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Off Topic / Re: How to deal with douchebag neighbor?

« on: September 21, 2013, 01:36:05 AM »

My question was left unanswered :c

Don't really know how to do that, but he probably wouldn't stop if I did, considering we live next to him and he could physically speak with her :I

You have us as an alibi if you ever get in any legal trouble, dude. I'm willing to help.

His parents tried to sue like five tradesmen who were in their house over the past ten years because they "trespassed," I just hope I get a good circumstance to stomp his ass into the ground versus just going and doing it

clearly you didn't read past the first few lines or something.


his parents sound like the typical snobby prep stuffbags that i'm all too familiar with.  i'd say psychologically forget with them all somehow.  sabotage their house or some stuff.  also deal with the kid as RaR said.

this is preppytown usa. I don't want to do anything that I could get caught for, except if he instigates it because then it's not my fault.

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Off Topic / Re: How to deal with douchebag neighbor?

« on: September 21, 2013, 01:30:26 AM »

Spit in his forgetin' face. Humiliate him. He's nothing. Don't be so scared of him, as long as you don't loving stomp the guy to an inch of his life, he's going to have difficulty trying to sue you.

People are irrationally scared of being sued. People don't sue each other for punch-ups. Filing a lawsuit costs a stuffload of money, and you really think he's going to get the authorities involved on this when he's the one distributing CP?

Here's a really good idea actually: Contact his parents.

Already contacted them, I went over and spoke with them and they didn't give half a forget. Plus his dad is a CPA making probably 150k+ a year so I don't think they'd have any financial issues. The only problem is it'd be so easy to paint me as the aggressor because I'm older and bigger

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Off Topic / Re: How to deal with douchebag neighbor?

« on: September 21, 2013, 01:27:39 AM »

sorry again.
like rar said let the woman kick his ass

she's 4'11 and 90 pounds, she's not much bigger than he is plus she isn't too strong, so she physically couldn't, psychologically there is the option of reporting him but I don't know how to go about that and it wouldn't really stop him considering his parents don't care enough to punish him and they CONGRATULATED him for it too

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Off Topic / Re: How to deal with douchebag neighbor?

« on: September 21, 2013, 01:25:11 AM »

Dude, I don't know. That's pretty damn beta. I mean, yeah, it'll look bad on you, but almost every guy (and girl) in the world would understand beating up a perverted creep for loveually harassing your fiancee. That's all he is. A perverted creep, a home wrecker, general scum tier. Yeah, he's roostery and he thinks he's smart, many people do.

You're giving him waaay too much credit IMO. If you can't intimidate him, you don't have to put him in a coma to get a message across. One well placed punch to the solar plexus and it's done.

Or, you can ignore it. That won't look very good on you, and I can almost guarantee it'll leave a pretty stuffty impression on your fiancee. I guess if you wanna be the merciful beta you can, but if you're confident your relationship will survive it then w/e. Maybe he'll get bored and chase after someone else.

I'm perfectly willing to kick his ass, I just need an excuse so I don't look "violent" and go back to the hospital or get sued because I'm a legal adult and they could directly sue me, and I have no money. Maybe a submission hold on him would work, not to hurt him but to show him I'm so much stronger than he is and so much bigger?

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Off Topic / Re: How to deal with douchebag neighbor?

« on: September 21, 2013, 01:21:09 AM »

or maybe you can ask him nicely to stop.

I already did, said in the OP. He refuses to stop and threatened to fight me before over it, which is stupid as hell because he's saying it just to piss me off because I can barely touch him except in certain situations

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Off Topic / Re: How to deal with douchebag neighbor?

« on: September 21, 2013, 01:18:25 AM »

Talk directly to your girlfriend about the situation, and tell her exactly how much you want to beat his ass for her. You'd be surprised how much she can help. Not by actual violence, but in other, subtler, more legal ways.

we've already agreed we're getting engaged this winter, I know she isn't going anywhere, but I hate this kid for doing this and I want to stop it now and hopefully prevent him from pulling this stuff on someone else in the future.

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Off Topic / Re: How to deal with douchebag neighbor?

« on: September 21, 2013, 01:15:57 AM »

its either
let the forgetstuff send pictures of his richard which is probably 2 inches in size to your girlfriend
or
BEAT THE stuff OUT OF HIM AND TELL HIM TO forget
OFF

He doesn't really even come to my chest when we stand up, getting him to instigate would be the best outcome but not easy. I've fought bigger guys before because of hockey (I'm the biggest guy on my team) and I've only lost one fight and that was in like jr mites when I was 6 so I'm just afraid I'll be too strong, I need to figure out how to send the message without "Really" hurting him

The guy sounds like a friend beta.

You don't have to beat the stuff out of him, if you're so physically superior to him, why can't you intimidate him? The guy is making a total bitch out of you, not many people can get away with sending richard pics to a man's girlfriend without losing a few teeth.

He isn't intimidated because he's really roostery and knows I can't really touch him unless he instigates because otherwise I'll get forgeted up the ass with punishments legally/hospital wise. In a perfect world, I'd just walk twenty feet and kick the stuff out of him but I'd only do that if I had NO other option, I don't want to go to the hospital again

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Off Topic / Re: How to deal with douchebag neighbor?

« on: September 21, 2013, 01:08:53 AM »

Lol that means nothing as long as your houses don't look exactly the same and can be easily mixed up.

there are two houses on my street, and they're across from each other and there aren't really numbers, the mailboxes are at the end of the road. Plus the same architect designed both houses and they're very similar in color.

I wouldn't take that stuff. He's bringing out the beta in you. Don't let him do that. Either you tell him the forget off or you make him forget off.


Seriously, not trying to look like a tough guy here, but if someone was loveually harassing my girlfriend like that I'd be pretty pissed.

I am pretty pissed but I just don't want to go back to the hospital/get sued/more criminal stuff on my record

Oh, so if someone sent you richard pictures and told the police on you that would make you guilty for having those pictures?

No, he is the one who sent the photos. Take the photos and bring them to his principal. It isn't illegal if you're reporting it. Come on.

But it'd raise a ton of suspicion if I went, oh here's pictures of your student's richard, I just kinda had them, I swear he sent them willingly

Oh here's another idea.

Boxcutter.

not going to kill him

forget yes do this
or hire a hitman

If I wanted to kill him I would've already done it

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Off Topic / Re: How to deal with douchebag neighbor?

« on: September 21, 2013, 01:04:02 AM »

oh yes i had not thought of that. i apologize. get him to punch you then kick his ass.

I think this might work, but I don't know how I'll send a message without pissing off his family so they call in lawyers and stuff, maybe put him in a hold so he doesn't really get hurt but he feels that I'm too strong for him?

Get his address and post it on craigslist saying there'll be a gay orgy there at a specified time.

no because he lives right next to me

psych hospital?
psych as in psycho?
or psych as in psychiatrist?

as in I'm severely bipolar and I was mandated to go because of incidents at school

Stole the words right from my mouth.


Anyway, what you should do other than that is threaten to take his richard pictures to his school principal or something.

No seriously, why don't you take his richard pics to his principal?

because I'm technically an adult and I'd be possessing cp?

this
or fight the friend and show whos the forgetin guy in the situation

6'2 man fights >5 teenager, makes me look good, doesn't it? unless he hits first I look like a stuffty aggressor

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Off Topic / Re: How to deal with douchebag neighbor?

« on: September 21, 2013, 12:58:34 AM »

Cut him like a barber with a Parkinsons disorder

Call loveual harassment or tell the teachers at school about what he's doing, he'll surely get in trouble I think.

It doesnt loving matter if he's a twig, talk to your parents. In my home, my dad would be like "forget him up!"

I'm over a foot taller and over twice his weight, and I live in a white as stuff neighborhood so his parents would bring in the lawyers if I just even gave him an indian burn

he's sending CP without her consent
report to the police and he'll get charged with loveting or loveual harassment or something idk

If all else fails I'll talk to somebody, but I'd rather not get the police involved.

this guys harrasing my woman i can his ass but i might hurt him what do i do

I don't want to get in legal trouble, I just got out of the psych hospital this summer and I don't want to get sent back for displaying "violent symptoms" or some stuff

It's not worth getting a criminal record over this no-good 16 year old. If your girlfriend really loves you this boy can send her all the richard pics he wants but she'd ignore it and still be with you. If she does otherwise and falls for him, then she's not only an idiot but doesn't actually love you. I think your parents should talk with his parents before the situation tightens more.

Already did talk to them, no dice. I guess my best chance is to let him instigate and kick the ever loving stuff out of him, I don't see any other way he'd listen

take him up on the offer of fighting
if he goes first, you can hit him back, it's self defense
and if he's a twig, kick his ass

I'd snap him in half, I'm a 6'2 hockey player, he's less than 5 feet tall and is a cauxan or some stuff for crew, so he stands in the boat, doesn't even row

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Off Topic / How to deal with douchebag neighbor? UPDATE PAGE 5

« on: September 21, 2013, 12:51:36 AM »

to preface this, I have stuffty impulse control, so that's why i have to ask you guys about stuff because my decisions suck ass

So, my neighbor is a huge douchebag. He's this scrawny ass, 4'9, 80 pound guy, 16 years old, on the crew team for his prep school, so naturally he thinks he's some hot stuff. Recently he's been aggressively trying to take my girlfriend. Like expressing verbal desires for us to break up so he can have her when he thinks I can't hear. Well, long story short, we're getting engaged soon and I know she would never leave me, but I want this little stuff to back the forget off. I've already asked him nicely and he's threatened to fight me multiple times.

Now, this is literally THE ONLY OPTION I see for making him calm his stuff and stop. Normally, if he were remotely close to my size, I'd take him up on his offer. But I don't want to get in any trouble for hurting him because he's too smart to instigate. I'm also 6'2 and 195 pounds, fairly strong and a hockey player to boot. It would look stuffty because A, I'd be the one instigating because he would never throw first, and B, I'd probably hurt him even just grappling because he's a loving twig.

I went to his parents and explained the situation to them and that he was harassing my girlfriend (sent her richard pics even) and that I wished for him to stop. His dad couldn't give fewer stuffs, and said something like "if he gets her that means he's better than you" and it took all of my self restraint to not rip his head off. His mother was the same way. I don't know what to do because he technically didn't do anything wrong and his parents don't care about it and are almost proud of him for it. What should I do? My options are running out at this point and my impulse to smash his face on the curb when I see him walking home from the bus is getting harder to control

TL;DR girlfriend and I are getting engaged this winter, douchebag 16 year old neighbor somehow gets her number and starts texting her richard pics and trying to take her from me, parents don't care and kid wants to fight me but I'd probably hurt him, what do

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Off Topic / Re: What is your opinion on love?

« on: September 18, 2013, 08:35:44 PM »

Already asked her out.

I mean that you need to accept that she doesn't like you and move on in a more positive direction. You can't control how she feels but you can control what you do to make your life better.

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Off Topic / Re: What is your opinion on love?

« on: September 18, 2013, 08:25:05 PM »

Love is terrible. Joking but i never really cared about loved because the girl i loved and cared for didn't even want to be friends with me. And the sad part is i will always love her.

you need to cut your losses. Love is a two way affair, there's a girl out there who wants you, you might already know her or might not, but she's there and you guys would make a perfect couple. Don't give up on finding her, but don't rush yourself either

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Off Topic / Re: What is your opinion on love?

« on: September 18, 2013, 07:30:40 PM »

Congrats on the engagement, rockslide!

Thank you. I'm just so glad I have her, so many people have used and abused me and she came along and showed nothing but love, so we might be getting engaged a little young-ish, but it's more than worth it, we spent a lot of time making the decision of when it was right together.

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Off Topic / Re: What is your opinion on love?

« on: September 18, 2013, 07:26:44 PM »

With my current girlfriend, we were friends for over a year and stayed as such for a little white after confessing our feelings, because we had interest in each other but we felt we should wait and see if that interest was still there in a week or so. Long story short, we'd both been hurt before by others and as such were hesitant, but this relationship's been going on better than anyone could ever have asked for quite a few years, and we're getting engaged next winter.