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keep in mind cord already made it clear that he doesn't care about any future existing in a time where his kids aren't alive and affected

https://youtu.be/yRxx8pen6JY?t=10

ya boy image tagged a youtube link

917
winner: papa john
why they win:
special power move: winning

918
my asthmatic lungs are preemptively crying in preparation for a Greater Atmosphere above America

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Off Topic / Re: #notmyronaldo
« on: March 30, 2017, 12:35:06 PM »
^ best one by far

920
how do i summon a succubus?

i can give u my ex's number

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Drama / Re: Corderlain is probably Master Matthew
« on: March 30, 2017, 08:28:24 AM »
must not get enough from his wife and kids

oh lmao

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Off Topic / Re: my school got a shooting threat
« on: March 30, 2017, 08:25:19 AM »
also if you even mention it in the school from now on you literally go to juvie which is forgetin bullstuff

whats the point of this

923
Your favorite genre is 100% likely to be considered stuff by someone

as someone who likes death metal, metalcore, etc i feel this deeply

924
Off Topic / Re: Samsung Galaxy S8 and S8+ Revealed
« on: March 29, 2017, 09:32:31 PM »
and i thought my 5.7" 6p was big. even worse with a case, can't even put the phone in my front pocket it's so uncomfortable smfh

925
it is true, i was the last soul that he ate-- even his pre-final-form form was impressive

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Off Topic / Re: #notmyronaldo
« on: March 29, 2017, 09:09:34 PM »
when u in the mood to hear ur exhaust so you hit redline off a green light and pass a cop pulling up from around a corner


927
Ed ego sum.
If you want sore joints and a worn out tongue, sure.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Off Topic / Re: Is monday a bad word?
« on: March 29, 2017, 04:01:40 PM »
nibba just doesn't roll off the tongue as well as brother :/

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Off Topic / Re: I need to prove the earth is flat at geography
« on: March 29, 2017, 02:32:22 PM »
it measures 30cm, is the earth really that big

get a bigger ruler

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Off Topic / Re: I need to prove the earth is flat at geography
« on: March 29, 2017, 11:43:57 AM »
earth was originally this



until it was flattened by a mammoth-shaped planet killing all dinosaurs and then humans started existing

this shape flattened looks like the maps tablesalt mentioned

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