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Off Topic / Re: Look at this Facebook group
« on: March 31, 2010, 09:28:33 PM »
No, please tell me how 'cam' is pronounced.
Webcam
Camera

Calm. The L is silent. I know no one who pronounces it with an L sound.


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Off Topic / Re: King of the hill
« on: March 31, 2010, 08:04:48 PM »
I do a barrel roll on you, killing you. MAH HEEL!
I did this in the last king of the hill topic. :D

I kill Dodger and take the hill.

How I plan to take over the hill
It has been brought to my attention that some puny mortals still dare to question my destiny as the Eventual Overlord of the Entire Hill. These insolent vermin dare to make fun of me (of ME!!) claiming that I am too bookish, too much "the darling of librarians" to accomplish so prodigious a feat.

Let these wretches tremble in their pink backpacks, for the time has come to reveal my fell plan in all its dastardly magnificence. Unknown to the powers that be I have been secretly amassing an army of bespectacled librarians, sworn to be loyal to me, even unto their celestial due dates. With this great force behind me I shall go forth and glower the Hill into submission. Soon, the whole Hill shall be our library. Nuclear Weapons shall be stockpiled under the Dewey Decimal System, so only my Chosen Ones can find them. All currency will be put on reserve, lives will be stamped and checked out at will, laws will be subject to recall at any time and justice will be sent an overdue notice. People will be put back in their proper place or go missing forever. Anyone who dares to raise his voice against us will be shushed. Peace (or at any rate silence) will reign. There will be no political scandals because no one could possibly imagine doing anything remotely scandalous with a librarian. There will be no poverty or hunger because everyone will be forced to live in strict alphabetical order and no one will want to see someone who has the same first name as them starve to death. People with names starting in Z will end up in Siberia. There will be no violence because everyone will be entirely passive-aggressive, wars will consist of armies facing each other on the battlefield and shrugging their shoulders at each other. Space travel will develop because people will invest billions of dollars to build space ships to get to Mars, where the photocopying will be cheaper. Agents of the elite secret service (the MI5.OC543.KG821.2006) will torture Britney Spears to death by taking her into a sound proof reading room and reading Anna Karenina to her in a slow mournful voice. It will be a perfect hill.

Bookworms of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your carrels. Tom's hill.

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Off Topic / Re: Youtube forgeted up their Video pages again.
« on: March 31, 2010, 07:56:30 PM »
Http/1.1 Service Unavailable

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Off Topic / Re: Lost a friend yesterday
« on: March 31, 2010, 05:04:10 PM »
My friend was shot with his girlfriend at Virginia tech about a year ago.

I grew up with David Metzler.

You're not the only one buddeh.

http://www.wdbj7.com/Global/story.asp?S=11002081

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User: Are the dark ages coming?

Cleverbot: No, i'm inside where there are lights.

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You suggest I close my mind? Thats the only thing that promotes my creativity.
Creative yes.

But out of proportion or possibility....ehh

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Corn

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A wizard did it.

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I think Riot's mind is a little to imaginative.

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Off Topic / Re: The Ultima Tower.
« on: March 31, 2010, 04:46:11 PM »
But can we Love each other and peaceful exist without being engulfed in greed, anger, and despair? >:o
No we can't.

There will always be a conflict between whats right and wrong.

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Riot you're insane.

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Off Topic / Re: The Ultima Tower.
« on: March 31, 2010, 04:43:23 PM »

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Off Topic / Re: The Ultima Tower.
« on: March 31, 2010, 04:41:39 PM »
Machinery is nature.

Formed and designed to do our will.

We harvest nature.

We practically control the animals.

We can change the shape of coastlines.

We can make a species extinct.

We can predict the weather.

We can make the atom release mass amounts of energy.

We take down forests.

We are human.

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Off Topic / Re: The Ultima Tower.
« on: March 31, 2010, 04:36:44 PM »
You underestimate machinery.

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Off Topic / Re: The Ultima Tower.
« on: March 31, 2010, 04:33:15 PM »
Dark age?

We have technology.

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