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Off Topic / Re: If ya boy takes control of a chick, is it gay to forget them?

« on: March 28, 2017, 01:46:56 PM »

love is mind body and soul and if all three aint female then y'aighnt straight

i get this and agree with it, but without religion in the mix,

is it gay if you (a straight man) convince a hot woman who says shes a straight man trapped in a woman's body into believing you're a straight woman in a man's body and she lets u smash bc her social justice senses are confused? i mean the chromosomes are correct the biology's THERE it MATCHES UP

then again i guess that isn't completely comparable tho since that's a mentally ill person vs someone who has conscious control of a person from the opposite love's body

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Off Topic / Re: what really grinds your gears v.8675309

« on: March 28, 2017, 01:31:26 PM »

trying to put on socks when your feet are even just a little wet

When people on the freeway going 75+ slow down to like 35 when the road barely curves.

forget for real

or when someone who was in a semi's draft at 60mph decides to pass the truck but does so at 63mph

or when the semi tries passing someone then gets stuck in the fast lane but refuses to go faster than 65-70

or when everyone in the fast lane is stuck going 75-80 thanks to one wise guy up front and the idiot behind you tries passing you in the slow lane but then realizes "oh stuff they're going even slower" and tries cutting in front of you

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Off Topic / Re: If ya boy takes control of a chick, is it gay to forget them?

« on: March 28, 2017, 11:12:10 AM »

it makes danny gay

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Off Topic / Re: [NEWS] HOW TO BE EDGELORD

« on: March 28, 2017, 10:02:17 AM »

can we stop using a news tag for any topic containing information please

this isn't a current event its a set of instructions

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Off Topic / Re: I'm a pagan, technically. AMA.

« on: March 28, 2017, 09:50:35 AM »

lmao path ur having too much fun w this

Satanism, maybe later.

what is satanism to a pagan

i thought it was just a non-religious, self-reliant lifestyle type of thing

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Off Topic / Re: Car thread

« on: March 28, 2017, 08:33:55 AM »

my old auto-trans '98 sable stuffbox would die on me mid-drive on 85+ degree days during long drives and i was able to start it up in neutral going 60 mph


mazda fd3s rx7

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Off Topic / Re: Let's Play A Game Of Catch

« on: March 27, 2017, 09:57:54 PM »

trying to pass the ball to outland like



+1 for the above corkswipe post btw

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Off Topic / Re: [NEWS] Blockland user uprising to stop the forum press

« on: March 27, 2017, 09:01:40 PM »

alternative is the only [news] poster i trust

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Off Topic / Re: Elon Musk founds Neuralink to pioneer merging human brains with AI

« on: March 27, 2017, 06:24:06 PM »

finally i can merge my brain with a computer and develop a program to kill myself

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Off Topic / Re: what really grinds your gears v.8675309

« on: March 27, 2017, 05:00:26 PM »

my mom is trying to make me cancel vacation plans with friends to play paintball wayyyy out in the middle of nowhere with my older sister's boyfriend of 1 month like he's supposed to be "the one" for her - just like the past 3 guys - and i should connect with the potential future member of the family lmao no stop

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Off Topic / Re: explain the cultural integration of the confederate battle flag

« on: March 27, 2017, 01:46:45 PM »

If you try to argue that there's anything more to it, then you're either hilariously out of the know, or you're a dumbass.

damn sometimes i forget that ike knows everything

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Off Topic / Re: Car thread

« on: March 27, 2017, 01:00:23 PM »

auto opening doors via nintendo controller button combo lol

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Off Topic / Re: privateinternetaccess makes fullpage ad showing senators who forgeted privacy

« on: March 27, 2017, 12:24:59 PM »

i wonder how much the ISPs paid for these votes

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Off Topic / Re: Poll - What (stuffty) country would you live in

« on: March 27, 2017, 12:16:02 PM »

nigeria

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Off Topic / Re: explain the cultural integration of the confederate battle flag

« on: March 27, 2017, 11:05:08 AM »

the way i see it is it used to mean something, now it means something else. given its history i don't think it's necessarily appropriate for a government facility to fly it unless they make a locally-well-received public statement as to what the flag means to them

i don't care if people fly them. those who do are just letting me know there's a 90% chance that they'll annoy me and have a dumb accent