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Creativity / Re: Creativity of Badspot's the pictures for fun!

« on: September 28, 2012, 11:18:49 PM »

Damnit cublands

You just put Adware 5.n Generic in the form of "videotwister" , witch wasn't optional, advertising FREE MNECRAFT!!!!1 in internet explorer while I'm running FIREFOX.

What are you on about?

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Creativity / Re: How to: Writing a Story, the Outline and Structure

« on: September 28, 2012, 05:43:31 PM »

if you need to use a guide to write a story you should find a new hobby

"If you don't already know how to do advanced calculus, then you should kill yourself."

You know, because schooling is a guide.

You honestly believe that someone who doesn't understand this guide's basic information will be able to write a story, and finish it, with it making sense?  The information here is just a collection of necessary essentials that every story in existence follows.

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Creativity / Re: How to: Writing a Story, the Outline and Structure

« on: September 28, 2012, 01:20:04 PM »

this is how i write a story
1: open textedit
2: stare at blank screen
3: keysmash
4: cry in corner

You could always ask for help...

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Off Topic / Re: I have a new religion.

« on: September 28, 2012, 01:19:18 PM »

People see signs of the faith in all forms, but do not misinterpret the Orca God as a fish, you fiend!

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Off Topic / Re: I have a new religion.

« on: September 28, 2012, 03:04:15 AM »

What the forget.

Orca will not say "What the forget" as he has the power to forget the what.

All hail Orca.

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Off Topic / Re: I have a new religion.

« on: September 27, 2012, 06:07:45 PM »

Sarah was so young, too.

Her father shouldn't have tried to recite Bible versus.  Nothing is effective against the mighty Orca Lord, and you should not test his might.

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Off Topic / Re: I have a new religion.

« on: September 27, 2012, 06:03:21 PM »

You know, I've read the book twice, and the part with the orphanage gets me riled up each time I read it.

Why couldn't Lord Orca save Sarah?  Was it really too late for her to stop eating those fish?

Shameful disobedience.

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Off Topic / Re: I have a new religion.

« on: September 27, 2012, 03:55:09 PM »

Say those holy words, brotha'!  Say those honey-filled things like there ain't no tomorra'!

Amen!

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Off Topic / Re: Tragedy in my town last night.

« on: September 27, 2012, 03:52:06 PM »

Jeez it took you guys this long to figure out where I live?

Lol I'm even surprised Kalphiter didn't figure it out yet, what with all his IP magic.

Who are you responding to?  This is the second time you've posted here where I was wondering to myself, "Did the post above him get deleted...?"

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Off Topic / Re: What if the above user came to visit you in real-life?

« on: September 27, 2012, 03:03:32 PM »

I'd force my religious view unto him.

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Off Topic / Re: I have a new religion.

« on: September 27, 2012, 02:56:55 PM »

Proper grammar: You lack it.

It's actually a proper thing to say, just not a complete sentence.  This is a forum, however, so it's the same as conversation.

No wonder you don't believe in this religion... your intelligence doesn't allow it.  You can't comprehend the ideas.

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Off Topic / Re: I have a new religion.

« on: September 27, 2012, 02:44:53 PM »

IT'S JUST A DAMN BOOK!
WHY ARE YOU TAKING IT SO SERIOUSLY?!


I'M A CRAPPY WRITER ANYWAY!

Did you read this book?  It's loveual.  It's made for people to believe in.

It's so good.

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Off Topic / Re: I have a new religion.

« on: September 27, 2012, 09:49:53 AM »

Jesus christ people, it's just a book!

May he find peace in the afterlife of our frozen depths!

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Off Topic / Re: I have a new religion.

« on: September 27, 2012, 09:15:37 AM »

How about when he is smithing his enemies with his justice jaw?

What about those muscles?  Eh?  What if I said that he just punches people to death?  What would you say?

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Off Topic / Re: I have a new religion.

« on: September 27, 2012, 01:56:25 AM »

since his jaw is attatched to his neck, would he bite by moving his head up and down?

He does not need to bite, as he is immortal and needs no sustenance!

...however, yes, he does do that when he talks.