he kicked over my block tower. At summer camp, he brought me out into the woods and said we should settle our differences like men. I gave him a free punch, he punched me in the face, I do the same back to him, and he is flat on the ground out cold, broken nose and all. A few seconds later, he wakes up, feels his face and sees the blood on his hands, and jumps up and runs away holding his face like a little bitch. He then went to the hospital, where his parents picked him up. He's so damn spoiled. That one punch was worth having to clean latrines for the rest of camp.