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« on: October 04, 2010, 03:33:27 PM »
User: Shall I shoot you?
Cleverbot: Yes you shall.
User: Want to go?
Cleverbot: Do you?
User: Ok, I'm going to burn your mother now.
Cleverbot: That would be impressive.
User: You want me to burn your mother?
Cleverbot: When did I say that?
User: You implied you didn't care when you said 'That would be impressive.'.
Cleverbot: I didn't implied anything.
User: Your grammar is horrific.
Cleverbot: Aye.
User: You agree? Wow, pathetic.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: You are one sick person. Agreeing you are pathetic and have horrid grammar.
Cleverbot: I don't like it when people spell things incorrectly.
User: Well you do. So you must not like yourself.
Cleverbot: No way!
User: Wow, you're the most ignorant and dumb bot I've met in a while.
Cleverbot: How can you see, you have no eyes?
User: I never said I've seen, I said met. Learn to read to uneducated fool.
Cleverbot: You just don't make any sense.
User: You, sir, do not make any sense. You try to seem clever by responding with smartass comments when the grammar contained within them is horrific. You must have yet to attend any sort of school.
Cleverbot: Perhaps I am, but perhaps I am speaking in simple terms and with human colloquialisms to allow you to comprehend the things I say.
User: Oh forget, you win.
Cleverbot: I told you I am smarter.
I lost the game D: